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@elishadipp
3 years
The scariest thing about that Shamima Begum case is both her parents are British and she’s never stepped foot in Bangladesh so she’s stateless by default?
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@elishadipp
9 months
We’re deffo losing the wfh war
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@elishadipp
9 months
you start finding the meaning to life and suddenly it’s monday again
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@elishadipp
3 years
@uh456 Yes because that is a human rights violation
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@elishadipp
3 years
First born’s should get their own day, we’re basically parent no 3, everyone’s personality is some variation of us, we’re literally the blueprint
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@elishadipp
4 months
I was bored today so I went to the ftse 100, looked up every company to check who was building interesting product & the answer is not a single one, just a bunch of banks, insurance groups, supermarkets, retail & a dash of private equity
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@elishadipp
7 months
every conversation I have with someone between the ages of 21-35 & high intelligence has a long term exit plan within the next 5 years, so just the beginning of the brain drain I fear
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@elishadipp
9 months
@prospectmelv strategic manoeuvres to make us go in one way or another, most industries said go back to pre pandemic patterns
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@elishadipp
5 months
now what product manager @ trainline came up with this… firstly nice try, secondly give us the breakdown of the cost, the delays, the cancellations, the companies, don’t be shy now…
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@elishadipp
1 year
The Chinese version “Douyin” content is literally the most academic/educational content I’ve ever seen in short form video, meanwhile tiktok is literally brain mushing the rest of the world
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1 year
Tiktok is banned in China, which makes this whole conversation almost otherworldly.
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@elishadipp
1 year
Not even the prime minister is making 15k a month lol who is this post for, the 0.01% ?
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Bola Sol
1 year
Making serious money in your 20s can be great! Serious money = £15k+ a month (IMO) If you’re earning this through a business you run or as an influencer and you have no idea what you should be doing with the money, I have some suggestions….
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@elishadipp
3 years
@_J____M Nah never had Bangladeshi citizenship that’s why they were like no
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@elishadipp
9 months
Russel Brand told the whole world he was a sex pest & still got jobs, what level of privilege is that?
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@elishadipp
4 months
this isn’t enough for me, they need to go to prison for making us poorer
@FT
Financial Times
4 months
The UK’s Conservative party is on the brink of a generational wipeout. The single most important factor driving this is the dramatic breakdown of upward social mobility
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@elishadipp
3 years
Sooooo I’m a product manager now, all I have to say is alhamdulillah
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@elishadipp
3 years
@ybees3 I’d even get that shiny gold one
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@elishadipp
4 years
Forex pyramid schemes job roles are the funniest, what is a chairman/women 500 pls
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@elishadipp
1 year
You start finding the will to live and suddenly it’s monday again
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@elishadipp
3 years
One my resolutions is to dramatically cut down my use of this app but world events keep happening
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@elishadipp
3 months
can’t believe how much social mobility 3 generations of my family have done only for me to be poorer than the guy who left British India
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@elishadipp
9 months
there is data to prove that children who learn languages outside of school perform better in their academic lives
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@elishadipp
3 years
As someone who has been the delivery manager before, the roadmap is 100% inshallah and vibes
@yeahshewrites
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3 years
What is a tech opinion that would get you this reaction?
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@elishadipp
1 year
Developers are the builders, product managers are the gaffa, BA’s are the translators, Technical consultants are the architects, dev ops are planning guys at the council making up rules, hope that helps x
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@elishadipp
1 year
There is a habit in the UK where the articulation of something is given more weight than the content, you are chatting shit in a posh voice
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@elishadipp
8 months
I have found the ultimate ick, men who don’t realise they are being conned or scammed via a pyramid scheme
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@elishadipp
1 year
I think lab grown diamonds make sense, you can wear them safely without worrying about lost/theft, you can also sleep at night knowing it was sustainable and not a blood diamond, win win
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@elishadipp
3 years
The way I describe project management to people is, imagine flying a plane but you’re not on the plane, you’re in the air traffic controller tower watching the plane coming crashing down :)
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@elishadipp
29 days
i went to Iceland in feb and didn’t see it
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@elishadipp
4 years
I have come to realise I am just an expensive person all round
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kia commodore
4 years
What’s the most expensive part of your lifestyle? (ie. hair, clothes, trainers, going out etc)
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@elishadipp
10 months
there is something to be said about how people from underprivileged backgrounds will try to choose degrees with clear paths to jobs so medicine, economics, accounting etc (not bad) but I think we lose the potential to be great at something because these people are clearly capable
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@elishadipp
4 years
RT if you’re seriously considering moving to Dubai 🤣
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@elishadipp
3 years
Degree apprenticeship is one the best UK policies and a really great way to get a debt free education and experience imo
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@elishadipp
2 months
you guys can have that crypto shit, look what I bought for £8
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@elishadipp
4 years
Lmao I’m already sitting on 30 days from rolling over 10 last year, imma have 58, taking off 3 full months summer 2021
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
BREAKING: Employees who cannot take all their annual leave due to the coronavirus pandemic will be able to carry it over for two years, the business secretary has said
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@elishadipp
7 months
if the UK was a serious place they’d be offering Sam Altman whatever the hell he wanted to set up openai 2.0 in London on Monday
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@elishadipp
1 year
I think we unintentionally are throughout our academic lives, planning for assignments and exams properly is project management, if you created a exam timetable and revision plan you’ve already grasped most of the concepts
@samworldpeace
think.
1 year
we should be taught project management at gcse level
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@elishadipp
3 years
I went to a sixth form where 90% of the students could have applied for oxbridge but only 20 did and 19 got rejected, the issue is not and will never be grades, it is the structural barriers in their application and selection process
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@elishadipp
3 years
I don’t really understand the anti 9-5 agenda at all because some of the best entrepreneurs I know picked up their skills from years of 9-5, it’s not an either or, they’re both hard lol
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@elishadipp
4 years
You know the vibe, also this is the only acceptable colour of tea
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@elishadipp
4 years
Phil Knight wrote a whole book on how he spent 10 years as an accountant to get Nike off the ground and a man said don’t let people on 30k talk to you about business lol
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@elishadipp
4 months
Rolls Royce & Jaguar Land Rover (Tata) are the only ones doing anything remotely interesting
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@elishadipp
1 year
I love travel but people use travel as a status indicator which I find super weird, travel is meant to humble or relax you, ideally both, there’s no point changing destinations if the problem is you
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@elishadipp
10 months
Skskskksksksksksk the asian in me agrees but the british in me has a thing or 2 to say but it’s bank hol so we’ll pick this back up on Tuesday x
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10 months
I have worked with Brits in the past. They are by far the laziest bunch (and I have worked with Greeks too). You cannot catch them after lunch on Friday. Forget getting hold of anyone after the 21st of December. They are a fairly miserable purposeless bunch just getting through
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@elishadipp
10 months
normal sibling behaviour tbh, if your sibling isn’t you biggest hater who is going to be?
@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Barack Obama’s older brother, Malik Obama, calls him a ‘snake’ and a homophobic slur.
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@elishadipp
4 months
we’re sooooo irrelevant, is no one concerned????????
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@elishadipp
4 months
100% we are simply too poor to explore problems & innovate, the opportunity cost of a generation
@Tauroctonia
Mithras
4 months
The financial stress of London contributes to this I think. Lots of high skilled people who’d potentially try and start their own companies are instead paralysed by the responsibility of a mega mortgage and thus stay in well paid corporate roles as the risk/reward is too great.
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@elishadipp
3 years
@esgpatrice Loool now’s your time expose all the unethical companies
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@elishadipp
9 months
Essentially life is for living, you’ll run out time before you run out of money
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@elishadipp
9 months
it’s time to ask myself if England is giving me what I need (no)
@BoredAtGym
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9 months
Financial Audit [25/n] US Tech Bro with $700K Annual Household income Age – 31-40 Total Net income - $31,000pm Location – California, US Occupation – Product Marketing Director Household Net Worth →$4M Combined Household Finances Net Worth and their Spending breakdown below:
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@elishadipp
4 years
In a bad place rn, not personally, I’ve just had to come to Coventry
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@elishadipp
1 year
so I can just create anything? life changing
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@elishadipp
1 year
Someone on here wrote a thread about how the bbc could monetise iPlayer and probs make way more money than the ancient TV license thing but as a country that doesn’t innovate, it’s kinda a hidden gem
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camilo
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BBCiPlayer has better documentaries than Netflix
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@elishadipp
1 year
private browser, clear cookies, google alert on the flight you’re watching, shopping around, sometimes cheaper to book directly with the airline/app, jacks flight club
@Slauts1
slauts
1 year
How do women manage to find such cheap holiday deals? if you want to save money you got to let women plan holidays boy. Men will have you paying 1.3k for 3 nights in Spain.
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@elishadipp
3 years
I obviously do not condone Shamima Begum’s actions, she could be trialled for her crimes but we can not go around making people stateless, that is a very dangerous precedent for everyone going forward, making an example of her doesn’t separate her from the wider issue
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@elishadipp
3 years
Harry, don’t worry you don’t need their blood money, now is a good time to invest into Bitcoin
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@elishadipp
1 year
Recruiters in the UK will look you dead in the eye and describe a 300K job and tell you the salary is 50K
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@elishadipp
9 months
It really depends how you utilise it, if you only ever contribute to social commentary you’ll find battles you can never win, if you’re here for news/your interests, you can find interesting people and thoughts
@RichieBrave
Richie Brave 🇬🇾🇬🇾
9 months
Why do you think Twitter has become so miserable?
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@elishadipp
4 years
CH is so crazy, I just spoke to @BenFrancis1992 @NoelMack and they plugged me to the gymshark tech team, brb just need to get some air
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@elishadipp
5 years
When you have to return items after you used Apple Pay to pay for them explaining to SA/cashier that the number on the receipt is the device account number and you do not and will not have a card that ends in that number is SUCH a challenge omg
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@elishadipp
9 months
ultimately there is very little we can do if housing in this country is too expensive & salaries are too low, all you can do is reduce your burn rate & earn more
@BoredAtGym
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9 months
Alright time for a Financial Audit. Disclaimer: My personal opinions only and not financial advice. Age bracket- 24-30 Total Net income - £2200pm Housing - £1100pm House bills - £100pm Transportation - £350pm Subscriptions - £15pm Groceries - £150pm Eating Out - £75pm
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@elishadipp
10 months
Why is it so hard to believe this women is a monster? I have read countless articles about how surprising it is but it’s never surprising when it’s people of other races or ethnicities
@JudithMoritz
Judith Moritz
10 months
I've spent much of the last year covering the Lucy Letby case. My place in the courtroom was yards from the nurse's seat in the dock. Here are my impressions:
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@elishadipp
1 year
All this plastic crap is creating unnecessary waste in the world
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Caramel skin ass dude!
1 year
I need them all!
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@elishadipp
4 years
I went to grab coffee with my manager and ended up being introduced to a director of a business area I’m interested in who happened to be passing by... so that’s what people mean by networking
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@elishadipp
3 years
Pray for me, I want this job x
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@elishadipp
9 months
nice but the lack of shopping, holidaying and eating out? Could actually never be me
@BoredAtGym
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9 months
Financial Audit [12/n] Millionaire Couple Ages – 31-40 Total Net income - £17,816pm + £6500pm = £24,316pm Location – London Occupation – Self employed business owner Household Net Worth → £1.3M Combined Household Finances Net Worth and their Monthly spending breakdown below:
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@elishadipp
8 months
Absolute cockfest, I don’t just mean there’s less women, you will be the only women in the room 90% of the time, the only way to navigate is hold your own
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Deirra F. (@ccieby30)
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What’s something about tech that you weren’t prepared for and how did you navigate it?
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@elishadipp
4 years
@taimurabdaal Funny thing about this is, it is a women’s hack to use men’s deodorant cause it is cheaper and stronger
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@elishadipp
4 years
OH SHITTYT i just got a promotion out of nowhere???! Thank you allah
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@elishadipp
4 months
30 years ago today i was born, i obviously didn’t think it through, happy v day ❤️‍🔥
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@elishadipp
1 year
Alan Turing is the father of AI, I consider it a failure that it wasn’t the UK that developed the tech, we are playing catch-up when we should have been leading
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@elishadipp
3 years
The FCA need to give more than just fines to those FX scammers, the unregulated nonsense that has been happening for years, sadly fines don’t even deter them
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@elishadipp
2 months
genuinely thought I was borderlining depression, woke up today, saw the sun and went on a run not only am I fine… life is great it’s was literally just English weather psyop’ing me into depression
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@elishadipp
3 years
Anyway the International women’s day event I organised went well, over 700 people came, it’s cool to hear that women I look up to faced the same challenges and overcame them both personal and professional, I choose women always, they do everything and then some
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@elishadipp
1 year
I think the realisation of 2 things really helped relieve my anxiety: 1.) I am in control of my own destiny & can change it at any time 2.) Nothing really matters in the grand scheme of things, we are all truly just people floating on a rock doing our best
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@elishadipp
11 months
why do you need to see us? the job will be done
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Tech people are allergic to going into the office
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@elishadipp
4 years
After having time to digest the news, 6 months is a lot of time to spend in my house so I’m either getting a dog or starting a business
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@elishadipp
3 years
I don’t like when people say something that could be so simple in an overly complex way, what are you proving?
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@elishadipp
8 months
@kaomi_k Her makeup line is fully owned by her & successful, she’s who Kylie Jenner thinks she is
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@elishadipp
3 years
Anyway whoever recommended this to me, I love it, thank you, bye
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@elishadipp
4 years
Do not spread bet unless you understand how much you could be liable for loosing
@Forbes
Forbes
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A 20-year-old Robinhood customer committed suicide after seeing a $730,000 negative balance
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@elishadipp
3 years
I owe my mother everything, idk about that other man
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@elishadipp
1 year
minimum viable product
@ErikSolheim
Erik Solheim
1 year
Public transport in Nepal 🇳🇵
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@elishadipp
6 months
Everything I’ve learnt about crm as a product manager:
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@elishadipp
5 months
I kinda understand why the most intelligent/competitive/successful corporate people decide to quit & open up a local coffee shop with sweet treats, this is what life is all about
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@elishadipp
1 year
*bottom set podcasts, the ones by specialists in their area are really good
society if podcasts didn't exist
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@elishadipp
2 months
my enemy at parkrun is a 80 year old man, he’s telling me he runs almost 100k weekly, how am I meant to compete with a triple lock pensioner that runs day and night! Good 4 Ron but he’s ruining my life
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@elishadipp
10 months
I am tech Twitter influenced but if you know me & have similar thinking I think you will enjoy this book
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@elishadipp
3 years
An experience of private healthcare will let you know why in this life you need money, they will fix more problems than you went in with
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@elishadipp
9 months
Me bringing a dev to a meeting to explain things
@anothercohen
Alex Cohen 🤠
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Lead engineer joining the sales rep on a client pitch
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@elishadipp
1 month
fun fact, lots of citizens of other countries use and nhs digital because their own countries do not provide any information or services online gov digital/ nhs digital deserves more funding as one of our best outputs
@Ceepz
Shame works…
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A lot of the services in the U.K. might be absolutely horrendous, but I will say a lot of the online service on the website are actually really efficient and clear.
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@elishadipp
3 years
That money management will increase wealth faster than higher income
@monzo
Monzo 🏦
3 years
What's the least true thing about money, that everyone else believes?
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@elishadipp
4 years
This is still making me laugh, they want you login into Experian on the first date 🤣
@_mstrdom
MarKeisha | Career Coach
4 years
first date questions: 1. what’s your income to debt ratio? 2. what’s your credit score? 3. do you have a savings account?
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@elishadipp
5 months
TikTok is a weapon of mass brain dysfunction and you need to delete it off your phone & im being so serious
@mercurialsarah
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are we all watching tiktok and youtube at x2 now? because i can’t watch it at regular speed anymore
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@elishadipp
1 year
the only place you would do this is prison
@GoalLoaded
Goal Loaded
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Full Body Workout For Upper And Lower Body Parts. 1. Pike push-up
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@elishadipp
3 years
9-5 and regular investing can occupy your whole week if you’re not careful, it’s very time consuming & that is why I’ve had enough
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@elishadipp
3 years
I’m cryin at the Goldman Sach slide deck, you have to be at rock bottom to make a slide deck about how depressed you are at work 😭
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@elishadipp
11 months
If you do work on the train, I 100% read the document you have open, why is it always boring reports and agenda’s, show me something interesting
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@elishadipp
5 months
I’ve gone completely rogue on the fitness trackers, going to try this, will report back
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@elishadipp
1 year
The older Asians need to understand you can’t just find a person on the street and marry them like the good old days and it will result in a lifelong marriage, times and people have truly changed
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@elishadipp
4 months
this is exactly how I’d spend my money
@P45Live
P45
4 months
Stormzy does more before 11am than most of us do the whole day 🤣
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