One of my favorite twitter classics is back!

Hey @Rivian and @RJScaringe … a service center is 10 minutes from my house. This makes no sense. And the chat support isn’t helpful either.

♪ ♫ ♬ YOUNG DEV! There's a format you know I said, YOUNG DEV! ♪ ♫ ♬ With Python, Ruby, or Go You can WRITE IT! And I'm sure you will face  So many. Ways. To. Fuck. Up. Whitespace... ♪ ♫ ♬ It's fun to write config in Y.A.M.L! ♪ ♫ ♬

Hey uh @Clear why are we not open at AUS?

Austin Water didn't mention this, but y'all be sure to... 1. Dump your fridge's ice 2. Wash the ice bins out 3. Run a jug or two from your fridge water dispenser to clear the line Who care about y'all? THIS road

Dear @AmericanAir. Thought I’d try to return to AA but this experience is dismal. I’m stuck in DFW, no options until SATURDAY, and the call center has a FOUR HOUR WAIT. Unbelievable.

Omg @British_Airways your phone system is killing me. Changing a flight shouldn’t be this hard.

Hey @googlefiber thanks for sending me flyers about getting your service, and then sending me an email saying you won’t install it… even though it’s available in the rest of my neighborhood.

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

She calls it a "Mayonegg"

An airline that uses AR to take your measurements and maximizes seating comfort.

Leaders. There will be days when it feels everything is broken. Part of the gig.

1 year anniversary of this deleted scene from Arrested Development

I very much enjoyed superset, union, intersection, subset

I will always verify my email address because we wrote that once, and fuck is it painful.

So true.

fml

The NFL went through Kliff Kingsbury’s emails and it’s just Chainsmokers fan club news and promo codes for Dude Wipes

If they renamed "hack-a-thon" to "free QA testing for our corporate API", I think less people would sign up

the quarterly planning model where everyone stops and pretends to plans an entire quarter of work all at the same time is one of the greatest business scams