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10 months
I love gen z so much - they dress really well and have style - come into office and leave whenever they want without shame (based) - confident and have a strong sense of self worth - still really smart and not afraid to question authority - fun to hang out with
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1 year
A dating app where guys have to call your dad to ask for permission to take you out as the only way to contact you
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1 year
My dream bf - 6ft - $300-500K total comp - very ambitious & driven - 27-33yo - brown eyes - loves nyc - rlly funny but a bit weird - rlly kind & has a moral system - not trust fund baby (self made) - good taste - good listener & planner - loves running & reading - loves me a LOT
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3 months
@gaialect It’s as if a bunch of kids were playing in a sandbox but didn’t include you and so you spent your entire life building a better cooler sandbox just to let them be mean to you again
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10 months
A lot of guys say that they want to date a chill girl. Every girl is chill when you’re at the bottom of her roster
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11 months
Relationships only work when the guy likes the girl more. I didn’t make the rules
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2 years
wearing suits for men went from being a high status thing to a low status thing
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2 years
Looking back… I think the hottest thing in a guy is intention. Intention with his life, with his work, with his relationships, with his dreams, with his physical body. Intention creates assertive, confident men that make you feel safe. Intention however, is insanely rare
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7 months
Best substance hands down is running and working out everyday… better than alcohol better than any substance better than the rush of love or attraction. Running/fitness changes my entire brain for the better, makes me feel connected to all good things, makes me feel like…
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1 year
I know imma get cancelled for this tweet and I don’t care. Everything I have tweeted here before has come true 😭 the world must know
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10 months
Completely unbrainwashed awesome and down to earth, i love working with them. I feel like millennials by contrast still awkwardly follow unecessary rules or have this strange self of awkwardness and insecurity idk.
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2 years
men really hate how much they love women
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2 years
A lot of dating in NYC is so transactional > guy takes you to a dimly lit bar with cool drinks > guy sips on those drinks as he tells you about his “cool” job as the idea guy, everywhere he’s travelled > guy pays and slips in the “we could go to my place” It’s so boring
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2 years
Bf arbitrage opportunity >have no bf but live in ny >go to sf from ny >get like 30 automatic bfs upon arrival >stay for 90 days (how long it takes the avg male to fall in love) >move back to ny, certain % of bfs become too attached & follow you >pick 1 >have bf and live in ny
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1 year
@christos_ioa Of course. True love > high heels
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2 months
Dating a lot of people isn’t a flex. Having a high value collaborative partner that you can consolidate power and build generational wealth with is a flex
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1 year
Nobody ever talks about how hard it is for beautiful and smart girls in tech
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2 years
everybody wants a smart ambitious gf until I bring a laptop to the bar and work while you sit in silence
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2 years
Men in the Midwest have jobs in manufacturing, freight, INDUSTRY. Moving things, building things. Tons of muscle. Guys in NY meanwhile stare all day at font sizes and schemas for appendix slides in pitch decks that nobody will read, while waiting for $40 seed oil meal delivery
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11 months
Hearing stories about how people meet each other and immediately have an unspoken bond + get each other + want to be together + fall in love. Meeting your soulmate is a real thing that happens, it can happen and if that’s what you want, you shouldn’t settle for anything less
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5 months
It’s so hard to be the person you want to be.. you literally have to psych yourself up to face your fears over and over and over again
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1 year
Life in your 20s is just a never ending cycle of figuring out where you’re living where you’re working who you’re sleeping with and how good your body looks
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2 years
maybe she’s not texting you back because she likes you so much and you make her nervous
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4 months
@ipsumkyle I think men take heartbreak very poorly
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7 months
These people are looking for an egg donor for $220K. I think for these criteria $220K is not enough
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10 months
@sabrinabrier Damn I need this dress
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1 year
excel bf google sheets gf
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1 year
dating a tech bro vs dating a finance bro
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11 months
@petergyang Highkey a hustler
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1 year
LMAOOO BROKE BOYZZZ
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5 months
@saintmacklin If he’s not like this after we break up I don’t want it
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1 year
The hottest thing a girl can be is extremely smart and intellectually driven
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11 months
Guys get hurt one time and begin a lifelong rebellion against women
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1 year
Equinox isn’t even a gym it’s a nice shower that brands itself as a gym
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5 months
Girls will be like “he’s so cute” and “I love him” … ok but have you seen the giant portrait of himself that he keeps hidden that reveals his true face and the cruelty of his sins and his consistent lack of moral character
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8 months
What are the highest paying careers? And by highest paying I mean high potential to earn 500K+ and even seven figures after 5-10 years
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1 year
God I hope it works
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1 year
@coldhealing Awww being 17 that was such a hard time
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7 months
The Gen Z 9-5 girl is awesome and completely correct. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we have to work and have all internalized it so deeply as our value as humans. We shouldn’t have to work at all we should live and enjoy life. She’s more awake than anybody hating
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1 year
one time my ex and i were in a fight many years ago and he deadass said "well this is how i am, welcome to me" in the middle of it and i think it is the most hilarious thing to say ever and i now say it all the time whenever someone has a problem with me welcome!!
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7 months
I wanna create art and a multi billion dollar business and also to have like 3 kids (girls tbh) with a cool husband with lots of character and grit and I wanna help other people become the best version of themselves and I want to have a Pilates body and to be a good friend
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1 year
Girls in their stoic healing era are a true art form in real life
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1 year
I want to build a cool company and build a beautiful marriage and I want an apartment in Williamsburg and like 3-5 kids. Oh also I would like to buy my parents a house. Let’s goooo
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8 months
@paindesuxd He’s young and hungry and seems like he will go far. Yes this is crossing a line and people shouldn’t do it but it’s not the taboo you imply it is. He’s 23
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5 months
Is it supposed to do that
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1 year
I wanna date someone who’s brave and ambitious and bold but also loving and kind and genuine on the inside. Just like me. Someone that wants a relationship where we could both level up together
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1 year
I love meeting people who are in touch with themselves and share their genuine self. It’s so refreshing and intriguing. Even if it’s a bit rough around the edges, I prefer that honesty to fake perfection
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2 years
why are you, as a man, letting some profit maximizing algorithm designed to play against you determine what kind of women you get to have access to
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1 year
all of the super attractive super successful girls are getting their hearts broken left and right. what are they doing wrong
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1 year
My dad speaks English Russian German Portuguese Italian and a bit of French if that helps
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1 year
Date a younger man!
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7 months
I want a dangerous boyfriend that feels very safe
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10 months
@anammostarac Woah no way. And my dumb ass has been here doing stupid math. Wtf
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2 years
Remember when someone on twitter was like “your female CEO shouldn’t post bikini pics” and then all the girls started posting bikini pics. Lmao good times
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1 year
I’m sorry but I truly believe gifting a kitchen appliance, in most cases, is disrespectful to women
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11 months
new dream bf -not a dollar to his name -an acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame -just his honor, a tolerance for pain -couple of college credits and his top-notch brain -his love for me was never in doubt -we’ll get a little place in Harlem and we'll figure it out
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1 year
Lmfaooooo thinking about how about a year ago I made this guy a slide deck about all the things I liked about him. Corniest thing I’ve ever done. Anyway if I can recover from that you can recover from anything
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1 year
It’s kind of crazy that everybody, the entire world has internalized that we work M-F and rest on weekends. The entire world. Everyone. We organized ourselves and all deeply internalized this random 7 day pattern to the point where you feel odd if your break it. Wtf
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2 years
@VikingDadWisdom Hot girls stay winning
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11 months
True happiness in life is working on something you love, something that moves the needle as you define it, with people you love and respect. I experienced this once and it was better than any relationship or drug known to mankind and all of space
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2 years
Has anybody ever considered that a 25-30 year old in a t-shirt and no management experience is perhaps not the most qualified person to run a financial institution
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10 months
@chriskardos You should feel shame for bad work and for not trying your best and you should feel bad for a mistake with a client or in a code and you should feel the need to self improve yes. None of that is correlated with fake face time
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10 months
if i didn't focus on my career i would be poor right now. i would also never have had the money to invest in my hair or skin care routine or gym or pilates or clothes i like. would have never been as confident as i am today. would have never had the funds or time to by by myself…
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Telling a young woman to focus on her career is like telling a 25 year old man to focus on his hair
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10 months
@tyler02020202 I understand this song so much
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8 months
@julesterpak Twitter has opened my eyes to the fact that there are so many insecure people out there
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2 years
People on this website talking about how hard it is to date and get married… It’s not. It’s you. You’re the problem.
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1 year
mfs be like I am ex-Google ex-Meta bro they were just 3 month internships
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2 years
too young for Elon, too old for Leo
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4 months
If a guy doesn’t make you watch his weird favorite movie he doesn’t love you and never will
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2 years
Kissed the most perfect guy last night. Life has peaked
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8 months
@nytdavidbrooks Ur first mistake was going to Newark airport
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6 months
Is two dates too soon to say I love you asking for a friend
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1 year
@MaxBid24 This is me except the twitter my only vice of trolling people on the internet 😭
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1 year
The optimal number of boyfriends is three. First bf is sweet and wholesome to keep you soft and loving. Second bf is adventurous and slightly toxic to keep you working harder on yourself. Third bf is older wise daddy type to provide life mentorship and honest feedback
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3 months
Your parents didn’t immigrate to America just for you to end up in middle class. Try harder
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1 year
Groups of loud young boys day drinking in the west village have the same cheerleader effect so often prescribed to women— they appear interesting and notable as one cohesive blob but when you look at each of them one by one not a single guy stands out as even a little intriguing
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1 year
I handed a very famous twitter anon my phone on a date last night 2x Both times, I got texts from other anon twitter accounts while he was holding it So painful to watch play out
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2 years
@dfens_niko @coldhealing somebody had to step in since it’s been ten years and the lead eng still can’t learn basic EQ
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8 months
People complain about New York because they expect to have a red carpet rolled out for them with nice welcome tours when they get here, girls that swoon over 100K TC, and people that couldn’t wait for them to get here. New York is the exact opposite and that’s why it’s awesome
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6 months
i'm assembling a team
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1 year
Girls in nyc will go on a nice date each day for 28 days just to ignore them all and then chase after a guy that gives them emotional damage
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11 months
Spent the last 3 weeks eating nothing but Italian food at restaurants all over Little Italy in NY and lost over 20 lbs. There’s something seriously wrong with American food. I hope someone is looking into this
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2 years
Whenever I date a guy I have one main criteria I’m thinking of: When we’re old, ugly and money sex & status means nothing anymore, am I still going to like hanging out with him?
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1 year
Why are handsome successful men so hated by other men. I will never understand… but if you’re affected I want you to know that there’s a space for you. My DMs are open if you want to talk
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1 year
why is there a million apps to buy stocks but no apps to buy bonds
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1 year
NYC is so beautiful and also my favorite city because it always challenges you to be the best at your everything. It’s for people who never give up setting a higher standard for themselves. Honestly I think that’s one of the most beautiful qualities you can find in a person
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1 year
me to all the hot 25 year old Tinder guys asking me to hang out using these emojis 😜 😉 🤪
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7 months
The best, most positive, happy people are also the ones that work out all the time. We were meant to move our body, it’s our responsibility
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2 years
the modern MBA is a masters in data science
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1 year
Women are the product managers of relationships. They create the demand vision and roadmap. Guys are the software engineers that then deliver it
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1 year
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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1 year
My new strategy is just ignoring the “hope you had a good weekend” phrases and carrying on to the topic. I’m not doing this anymore. I don’t want to talk about the weekend let’s get to work
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7 months
how to be contrarian in 2023 - don’t social climb, meet people based on common interests and vibes - do what you want even if everyone else thinks it’s stupid - enjoy your youth and enjoy the time you get to be alive before you get old and die - build a family and strong…
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1 year
Unintended consequence of this tweet is the amount of women replying “disrespect me” lmao
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4 months
Everything in life can be solved with 1 little mantra — stop being a little bitch, stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself, find some self respect and solve the problem
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10 months
@sabrinabrier Sabrina please where is this dress from
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10 months
I love late night soho walks
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4 months
Sometimes I wonder how do guys work really hard jobs and go through the challenges of life without the support and love of the right woman. I don’t understand
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