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You know what, big up his wife.
Presenter
@Matthew_Wright
spent Christmas alone, in the Caribbean, away from his wife and 11-month-old baby. And here's why...
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Drake collecting Pac's ring, G Unit chain, Pharrell's chains. Gathering all the cultural heirlooms like one coloniser.
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CBS is Carra’s mistress that he has all the fun with, whilst Sky Sports is his wife that gives him structure.
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How many British nationals themselves in the U.K. even earn £38k?
🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak will increase the salary threshold so that EVERY migrant has to earn over £38k before coming to Britain in a major plan to slash migration
He will also announce new limits on them bringing family
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@JackElsom
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Recruiter: Do you have any further questions about the role or company?
Me: Yes, what temperature do they maintain in the office during the winter?
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How deep is your trauma of not allowing someone to do something for you in fear of it being possibly weaponised against you at a later date?
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UK badly suffers from a “not too much” mentality. Have money, but not too much money. Be successful, but don’t be too successful. Enjoy life, but don’t enjoy life too much.
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Ask any man above the age of 27 and there is one consistent thing they ask for - peace.
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A man could be going through a tirade of problems unrelated to you. Be it personal, financial, career or otherwise. But nooo, you’ll just assume him being disconnected and disengaged means he’s fuckin’ other women.
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Strategic positioning: A pseudo-intellectual term used by women to mask their gutless approach to courting and relationships whilst deluding themselves of the deep-rooted fear they carry for rejection. End of thread.
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Felt like AJ reached his breaking point after the loss, esp when he’s has built this media trained, stoic and graceful in win/loss demeanour, when at heart he just wants people to really appreciate his story and journey.
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Tories defo winning the election by a country mile. Sad. Nothing stokes up Conservative voting than a alleged terrorist incident.
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Love Island has a lot to deliver and live up to after this weekend’s govt shenanigans.
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Monzo has really pushed a lot of the traditional retail banks to catch up with their online banking app features. From immediate push notifications on transactions, freezing lost cards and easy methods of receiving/sending transfers.
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Remember those retail days when the run up to Xmas was the worst period to work, hoping you weren’t scheduled a shift.
Now we’re all doing “WFH” with extended time off.
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DND but with a Favourites List. If you’re on it, you can get through to me. Otherwise, please leave a message. God bless.
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Rant to a girl once about your mum pissing you off cos of a last minute errand, all of a sudden she’ll start proclaiming how you opened up to her and knows “the real you” lol.
Take time, beloved.
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On Google search inurl:careers <insert job title here> and it'll return all the results of career pages that contain the role you are looking for.
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From being considered essential workers to getting deportation orders.
Following numerous complaints about fast food delivery riders we conducted an operation in
#tooting
this afternoon with immigration enforcement.
In 90 mins we stopped
48 bikes.
2 were seized for no insurance
3 riders reported for offences
2 x arrests for immigration offences
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It's probably fair to say as well that the biggest influences within that Nike advert are from South and East London.
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When women respect you, they’re considerate of your pocket too. Make of that what you will lol.
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Let me guess; you want to travel more, want someone with good communication and emotional intelligence. Oh, and you love food.
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J Cole fans aren’t as intelligent as they make out to be lol.
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"The average Asian couple spend between £50,000-£100,000 on their wedding..."
Vomiting.
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Just waiting for Buzzfeed to hijack this
#LondonCitizenshipTest
hashtag and make some trash article about what it's like to be a Londoner.
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Amber stepped forward as if it was her last chance for liberation. TO FREEDOM!
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“Why doesn’t he just say that?” Because your punk arse likes to reduce men to just having a world that orbits solely around women and sex, yet ironically somehow you still seem to struggle in figuring men out (considering we’re such simps, right?). Mugs, the lot of you.
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I'ma keep it a buck, 2019 isn't starting for me officially until the 7th of Jan. This is a transition week. God bless.
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Well, Savings September failed. Better described as 'close my eyes and spend' September. "Don't ask me to come out" October it is.
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The UK wasn’t under colonial rule by the European Union. It was a voluntary membership. About Independence Day.
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The nyash markets are regulating themselves. Order is returning.
I thought having bum was a good thing till you arrive at DLT Malta and realise everyone has bum
Gotta bring out the personality or something man 😂
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I enjoy making hiring managers uncomfortable by asking them very simple but direct questions about the company’s diversity culture during interviews. The shuffling they start to do is hilarious but also very telling.
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Don’t think you could ever replicate the Funky House era you know. Them ones you just had to be there to really enjoy the essence of it lol.
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@MisBunmBastic
Same, the initial optics compared to the circumstances flip the narrative completely. Glad she gave him that and him doing right by him too. Can now be the best version for both her and their child.
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It's date night, you've had a lovely dinner. Came back to yours, chilled, got comfortable and had a hearty conversation over a bottle of wine.
You both head for bed; she doses off peacefully. As she rests, you gaze at her and realise...
that you still love your ex.
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Houseparty App is an example of something that was built at the wrong time initially but by coincidence and unintended circumstance has found to be useful at a later date.
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The older I become and the more conversations I have with others, the more I realise that we all need a little bit of therapy lol.
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Just a lad in this messed up dunya tryna show you a whole new world.
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Women need to understand there's a difference between emotional intelligence and lacking maturity. A lot of you aren't mature, you're just volatile.
Men need to understand there’s a difference between being laid back and lacking emotional intelligence. A lot of you aren’t laid back, you’re just stupid.
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‘I wanted to meet a mate and have a baby without wasting time’: the rise of platonic co-parenting
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"What was your thought process behind that?" is a very effective open-ended question into cornering someone to see the method to their own madness lol.
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Will have ended the year with a trip to the islands, my saving goals met, a new job set to start that comes with a 50% increase in salary and 50% reduction in commute. Been able to reset, reward, rejuvenate myself and raring to go. Let’s get it.
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11pm on Channel 5? They’re really tryna push the MOBOs all the way out the door smh.
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3 years, today. I survived and always remain thankful. Thank God I wasn’t too cool for the safe belt…
http://t.co/Fki0JaRI9j
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Fellow North London people, I gather here today to bring some sad news to you all. Finsbury Park Station now has barriers 💔.
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There’s this common misconception that hard work entitles you to the rewards. Unfortunately life doesn’t always pan out that way.
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Oxford Street needs to keep a tourist lane and a “I don’t got time” lane lol.
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Nothing quite like two givers in a relationship lol.
When you both give freely, you're rarely if ever concerned about you can take from each other; you assuringly know that you've got each other's happiness and best interest at heart.
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Game full of shithousery incoming.
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I'm just gonna start saying "Sorry, I don't have the range" when people ask me for my opinion on trivial social matters lol.
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Noticed a lot of people proper don’t know how to deescalate a situation, it’s always aggression fuelled defence mechanisms as their immediate course of reaction.
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Height jokes gotta fly until they fall in love with you lol. Then it’s “You’re not even that short you know”.
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Feel like in this job market you really do have to move every 2 years to beat salary stagnation.
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Living in Zone 2 surrounded by transport links is such an underappreciated blessing. Seeing what out of London commuters have to go through to get into London is ghastly.
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The random urge to quit tech and become a tradesman lol. Carpentry or joinery.
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Everyone thinks they're busier than they actually are lol. Putting trivial things into their day to make it look like they've always got something to do.
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Get the first sex session out the way as early as possible; so you can move onto focussing on how much you actually like each other as people, without sexual tension clouding intentions, motivations etc.
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“I love how laid back you are.”
*2 months later*
“It’s like you don’t even care.”
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“The over 50s now hold 78% of all of the UK's privately held housing wealth.”
If you ever needed a stat to magnify how royally fucked over young people are.
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“I heard it’s your Xmas today mate. You gonna bring in some Samosas?”
When I say H, you say R.
H…
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Grateful for 30. Lived, loved and grieved in my 20s. Here’s to more love, more life, and more blessings.
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Getting back into my '10-minute rule' flow. If it takes less than 10 minutes, do it now.
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Prince Harry getting married at 33 and being referred to as a young couple still. Yep, I've defo got time.
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FSM isn’t a luxury. Kids themselves know if they’re on FSM and can feel the stigma of it. I remember being a recipient of FSM at school. Going last to the canteen to get your FSM, being at Breakfast Club, you could feel the othering without much being said.
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