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brat alert 🚨| lifelong spanko | Fetlife: IslaJade

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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
Yesterday I had the chance to tell my friends abt me being a spanko but once again I just couldn’t do it. I’m so afraid I’ll never be brave enough to tell anyone and I hate it bc I feel a little lonely keeping this to myself
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
I’m sick so enjoy this little fit check I did before going out last weekend🍸
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@islajade71
Isla
27 days
I went to the beach with my friends and NONE of them wanted to play mermaids with me bc “we went there to get tanned” 1st of all who the fuck is “we”?! and 2nd of all they are no longer my friends
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
I’m so incredibly bored. I feel like doing something stupid
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@islajade71
Isla
29 days
@brattysoph_xo my vanilla friends threaten me all the time too💀
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
Every time I’m in trouble and I eventually apologize and then get asked what I’m sorry for, there are zero (0) thoughts behind my eyes. like it’s a great question, but I actually have no idea bc I have the memory of a goldfish and I already forgot what I did🤷🏼‍♀️
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@islajade71
Isla
28 days
@brattysoph_xo my friend slapped my butt one time and then I said “little do you know I’m into this shit” but no one took it seriously😭
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
I’ve always thought I’m a good driver but yesterday when I was driving to a restaurant, my friend was like “Isla you drive like we have extra lives”😭
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
I want some McDonald’s so bad I’m gonna have a meltdown
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@firm_but_fair Could never be me💁🏼‍♀️
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@OliviaAsks One time I fell asleep while scrolling through something risky and guess who had set the auto-lock thing to ‘never’🫠
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
Has anyone else ever accidentally given themselves a lil wedgie and ripped their panties when pulling pants up a little bit? No? okay…🫢
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@islajade71
Isla
25 days
@OliviaAsks Thank you to whoever did that to her🙏
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
I got a 23 on my physics exam. Feel free to call me a certified genius
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
I guess we’re skipping summer this year🙄 Seriously thinking about moving rn I’m cold
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@islajade71
Isla
16 days
@brattysoph_xo oh she’s hot
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to TikTok but this morning the app had logged me out for some stupid reason and I started crying because I couldn’t remember my username or password…
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@OliviaAsks @SassyXOLassy As soon as I saw the gift I was like giiiirl do you not realize you’re about to sentence yourself to death?!💀 It was so adorable tho<3
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@OliviaAsks I’m glad they were kind to you and no one judged you🫶🏻 I hope everything turns out well when I finally open up one day. Thank you❤️
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo ❤️ Yeah I’ve always been convinced every single person in my life would just leave me if I told them so it’s easier to not say anything
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
💛
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@brattysoph_xo I’ll NEVER get one because I know for a fact I’d have a meltdown and destroy the damn thing to get my phone out
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
Didn’t wear my retainers for a week and now they don’t fit anymore. My orthodontist is gonna be real happy when I tell her🫠 oooopsieee
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@OliviaAsks @SassyXOLassy holy shit😳 I almost feel bad for you
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@SassyXOLassy @OliviaAsks this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@OliviaAsks Actually the legal drinking age is 18 over here!
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
I swear the “pack my stanley cup with me for a 5 min drive to target as a passenger princess” videos on tiktok are my 13th reason
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
my thighs are in so much pain🫠
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
It’s a bubble braid kinda day🖤
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@firm_but_fair I’d say I’m pretty good at math but top math makes no sense
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@islajade71
Isla
5 months
@OliviaAsks @SassyXOLassy Next time say ma’am so she can’t be mad at you
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
Am I broke as fuck? Yes. Did I pay 25 bucks to see Dune part 2 although I just saw it like 3 weeks ago? Also yes.
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@SassyXOLassy @OliviaAsks You really know how to make someone’s day
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@ZoeLynch02 that’d be the case if I was an amateur
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@islajade71
Isla
27 days
@brattysoph_xo I know🙄 and thank you🫶🏻
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@islajade71
Isla
24 days
@SteamyBedtime @OliviaAsks Whipping birch branches in a sauna has always been such a normal tradition for me I never realized how kinky it actually is until now😂
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@brattysoph_v yeah my twitter addiction is on a whole another level🙈
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo What should I do?😈
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
My sassy girl turns 9 today. (and yes, I hissed back at her)
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo the low tire pressure light is too real lmao
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
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@islajade71
Isla
27 days
@OliviaAsks I don’t do those
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@SpankMeSore omg inner thighs hurt sooooo bad
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo ✨procrastination is the key✨
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
I cleaned my room the other day and I think I threw my retainer in the trash because I can’t find it anywhere. I still have the case tho
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@firm_but_fair This reminds me of when I used to go to church camps as a kid and had to memorize different Bible verses and then recite them to the pastor🤢🤮
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@SpankMeSore @JJShenanigans everybody so creative
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
I turned the screen time thing on yesterday just to see how bad it actually is. For the sake of my sanity I’m turning it off again😊
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@brattysoph_xo it’s okay, you can sleep when you’re dead
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@islajade71
Isla
25 days
@OliviaAsks @brattysoph_xo I don’t think that’s true since we’ve done nothing wrong
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@islajade71
Isla
25 days
@stoic_dom Having shoes on but being completely naked is something I just don’t understand lol
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
My least favorite thing about being an adult is that meds for adults don’t taste like the ones for kids
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo one time I asked if I could sit on my bed that’s in the corner of my room but apparently that doesn’t count🙄
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
My orthodontist texted me and told me I have an appointment in May🙄 I was hoping she would just forget about me
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@brattysoph_v @OliviaAsks didn’t surprise me at all
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@Cp7Daddy @BrattyAnni Only if I get caught tho. And also it’s not reckless if I don’t black out
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@BrattyAnni @Cp7Daddy that’s right🙌🏻
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@brattysoph_xo you better accept my friend request or I’m turning against you
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
Just found out a girl in my school is pregnant. She’s also getting married this spring. We haven’t even graduated from high school yet and these people are starting families😭 and then I’m here just trying not to die🥲
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@SpankMeSore @TheMNMatador Thanks🫂 I do have someone to spank me, just not as often as I’d like but it’s okay
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@brattysoph_v I’ve turned the screen time thing off so…
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@JonWelts I have so many questions
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo Lol can’t relate bc my dad made sure I was basically a mechanic by the age of 12
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@OliviaAsks @SassyXOLassy Happy Women’s day<3
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@LexLeBackup first of all ew, second of all ew
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@brattysoph_xo No bc I kinda wanna cut my hair but I’ve done it before and regretted it every time so now I don’t know what to do🙄
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@firm_but_fair I don’t find it suspicious at all🤔
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@Cp7Daddy @BrattyAnni And tbh I think I could do it w/o blacking out… unlike you
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
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@lanasummermusic
Lana Summer 🇵🇸 ♡
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The signs & their traits: a thread 🌏🌊🔥💨 quote this tweet w your placements!
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@brattysoph_xo @BrattyAnni I think I’m gonna do the jäger bombs later lol I do have a full bottle of vodka sitting on my floor but I’m thinking white wine bc that shit makes me feel great
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@rainstormblue I got 9 donuts one time. they were delish
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@islajade71
Isla
1 month
@brattysoph_xo you should definitely go out
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
it’s always either that I’m academically smart or that I’m mean asf
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
My plan for today was to go for a run and then clean my closet but instead I took a 5 hour nap😎 I have no regrets
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@Cp7Daddy yeah I like the first part better
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@BrattyAnni everybody makes ✨mistakes✨
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@islajade71
Isla
2 months
@ZoeLynch02 I don’t know yet🧐
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@islajade71
Isla
3 months
@OliviaAsks YOU LOOK SO CUTE
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@islajade71
Isla
4 months
@davethespanko @brattysoph_v @Cp7Daddy 0 days doesn’t mean there can’t be 1 to 23 hours still left
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