वक्त के पन्ने पलटे तो अचानक ख्याल आया खुद से कभी पूछा ही नहीं तुम गुज़र कैसे गईं

पतली गली से खिसकना सुना था। ये तो चौड़ी सड़क पे भग ली। इतना भी क्या डरना। ऐसे भागने न तो वजन कम होगा न ही मोगैंबो खुश होगा। #MeenakshiLekhi #WrestlersProtest

Modiji has just learned about the Independence of India. Since his clock is running backwards, he'll soon be joining the Quit India Movement too. https://t.co/Rw0TA247s9

One would think that a reputed hotel like @TajMansingh would have some ethics. They inflated a bill of 40k to 4L & fraudulently debited the money from our account. Now giving the run around for refund. My entire month's earnings are locked up. Have to pay vendors but no funds 😢

Public Service Announcement. Please avoid @TajMansingh like the plague. Absolute crooks. My cousin was staying there this week. Just as he was checking out to board his flight to US they inflated the bill by 10 times and debited the money. More than 48 hrs later, still no refund.

After the demonetisation declared by Narendra Modi, in almost every district in the country, BJP bought land and built new party offices. Where did the money come from?

I think RG got more publicity for his sentence and possible disqualification from Parliament than his entire Bharat Jodo Yatra did.

He said they are not allowing me to speak in the Parliament by muting my mike. They replied by first postponing the session and then taking away his membership of the Parliament. There's no censor on public speeches. You have given him Carte Blanche to be bold and brutal now.

एक ही जूता अपने सर पे कितनी बार मार सकता है कोई? और इतना जड़ बुद्धि भी कैसे हो सकता है कोई? रवीश के ऊपर से NDTV की पाबंदी हटी, तो उसकी पहुंच और बढ़ गई। रवीश जो बात दबे ढके शब्दों में कहता था, अब खुल के बोलने लगा। यही गलती ये लोग #राहुलगांधी के साथ दोहरा रहे हैं।

कौन बेवकूफ़ सलाहकार साहेब को बहका गया। अब तक वो शराफ़त में कुछ नही बोल रहा था, क्योंकि उसको संसद की मर्यादा का ख्याल था। छुट्टे सांड की जंजीरें हटा दी। बहुत बेभाव की पड़ेगी। अब देखो ज़ालिम क्या खुल के बोलेगा, और क्या क्या बोलेगा। #राहुलगांधी #RahulGandhi

There's a simple solution to this issue. Whenever the delivery boys place a call, instead of connecting them to the customer directly, connect to the central number of the app and route the call through it. Delivery boys will not receive customer phone number ever.

What kind of human beings are Indians? Hate doesn't matter to us. Inflation doesn't bother us. Defunct healthcare is not an issue. Massive corruption is okay. Dishonesty, bigotry, divisiveness, cruelty, discrimination, poverty... nothing effects us?? How?

Finally one journalist has the guts to openly say what we have been saying all along.

@gauravsabnis How did Savarkar start his apology negotiations? "Parley, Ji?"

Why did Savarkar hate Oreos? Because he heard they were made by Nabi's co!

Why did Savarkar once apologize to a biscuit? Because it was a Britannia biscuit 🤭🤭

What biscuit did Two-nation-theory supporter Savarkar have every August 14th? Good Day 🫣

Tangdi kebabs, tandoori murg - actually most tandoori items have no onion or garlic. Sanjha Chulha anyone?

Bengaluru in news worldwide for - during Congress Govt: - Information & technology - Start-ups - Innovation - Economy - MNCs - Foriegn Investments - Jobs - Tech Parks during BJP Govt: - Hijab - Halal - Jhatka - Azaan - Hindu - Muslim - Love Jihad What Else Did You Expect?

And you seriously wanted us to believe that CAA/NRC weren’t meant to target Muslims?! 😂🤣😅