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Jeff Greenstein

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Friends, Will & Grace, Desperate Housewives, Parenthood — what more do you people want from me? Writer, director, INFP.

Los Angeles, California
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
—pation. (2/2) 'Bye, y'all.
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Jeff Greenstein
9 years
I see you shiver with antici— (1/2)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
The #draftsfolder is now empty. #lastroundup
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Here's why: Notes calls with six non-writing producers #draftsfolder
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Los Angeles Times
4 years
Californians are losing, on average, two years of their lives, per the CDC’s latest National Vital Statistics Report, which tracked mortality rates for all 50 states from 2019 to 2020. Here's why:
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I Dream of Cameras
3 years
Grab your box of podtissues for IDOC Episode 42½, "Cheap Camera Challenge." Gabe has a cold, so we’re bringing you an unaired Sunny 16 segment from April 2021 in which Jeff and Gabe suggest excellent cameras you can find for under $30… in April 2021. https://t.co/aEQovO46Fj
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Podcast Episode · I Dream of Cameras · October 27, 2022 · 20m
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
And it makes me just a little bit happy during a sad time to be part of the great Leslie Jordan's legacy. R.I.P., maestro.
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Which is what I was thinking of when I pitched the line "Karen Walker. I thought I smelled gin and regret." This week that line has found its way into virtually every Leslie Jordan obituary. I've learned that apparently you can even get it on a potholder. (cont'd)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Not only was Leslie a comedic genius, and his repartee with Megan Mullally delicious, but his Southernness added a flavor to the show which was irresistible. Any time he wandered into an episode, he brought us a touch of Tennessee Williams. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
We took the Collins script, did a simple search-and-replace of "Helena" with "Beverley," polished up a line or two, and casting director Tracy Lilienfield proceeded to work her magic. And from the moment Leslie Jordan stepped on our stage, we knew we'd found gold. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
So now what? Not wanting to trash a promising storyline, we decided to simply develop another rival for Karen. And I believe it was Max Mutchnick who started talking about "Beverley Leslie," a deeply closeted gay man living off an unseen sugar-mama wife named Crystal. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Now, Helena had been abrasive before, but in writing this episode we pushed her much, much further. And when Joan Collins read the finished script, she passed. Emphatically. Although she'd sloppily eaten tacos in her first episode, this was a bridge too far. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
In Season 3 we cooked up a story in which Helena tries to steal Karen's beloved Rosario away from her. The episode climaxed with a high-stakes game of billiards, with the winner getting to "keep" the housekeeper. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
We'd done an episode late in Season 2 of Will & Grace featuring Joan Collins as Helena Barnes, a rival member of Karen's social circle. Joan was a total delight, and we immediately began contriving ways to have her back on the show. (cont'd.)
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
I've been thinking a lot about Leslie Jordan, obviously, reflecting upon his brilliance, marveling that I got to spend a few years in the company of such an extraordinary comedic talent — and realized that y'all may not know the story of how Beverley Leslie came to be. (cont'd.)
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Writers Guild Foundation
3 years
Remembering Leslie Jordan in these pages today. WILL & GRACE “Fagmalion Part Three: Bye, Bye, Beardy” written by Alex Herschlag #LeslieJordan #WillAndGrace
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Absolutely shattered at this news. Leslie was one of the finest, sweetest gentlemen I've ever worked with, and my proudest moment on W&G was writing his entrance line "Karen Walker. I thought I smelled gin and regret." Rest in peace, sir.
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Variety
3 years
Leslie Jordan, an actor, writer and singer best known for his roles in “Will & Grace,” “American Horror Story” and “Hearts Afire,” has died. He was 67. https://t.co/hnDbzTRGzJ
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
Helpful response to a question about a drone camera sold on Amazon.
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
You just walked out the back of the end zone again
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Most overrated candy ever Most over-given for Halloween
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Jeff Greenstein
3 years
R.I.P. Lenny Lipton, who inspired a generation with his essential book Independent Filmmaking after previously inspiring them in an entirely different direction with his essential song Puff The Magic Dragon.
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The New York Times
3 years
Lenny Lipton, who as a college freshman wrote the lyrics to the classic folk tune “Puff the Magic Dragon,” and then used the song’s bountiful royalties to fund years of pioneering research in 3-D filmmaking, died on Oct. 5. He was 82.
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Miracle Laurie
3 years
Happy Wonder Woman Day @blue439 !!! 🤩 I feel like this moment should be celebrated because she is LITERALLY the reason we're friends! 😂 Maybe there's still time to do OUR version! 💃🎉🚀👑🦋 It ain't over till it's over, right bud? 😘 Love ya! #WonderWomanDay #WonderWoman
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3 years
The One With The East German Laundry Detergent aired 28 years ago 10/20/94 Season 1 Episode 5 overall watched by 18.6 million people Directed by Pamela FrymanWritten by Jeff Greenstein and Jeff Strauss
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