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Moving this operation over to Threads. Come by and say annyong
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I know you're the big marriage expert - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby, you’ve got a stew going.
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1 year anniversary of this deleted scene from Arrested Development
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steve holt
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@realDonaldTrump
First Lady Melania Trump greet supporters as they arrive in Johnstown, PA to attend the Flight 93 September 11 Memorial Service in Shanksville, PA
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She mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.
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Stupid cornballing piece of *!^+#.
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And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.
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Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
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The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Always leave a note.
2. Never order the Skip’s Scramble.
3. Don’t yell.
4. Know there’s money in the 🍌 stand.
5. Don’t touch the Cornballer.
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It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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I don’t care for Elon
Elon Musk's dad says he's not proud of Tesla founder, favors brother
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Narrator: He was far from the best.
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You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
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I don’t care for this
Netflix Removing ‘Arrested Development,’ Including Streamer’s Original Seasons
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However, she mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.
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Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
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He’s very good
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I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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$10
I really, really hate to say this but. I need one more banana
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It’s one stamp, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
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STEVE HOLT
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This gif doesn’t have sound but I bet you can hear it
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Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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It’s one day of weed, Michael… what could it cost, $50?
People will pay $8 for a coffee every morning to have their name on it, $10 a month for a streaming service to watch repeats of an old show, $50 a day on weed, but won’t pay for verification of their own identity on Twitter without acting like it’s costing them their life.
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