Stop acting perplexed that 8 teen girls could kill a stranger. It starts with your 8yo children being able to insult their bus drivers, call their teachers b*tch, and without consequences. It starts with negative parenting & a culture that fails to instill respect in children.

I am crying at this hahahahah

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

I go back to work in 18 days and I’m trying not to be excited… but I’m so Damn excited

Anyone over forty here ever see their parents drink a glass of water?

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

I’ve worked out two days and a row and honestly with how post partum is going for me… it’s a huge win

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier was built to remember and honour those who dedicated their lives in service for Canadians — not to desecrate and urinate on. Claiming to be fighting for freedom while disrespecting those who lost their lives fighting for our freedom is despicable.

The holidays were honestly just draining this year 😩

Retweet if you agree that our governments should send a package of rapid tests & N95 masks to every household, every week, for free.

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my greatest suffering when I was a kid

all the boys are sleeping (including goose) and I know it’s only 7am on a Wednesday but I feel like I should open a bottle of wine or something

We say it takes a village to raise a child but that goes out of the window if a woman is not suffering enough for people.

first time change with a baby and honestly….. fuck this shit 😂