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great news little munchkinators— munchkin recently had her 6 month checkup and she’s somehow still relatively healthy for a 22 year old cat with feline herpes & arthritis :’)
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it’s about time she spoke up
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meeting a bestie for lunch in the middle of the work day feels so young professional
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did blowing each other to completion go out of style and no one told me?
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watch the emmy literally flow out of miss huffman
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mosquitos after they suck the blood of someone on ozempic
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gave my first blow job in the back of a jeep wrangler in the pouring rain (i’m being legit af) while this song was playing on the aux when i was 17
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we’re all gonna wake up on january 1st and still have to pay rent btw
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i love when my destination is a 10 min walk from the subway bc it’s like hell yeah i’m gonna a have a cig and listen to venice bitch
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i s*cked d*ck for the first time in the back of a guys’ wrangler in an empty target parking lot in new bedford, massachusetts while it was pouring raining out— BTD playing on the radio….lana curated that for me and for many others, THAT i’m sure of!
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one my of 7 year old ballet students just clocked my gay voice & imitated my vocal fry
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lying in bed nude & a moth just landed on my PENIS
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not me thinking this was madonna
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first time being approved for a lease with no guarantor
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person-with-inflammatory-bowel disease-on-the-amtrak peace ambassador
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i don’t have a boyfriend..i have the existence of the context of all in which we live and what came before us
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me peeing (while sitting 💅🏼) in between sauna shifts
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i’m in today’s new yorker!
wearing thom browne spring 2020, part of a fascinating spread reviewing browne’s pristine & eccentric catalogue
we’re both italian-irish catholics btw…
*photo by maurizio cattelan & pierpaulo ferrari
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and just like that, samantha was a rebel heart with a dream
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i didn’t get out in time to soak up the sun & tell everyone to lighten up 😣
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everyone say happy birthday to sweetie boy joe (･̑◡･̑)♡
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do NOT inbox me.. i already know 🙄😒
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who else is clocked in to the 5am-2pm sleeping schedule
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you’ll never find someone who can mop up piss and liquor like me
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i might leave a bunch of clothes i no longer resonate with on my stoop tmrw if anyone is interested…
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cleaned roomfies’ shower but not before having to remove three dildos from the tub
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i was the only person being mindful in ballet class this morning
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this is where i masturbated for the first time!!! life comes at you fast 🙏🏼❤️
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aunts are coming over so i made a gluten free carrot loaf
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told my mom i was reading slouching toward bethlehem
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hm, national coming out day…..i’d like to bring back this english project from 8th grade that was one of many installments in an archaic exhibit of my life (pre coming out).
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finished the god damned nutcracker (until next weekend)…not much to say except i need acupuncture & an anti anxiety prescription
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going to bed bc all life lays to rest at 8pm in this town
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it’s 7:24pm but in many ways the day is just beginning (i woke up at 2:30)
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just got cat called in hell’s kitchen and they said “hola 😏”
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munchkin is blind now and doesn’t know where the front facing camera is 💔
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sitting in my papa’s den, where he collected many treasures and trinkets and watched porn on his desktop computer 💜
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this is a half ass dinner but i intend to eat every bite
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