macklin
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crazy ass psychotic lunatic bitch from hell
Joined April 2013
Shot in the ear, tackled by secret service, rolled off the damn stage, and the wig is still laid… credit where credit is due.
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NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.
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Just rejected all cookies on a website… OKAYYYYYYYY it’s giving skinny!.
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Awww he’s like the gay brother she always wanted 💕.
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There is an actual schizophrenia epidemic in this country.
Anyone else get their REAL ID and wonder why it looks just like a Chinese star on your driver’s license?
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Demi Lovato’s ex fiancé is currently having a mental breakdown on Instagram… LMFAOOOOO
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I have no issue with age gap relationships as long as the old one is hot.
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“Lily Rose Depp has iPhone face” I literally could not disagree more. Slap a bonnet on that bitch and she could pass as Amish. What are you people talking about fr.
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The most unbelievable part of this Adam Levine cheating story is that he actually liked the name Sumner.
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Obsessed with Y2K trend revivals because that means someday soon it will be ok to respond “kill yourself” to annoying people on the internet with again.
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Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history.
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JoJo Siwa releases a song called “Karma” and 5 days later OJ Simpson dies. How many letters in Karma? 5. Merely a coincidence. perhaps, but ask yourself what is OJ spelled backwards and doubled? Exactly… “JOJO.�� 🤔🤔
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Kourtney Kardashian is gonna name her baby something stupid has hell to go along with her weirdo new goth adjacent vibe. I predict Skull, or maybe Drumstick. It will be very very bad.
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Did you know, that the line “show us your boobs” shouted to Cassie in Season 2, Episode 8 of Euphoria was not scripted? Yup it’s true! That was actually just Sam Levinson shouting a directorial note to Sydney Sweeney from off stage.
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Why are you as a man ordering delivery? Hunt for your food as nature intended.
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A lot of people aren’t getting it because a lot of people weren’t there but this was actually the hottest women were legally allowed to look in 2007. If you weren’t serving some variation of Velma you were considered a chop hoe.
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Sorry but a lot of you need to prioritize your sexual health. Antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea is real and it will get you
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Twitter was founded 19 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Pretty Little Liars is absolutely insane. 1st episode one is fucking her English teacher, the other is putting the moves on her sisters boyfriend. Another one is having a lesbian awakening and the other two are kleptos. Absolutely delivering everything Riverdale tried to give.
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Real ones know he ONLY dates the alters that are of legal maturity and that Bunny is a little, so their relationship is strictly platonic. And Bunny doesn’t even front that much anymore, so their relationship is primarily between Derek and Dahlia (the main frontier these days).
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I peaked in this moment. July 30th 2021 9:46am. It has been downhill ever since.
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Craziest oomf ever just hard launched her 3rd trimester baby bump on Instagram even though I was def at the club with her in January
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This might be Clairo shade bc 1, 4, and 3 respectively correspond the letters to “A” “D” “C” in the Latin alphabet, which could stand for “And Die, Clairo”……. .
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Another convo with my dad LMFAO
quote this with a conversation with your parent.
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Everytime I open Peacock it tries to get me to watch Oppenheimer… girl I am here to watch Couple to Throuple please be serious.
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8 talented improv actors and Lisa Barlow, who has not been informed they are filming a TV show, and simply believes that she is there on vacation.
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life.
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Daily tasks:.Vaguely threaten my own life on Instagram.$8 latte.Advil on empty stomach.Manifest greatness.Play on phone for 6 hours (sniper siege) .Complain about headache, insinuate brain cancer.Sleeping pill.Nightmare about terrorism.
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@Hellosgirl12345 First of all this isn’t slander, it’s libel, so you clearly know NOTHING.
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I don’t want kids because I won’t love them if they are annoying.
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But no biopic for Addison Rae?.
4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027. Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV. (Source: Deadline)
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These mug shots of Bonnie and Clyde pretty much solidify my long held belief that they were NOT evil criminal masterminds but rather just another chaotic twink and down ass hag duo.
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I turn 25 in a little over and month and let’s just say this frontal lobe needs to get MOVING if it plans on making that “fully developed” deadline.
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Too many quote tweets being like “what is this???” Like babe, it’s Jared Leto’s cult it’s right there in the tweet.
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Taylor Swift fans caused seismic activity equivalent of a 2.3 magnitude earthquake during the #ErasTour shows in Seattle. 🔗:
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Tbh if my friends went on a trip without me, without even TELLING ME and the posted boomerangs clinking drinks in the harbor I wouldn’t have posted this psychotic series of reels. I would have live streamed my suicide. I am in genuine awe of her restraint.
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Muted. People are putting Jared Leto’s birth chart in my mentions. Have some fucking decorum.
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Tennis is so in for this summer… pickleball is out btw, actually it’s not even out because it was never in. Something very very uncouth about it.
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Men with blonde hair
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A diva is kinda like the female version of a hustler if you think about it.
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They probably JUST got the self tanner stains out of the White House linens too.
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If I’m not the funniest person you know then you simply know too many people. You’ve oversaturated the market!.
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While I love her zest for travel I do feel she is a bit too excited for the LIRR
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The other option is that she go FULL poosh and name it Matcha or Psilocybin.
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I kinda love the bachelor. Not many TV shows are brave enough to ask if you would like to see a young beautiful cybersecurity consultant from Plano, Texas cry over a man she has spoken to a mere handful of times.
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If she ever gets sober I will act like those men did when Tom Brady retired from the NFL
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Queen Lizzie single just in time for hot girl summer. No doubt she will be throwing Royal ass on the throne.
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We already knew she wasn’t making through this night incident free. Real or contrived. There WILL be an Instagram story tomorrow. Know that.
some #GoldenGlobes tea😭😭. “i asked for a picture with him and she (kylie jenner) said no” – selena gomez. “with timothee?” . *selena nods*
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Thank you Gen Z for bringing back 90s styles. Now bring back diet pills with meth in them.
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Like honestly what else were they gonna do….
i will never understand how charli xcx managed to get julia fox, gabbriette, rachel sennott, chloe cherry and richie shazam into one music video
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I have two more things to add:.- I’m aiming a nuke at buckingham palace until Northern Ireland is returned.- A moratorium will be placed on the issuance of business licenses for celebrity brands relating to beauty, tequila, and/or athleisure. We do not need anymore.
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I love his hot dogs.
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life.
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