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Sophie Turner is currently in the impeccable position of being able to listen to Taylor Swift breakup songs literally written about her ex & I think that’s beautiful
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my ovulation horniness has taken me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun
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a year into our relationship we were staying at his mum’s place and I started making the bed one morning and he said “babe stop! my mum will do that, she LOVES making the bed for me”
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I let him hit because he sent me a photo of two baby animals and said “us”
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how it feels when your intuition is right and you’re not actually insane
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I really feel for Sophie Turner at this time because I went from dating a 6’6 normal man to a 5’9 one and he was like the Bin Laden of emotional terrorism
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I’ll do it for free because I’m a huge bitch
Venmo me $5 and I'll comment "weird looking" on one of your exes selfies
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to be fair all the finance guys I’ve been on dates with taught me a lot about how to manage my money and it’s objectively better than sitting with a grown man who wants to talk about video games 😭
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If I was a Nepo Baby I wouldn’t have a job. my life would just be Lymes Disease and wear Juicy Couture tracksuits to Starbucks every day!
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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always
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every day I remember he exists and I feel so grateful to live in a world where he’s taken care of 🥺🥺🥺
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In my opinion Mr Perfectly Fine is one of the greatest breakup songs in her catalog so to listen to it and know it was written about your ex must be EUPHORIC
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Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.
Changed my body from the way God made it,
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No shade to shorter men but I’ve spent too much money on high heels to put up with a napoleon complex!!!!!!!
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this was the worst month of my adult life and I’m still traumatised from being completely alone thru it but u can’t say I didn’t serve cunt here …
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this must be how Sydney Sweeney feels every day and for that she has my utmost respect
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don’t want to
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They did buccal fat removal on an emoji
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I got this shirt as a bday gift in 2021 😭
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I gained 20lbs after my accident/not being able to walk for 2.5 months & I think I finally accept my body! 👍
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@littlestwayne
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Me but I’m still gonna blame it on the alcohol if I don’t get the reply I want 💀💀💀
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my best friend told me the reason things are stressful right now is because we’re transitioning from our Girls HBO era into our SATC era and it was so profound
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I am in desperate need of a himbo gym rat idiot boyfriend with huge arms and 2 brain cells whos main objective in life is to make me happy please god if you’re reading this make it happen
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okay? and? you look like someone tried to draw Liza Minelli from memory but I’m not writing an article about that
No, Rachel McAdams, hairy armpits aren't attractive on women!
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dating history:
- swedish ex football player turned lawyer I lost my virginity to
- tech guy who bought me the lirika matoshi strawberry dress before our first date
- 6’6 nepo baby who was an angel
- russian corporate finance lawyer who i almost married
- billionaire
dating history:
-jewish dermatologist
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-anesthesiologist who i thought was cuban but also wasn’t
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In my emotional support barbie unitard because my tummy still hurts (bloated)
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really miss the pre-social media days when ur relatives would come back from a holiday with a big wallet of photos they’d got developed and you’d all look at them & pass them round the room like a joint
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me when I realise no weapon formed against me shall ever prosper
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you’re “just a girl” ? ok well i’m a girlboss, a war criminal, a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
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the adult equivalent of a snow day is having company wide IT issues on a Monday morning 🩷
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I agree with you all that dating apps are horrendous, personally I am still hoping to meet someone the old fashioned way (blackout drunk at a bar)
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believe women
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working from home is good because sometimes I get overwhelmed and have to sit like this for 10 minutes and u can’t do this in the office
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I’m going to put every man who liked this into a Saw trap
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walking past a group of teenagers without getting scared
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talking shit about Sydney Sweeney won’t make your tits bigger btw
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You merely adopted the dark (started watching SATC in your early 20s) I was born in it, molded by it (my mum used to pour me ribena in a wine glass and let me watch it with her when I was a small child)
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me since I started washing my face with only hot water and plain soap instead of a 6 step korean skincare routine
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