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2020: Superbowl LIV
2021: Superbowl LAUGH
2022: Superbowl LOVE
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flight attendant: sir u r seated in an exit row, are u willing and able to xyz in case of emergency
the highest guy you have ever seen: yes
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going on a date with a man who asked me out on the subway last night after making eye contact a couple times, smiling politely and then making 2 mins of normal conversation. some of u should consider maybe trying that some time lol
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recently i witnessed a baby try to scroll a physical piece of paper of a coloring book like it was a screen and it was a pretty radicalizing experience lmao
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she died doing what she loved, sitting alone in a studio apt on a teams call (camera off, muted)
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for $27 the espresso martini better come with a cocaine rim
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removing ones shoes when entering an apt simply isnt enough in the city. hey man would u mind taking off ur subway sitting pants before parking it on my velvet sofa thanks
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it rly was funny there was this prob 70-ish y/o lady who i could feel witnessing our interaction and after a couple minutes she came up and looked at us and was like "u guys r both cute it made my day to see this no one in nyc does this anymore" lol
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me in boarding group 7 walking by the absolute losers in boarding group 8
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when u can tell someone has just recently read How To Win Friends And Influence People bc they say ur name 37 times a sentence lmao
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when u do the math $90k in girl salary is like $250k in boy salary
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i know alot of women in la/nyc approaching their late 20s-early 30s who seem to be perpetually living life as if someone is coming to save them and i find it rly unnerving
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why is coding the only thing that gets a bootcamp. i should be able to become an anesthesiologist or whatever in like 12 weeks of self study. if ur not dumb nothing is rly that hard honestly
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after my day job i have to clock into the evening shift of maintaining 25 of the driest hinge conversations of all time for some reason
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nvmd brother u replied at 9am all the rats and i drowned hours ago
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been consuming nothing but like this and noodles and wagyu for 2 days and already lost like 17 lbs. what is in american food
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not sure what u mean kardashians x nba is a Collaboration as old as time, if i can say that lol
Kim Kardashian’s brand SKIMS is now an official underwear partner of the NBA, WBNA, and USA Basketball
Not a collaboration I would have expected
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@litcapital
agreed there r 3 things like this:
-hard to find trash can
-coffee machine requires youtube tutorial
-fucked up/impractical but aesthetic sink
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those harvard business school online certifications be doing some heavy lifting on linkedin lmao
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imo ghosting is just not this morally egregious thing that everyone makes it out to be im sorry lol
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gave a prob 35ish y/o man at bar my ig and within 5 mins of walking away he faved one single pic from 7 years ago..
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one of my fave negs is telling people they seem like they have an mba lol
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remember when words used to mean something
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everyone tagging their friends in this like "haha man is this u"... just know the police r on their way
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"travel" has become an insanely annoying thing to talk ab bc ppl who make it a core tenet of their personality r usually coming from this weird sanctimonious place. millennials replaced object materialism w/ an experiential form & perceive themselves as less shallow bc of it lol
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remember the purpose of ur job is ultimately just to go out there and have fun
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i hate small talk. i wanna talk atoms. death. aliens. sex. the meaning of life. whether kate is alive. That feeling when he txts u that hes 20 mins away. Blackwell GPU architecture. ur childhood. what keeps u up at night. i like people with depth. i dont want to know "whats up"
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men over 30 r just constantly trying to rope u into an actual phone call and its like brother u r legitimately scaring the hoes with that. and also i can read lmao
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wwiii looming and the young men of this nation spend all of their time thinking ab parlays...like ur worried ab the wrong draft, kings
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remember u can always swap out mezcal in a recipe by just muddling a lit cigarette into some tequila
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me after 2 drinks: yeah ik ur not rly supposed to "rank" the cultures but
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so both my dad and i r not big talk-on-the-phone people so every month or so we pick something kind of obnoxious and involved to make for din and we cook it and eat it together on like a 3 hour face time while we catch up 🥹
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is there anything crazier than grown adults getting a serious injury from playing like a meaningless rec league or company team sport or whatever. brother deloitte takes 80 hours of ur week they dont deserve ur acl too
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coke vs non coke is far more relevant for a club bathroom situation than gender. i have to pee
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any white guy i see wandering around anywhere in southeast asia alone is guilty until proven innocent
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guy who asks if u wanna do a bump and when u get to the bathroom pulls a tin of caviar out of his pocket
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i dont trust anyone whose twitter presence isnt actively making them less employable with each and every post
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sry but openai needs to bite the bullet open an nyc office and put all the kinda fake non technical shit here and then hire me and my harem of wordcel friends. that is how any reasonable sf based biz is supposed to run. dont fight the paradigm,
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unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is release ur inhibitions, feel the rain on ur skin
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have u walked home kind of drunk on a 50 degree night in nyc recently? one of the greatest joys of being alive
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wfh is hilarious u rly just spend all day every day afraid that someone is going to ask u to do ur job
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what about if we just took the nicotine, and put it directly into the coffee
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the single key to living alone at 24 is the store bought rotisserie chicken. its perfect in every way. economical. nutritionally decent. the possibilities r endless. have been eating this thing for 3 days in various forms and i stg could do it every week for the rest of my life.
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i wanna get into art but just like in a money laundering way
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feel like the avg person severely underestimates the importance of just straight up raw likability in basically all pursuits lol like why would u not try to endear urself to every single person u come across
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hey do u by chance have the boxes for every iphone youve had over the last 15 years i hope u didnt throw them away its an emergency
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always funny being out at a bday party in nyc/la and someone brings out what i call the "show cake" to a room full of anorexics and like ketamine gays. who is that for
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hello there from hr :) ur tweet was so funny we put a meeting in ur cal to discuss it tomorrow :)
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do u know how hot u have to be to believe in the power of manifestation lol
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if the invisible hand of the free market wanted u to have a gf youd have one
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mental health (amongst all genders) could quite literally not be any less stigmatized than it is currently. its all anyone talks ab. "depression" and "anxiety" is plastered on $100 hoodies. it absolves everyone of all personal accountability in work, relationships, etc. anyone…
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this girl from love is blind has the most marketing manager physiognomy ive ever seen in my life
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always funny smelling weed at like 7am its like bro u didnt even give today a chance lmao
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@TheSonney
Out of everything you could have done today, you chose to invalidate the experience and observation of a female-identifying person. Weird.
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every honest woman on this earth knows that the ideal level of skinny is when those closest to u begin expressing sincere concern ab ur wellbeing. thats a high u can ride for weeks
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oomfs just raised the bar for shooting ones shot. look at this masterpiece that made its way to my DMs
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i like to play a lil game with my friends called "if-ur-dad-has-a-wikipedia-page-ur-not-allowed-to-venmo-request-anyone-for-things-under-$50"
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if ur so smart then why can u only communicate in the form of unnecessarily complex language
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ppl online (i am happy for u) who appear to have achieved the rly beautiful dichotomous sweet spot of being able to joke around basically 100% of the time while still maintaining a high level of professional respect/be taken srsly on things that matter: what is the secret
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brother if ur date has 48 oysters u should probably just see the night through...
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always crazy when someone who lives in nyc is in a long distance relationship. like r all 10 million people here not good enough for u
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sry but there is no such thing as an advertising emergency. free urself
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literally me to a coworker every 5 mins: "lmao ok so this is off the record but,"
- sent in microsoft teams
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i hate small talk. i wanna talk atoms. death. aliens. sex. intellect. the meaning of life. joe rogans cultural impact. what the hells going on over at basecamp. the SNKRS app. your childhood. what keeps u up at night. i like people with depth. i dont want to know "whats up."
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i hate small talk. i wanna talk atoms. death. aliens. sex. intellect. the meaning of life. effective altruism. lowercase txt supremacy. board betrayal. your childhood. what keeps u up at night. i like people with depth. i dont want to know "whats up"
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seems like no one wants to knock back 8-12 modelos on a wednesday night these days..
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getting a masters degree in like marketing is basically the funniest thing u can do in the year of our lord 2023
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bro just let the kids believe in santa. we let you believe in NFTs for awhile
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if u have a masters degree u should absolutely be keeping that information to urself
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sry im not flirting im actually just a hot person talking. i see how one could misconstrue that
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