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that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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Telling me what to do after my haircut when you didn’t pay for it is crazy
Men get so slutty after haircuts & just want to be seen. Bring your ass tf home immediately
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Bro your life will literally be falling apart and your girl will still expect you to talk to her all day…
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when you keep messing up on purpose so that she can break up with you and she keeps forgiving you YOH😭
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Niggas will see you stop messing with a baddie and say you fumbled, nah bro I left, shes delusional, annoying, insecure and is a terrible person
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That’s because drug dealers aren't on our TLs everyday trying to convince us that selling drugs is an honourable job
Y’all shame sex workers but not drug dealers?!?!
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bro women will have multiple tattoos, wear a crop top with a belly piercing and still wanna go say hi to your mom, like are you insane??
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what kills me is that women think they are irreplaceable “you’ll never find someone who will love you as much as I do” LMAOO give me two weeks🤣
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you’ll be having a bad day and when she hugs you it becomes even worse😭
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they cant take Ls so they’ll go as far as making rape jokes to retaliate
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most women’s desire to marry rich men actually stems from the realisation that they themselves will never become millionaires on their own
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Being blocked by a man is not a flex. Do you know how much of a terrible person you gotta be for a nigga to block you?
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Niggas with ugly girls love giving relationship advice. Like shut up bro that shit doesn’t work with baddies
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I wont lie, i hate it when certain women act all innocent when you first start speaking to them, like i know you a hoe bro thats why I’m here😂
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nice glasses, but I think you’d look better with contacts, my contacts
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they wanted us to be more in touch with our emotions, now that we are they cant handle it😂😂😂
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Bruh i can’t believe I just got mugged on my way home from buying her valentine gifts💔💔💔💔💔
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Its always “men are so easy” until it’s time to get him to settle down😂😂😂
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You’re nearly 30 years old and your biggest achievement is sitting in a C-Class with a man your father’s age. Focus on building your career instead of weight and body count
Atleast they can go to the gym. What can you do about that head shape?
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This is why it’s important to date girls from financially stable homes. This economy is too crazy for you to be spending on hungry women
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Ferrari Mechanics when Lewis gets angry after his 12th engine failure
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repeat your outfits, whoever has a problem with that must take you shopping
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How are you lonely as a man? Just buy a playstation
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This is why y’all end up in mental institutions when you get dumped, wdym you experiencing the creator of the heaven and earth through a MAN?🤣
I can’t believe I’m experiencing God through a man sana, I feel his love, assurance and grace in my life through umfana 🥹🤍🙏🏾
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Fumbling a baddie and fumbling a good woman are really not the same, one you regret for a week the other a lifetime
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now they acting like niggas with no twitter think differently LMAO🤣
Shout to the ladies who date Twitter men so that we don’t have to 😙
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ipirates ayina goalkeeper because of this
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I asked my colleague why shes broke and she said its because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Gents we really are in hell…
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Black people’s ability to sexualise everything needs to be studied
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HAS to be this
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When women get comfortable they will tell you past hoe stories about they fucked 10 dudes in one week like it's something normal, then have the audacity to message you days later like "what's wrong baby? You seem distant"🤣
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Dating broke a woman is difficult because she’ll tell you that she loves you but you dont know if shes saying because she actually means it or she’s just hungry
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Having to buy your new girl the same perfume she used so that it can smell like shes still around💔
When you on your 8th body since the break up and you still miss her
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university is so crazy because you could be in the middle of a lecture then hear that Dj Maphorisa is on campus😭😭😭
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Relationships are crazy, tomorrow morning some brother out there is gonna have to apologise for sleeping early tonight 🤣
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After groove that second location is never a good idea, just go home
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When j cole said “think being broke was better” i did NOT feel that
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Teenage pregnancies kill me at the part where they act like they don’t regret it😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My female friends are the reason why i don’t trust women. They prove to me everyday without fail that women are terrible people
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Women that dress like this look so good when it’s not your girlfriend
Fellas your girl tells you she's going out with her friends with this fit on, you letting her go?
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As a man, dating in 2023 is simply just spending on someone’s daughter until she decides that your presence no longer satisfies her
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Women really are suicide bombers bro, they dont care if they ruin their reputation as long as they take you down with them😂😂😂
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Teenage pregnancies kill me at the part where they act like they don’t regret it🤣
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When she takes Chelsea to the top of the table and buys Reece James new hamstrings
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Imagine the day he meets women
The springboks are not only gonna kill us they gonna kill our children 😭😭the “yoh” took me out 😂
#Springboks
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If i spend like this, I dont want these childish sparkles, tlisang di 100 shooter😭
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On this day in 2012 this aunty took me out of a wedding line claiming I had already received food when i clearly didnt💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Women will call you broke for refusing to give them money and it’s hilarious because 95% of the time you’re doing a lot better financially than them
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“you’re so sweet” is the worst compliment a woman can give you, they say that out of pity😂
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Women become such terrible friends as soon as they get into relationships
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Need work harder to get this bread, Uncle Waffles wont marry herself🙏🏽
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I thought women with dreads were loyal, yoh waze wangfebela uMacG
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Black people dont eat breakfast on christmas, we just starve until the food is ready😭
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If you fighting with a woman and her argument is making sense, she’s manipulating you and its working
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Women date questionable gents in real life and then come here & make unreasonable standards as well, lmao its hilarious 😭
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It was a chakra hun that broke my heart… been angry at the moon ever since
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Women will do EVERYTHING to try and lose weight except go to the gym
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falling in love with your friend’s girlfriend is a real thing bro
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man you know you have the tl girlies proper rattled when they call you a loser🤣
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I’ve realised that women actually hate gays, they just hide it behind their fake hatred for straight men
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Women will vent to you and say the craziest shit then expect you to comfort them like they're actually not insane
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niggas in high school would get dropped off in Range Rovers and AMG’s and still ask you for R2 bruh😭😭
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They are always quick to criticise, shame and make fun of men. But the slightest of criticism or joke directed at you its chest pains.🤣
Tweets don’t bang the same anymore.Disrespecting, degrading and dehumanising women became a safe space for men to be violently misogynistic towards women in just a simple tweet. That nigga really sauceless
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“passed all my modules with a distinction🥺” that time umuntu ufundela ihigher certificate
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You’ll call out women for doing the bare minimum in relationships but instead of taking accountability they’ll call you “sassy”
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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream 😭😭
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HAS to be this
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Women are funny, how are you broke and materialistic at the same time?😭
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it was truly ahead of its time, idk what went wrong
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South Africans landing in Ukraine
South Africa can’t even intervene because we have more dj’s than soldiers
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