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(18+) 30. Midwestern millennial. Lifelong spanko. Disciplinarian top. I looked it up in the dictionary too. 🔞 DMs open.
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Okay, folks. Firm But Fair Spanking Stories is up and running! I have a few stories on there already, so check ‘em out and see what you think.
More to come soon!
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If I have to ask “Do you need a spanking?” the answer is already yes.
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A strict bedtime might be the most irl helpful rule for 98% of spankos. The importance of a consistent sleep routine can’t be overstated. A genuinely healthy side effect of this thing we do.
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I have a feeling if everyone’s average screen time was suddenly made public, a lot of folks would be in for a spanking.
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Underrated punishment: memorization.
Giving a brat a deadline to memorize something and recite it to you can be very effective. Sometimes even more than writing lines.
The more embarrassing the script, the better.
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Having too many tabs open at once should be a spankable offense.
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I never used to appreciate the effectiveness of non-spanking punishments. I was always a lecture-and-spank kinda guy. But there’s no denying that lines, corners, and grounding can work wonders sometimes.
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Chekhov’s belt. If the spanking story mentions it, you can bet it’s coming off by the end.
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Rumor has it there’s some new spanko content coming up. But you can’t believe everything you hear…
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You can tell an implement is really scary when it gets a definite article.
Not just “a cane.” The cane. The strap. The belt.
The one and only.
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Every spanko can appreciate the subtle implications of an armless chair.
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Whenever I write a spanking story, it always ends up a little different than what I originally had in mind. Not necessarily better or worse. Just different. The writing process changes the story.
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Unexpected spanking scenes in otherwise vanilla media just hit different. Nothing beats a good startle.
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Pride is often the biggest obstacle standing in the way of admitting a mistake to yourself. Fortunately, a good spanking can humble you like nothing else, opening the door for honest reflection. With no pride left to lose, you may as well come clean.
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Old guy with the mug looks even more uncomfortable outside of the meme. Legend.
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Started rereading Dune after all the movie hype, and man, I forgot how many golden opportunities there are for spanking scenes in here. This book was made for it.
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Spanking, discipline, obedience, attitude, respect, punishment, lecture, bare bottom, young lady…
Words have power. Who knows that better than a spanko?
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Sometimes I remember there are entire states without a Culver’s and my heart breaks. You just live your life without the joy of a butter burger? Not a single cheese curd in sight? Tragic.
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If I had a nickel for every time Leonardo DiCaprio gets spanked in a movie, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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My laptop just tried to auto-complete corner time as “corner time!” and that’s the kind of enthusiasm I’m looking for.
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@Shilo2141
Because brats need to squirm a little before going over a knee. (Where they will squirm a whole lot more.)
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Looking back, I’ve probably spanked for procrastination more than any other type of misbehavior. Maybe attitude. It’s a toss up.
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Finally took the Meyers-Briggs test and got INFJ. Unfortunately I have no idea what that means.
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I’ve done this one. Highly recommended.
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I usually prefer to start a spanking over the pants/skirt. Slowly baring the bottom throughout a session always has a potent effect. No need to rush things.
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@bratofnone
I’m afraid we don’t accept studies from the Institute of Brats. The sources are never up to standard.
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Sometimes just making it through another day is accomplishment enough.
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“Raised by old parents who had you later in life” is a recognizable type of person. We know our own kind.
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Funishments are great, but seeing a real change in someone’s behavior through more serious discipline is deeply rewarding. It can and does happen.
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Bill Watterson remains undefeated.
these are some of the coolest lines ever written and they’re for a newspaper comic parody
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I can still hear the dial up tones.
Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly
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I used to think the “hurts to sit for a few days after a spanking” thing was an exaggeration, and I was thrilled when my first spankee confirmed that it was real. I just hadn’t believed it could really leave such a lasting impression. Pleasantly surprised.
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Something tells me there’s about to be a lot less sitting going on around here.
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@SpankMeSore
@JJShenanigans
This option never even occurred to me. The temptation to write something cheeky must be potent…
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I used to think “spanked to tears” was about the length and intensity of a spanking, but there are a lot of other factors that are at least as important. Pain alone is rarely what unlocks the tears in my experience.
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@NicholeThorneIN
@JJShenanigans
@Shilo2141
That’s very thoughtful of you, but I can think of better uses for that money, such as buying many more notebooks and pens.
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Chapter two of Royal Mischief is here!
After sneaking out of the castle, Esperanza requisitions a horse for a midnight ride across the plains. But heaven help the poor girl if she gets caught…
M/F, platonic, all characters 18+.
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My family was pretty conservative, so I wasn’t allowed to watch many movies or TV shows growing up. Mostly just classics like Little House on the Prairie, the Waltons, Andy Griffith, old westerns, etc.
I’d say that policy backfired. IYKYK.
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Chapter 3 is up!
Princess Esperanza is back, and this time she’s in for a scolding.
M/F, platonic, all characters 18+.
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@JJShenanigans
A few, actually. I think the last one was Rascal by Sterling North. One of my favorites growing up.
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@LizzyLynn13
We can add this very creepy question to the list of reasons why that’s a good policy.
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“It’s a once in a generation eclipse” and yet it’s already getting dark outside again. This is why science is bullshit.
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@brattysoph_xo
I know that feeling. Motivation is fickle. Sometimes you gotta just decide to do it regardless.
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@BoomerAnother
I haven’t gotten around to giving a mouthsoaping yet, but I don’t doubt it. I hear it does the trick.
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New story is up! This one is the start of something longer.
Meet Lady Esperanza, heir to the Kingdom of Castellan. Her life is governed by strict rules — but that’s never stopped her from chasing adventure.
M/F, platonic, all characters 18+.
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I haven’t had Irn Bru in more than a decade but I still remember exactly what it tasted like.
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I always forget just how convenient shorts-and-a-T-shirt weather is. I need to move somewhere warm year-round. But could I leave my Midwest roots behind?
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Being a spanko writer just makes sense. Wordplay is part and parcel in this kink. There’s a reason we all looked it up in the dictionary a million times.
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@EmmaXStories
I grew up reading stories from this era, and you hit the nail on the head with the style. Is “Enid” by chance a reference to Enid Blyton, or just a coincidence?
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I’ve had multiple dreams now that revolved around stealing pies. Looney Tunes ass subconscious.
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@Cp7Daddy
@stoutenattyx
This is good to know. I’ve never used one before, and I also doubted it would do much. I’ll have to try it out now.
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@JonWelts
I thought it was Cavill until I read the caption. Great promo shot, though. I’m interested.
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Referring to bending over for a spanking as “doggy style” should be illegal.
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@Agoodspankin
This is my favorite episode so far. That writing lines in college story is pure gold.
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@skekpen
I’ve never heard that about focusing within four hours of waking up. That could be really useful to know.
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