‘Sir, sir, the country is burning!! What should we do??’ ‘Make sure nobody tweets about it.’

Who will win Bihar?

'मेरा भारत महान' 🇮🇳 'Made in India' 🇮🇳 ऐसे लिखे डिब्बे भी चीन में बन रहे हैं. ताकि लोगों को लगे कि भारत में सामान बन रहा है. हकीक़त ये है कि मोदी सरकार ने Make in India के प्रचार पर खूब पैसे लुटाए, लेकिन जमीन पर ढेला भर काम नहीं किया. देखिए 👇

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Bad News India is one of those countries where you're warned not to enter the kitchen of most restaurants/hotels. Not even by mistake. The filth is so immense that you'll develop an aversion to food. Good News But at least your paying for the food using UPI.

Folks, if you wish to read my posts, you'll need to visit my TL. Because my posts are hardly reaching most followers. That's how X now works.

Minds have already been poisoned by the sangh. Now the stomachs are being poisoned. Fake ghee, milk, khoya, paneer, mithai, medicines. Fruits, grains and vegetables grown using and laced with horrible chemicals. Air and rivers polluted beyond all levels. Modi hai TABHI mumkin

Teslas have the lowest maintenance & repair costs of any brand

Par hum itna bade c...ya hain ki firecrackers to jalayenge hi! Chahe kuch ho jaye.

Let's see if Delhi sets a new record in 2025. Delhi became the most polluted city in the world on 12 November 2024, with an AQI of 1,200. This year again, the political leaders will either sit in their AC chambers with multiple air purifiers or leave for some mountain resorts.

Yet another horrible season approaches for those ailing with asthma and other breathing problems. As for the birds, dogs, cats and other animals it will be days of sheer trauma. We will yet again see endless nonsensical debates on TV, mudslinging bouts, blame games... till the

This is partially correct. They're also preparing the soup that will be served.

Police is trained only for this. Prove it wrong.

@Pawankhera RSS एक गिरोह है, उसका सच जान लीजिये... #BanRSS

Someone is doing better reels than Ashwini

First Railway minister to inaugurate a blanket in AC coach. Congratulations @AshwiniVaishnaw. A first in 78 years!

FTMO Verified prop traders walk their path. Rise now and start your FTMO Challenge!

The GDP can touch 100 trillion but even if one child dies because of a cough syrup, it is worthless. We remain the under developed 3rd world country.

What does a newly made highway, flyover or road that develops potholes or collapses mean. It means right from a peon to a minister, everyone has made money. Contracts are given on commissions, contractors buy sub standard materials and inflate the bills, and everyone lives

Name another country where cough syrup kills children and children's antibiotic syrups have worms. Modi hai TABHI mumkin hai.

TV स्टूडियो में एक पढ़ी लिखी युवा लड़की एक पूरी क़ौम को पंक्चर बनाने वाला बताती है 🔺जिस पर स्टूडियो में ठहाका लगता है 🔺ख़ुद एंकर महोदय और BJP प्रवक्ता हंसते हैं 🔺लड़की को भी लगता है उसने क्या ज़बरदस्त बात बोली है लेकिन यह चिंता का विषय है ▪️सोचिए समाज में घोली गई नफरत

It's tough to decide if our hospitals are worse than the pharma companies or vice versa. Both are looting.

Her Nobel prize is now evidence of how meaningless these awards have become.

Hey everyone. It's the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize chatting it up with the guy who's wanted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court.