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@dirtynikes
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2 years
I think about them constantly
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6 months
Co worker borrowed my muji pen and peeled the sticker off
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2 years
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8 months
DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
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4 years
@ukrhoe I would do anything to never have to see this photo again
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1 year
@aesthetikeit Better times
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5 years
@frankenfemme_ This is the greatest story I’ve ever heard
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6 years
my final thoughts on #beychella
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8 months
@garrrish I predict alot of giving in and going back to him in the future
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5 years
On my way to the #MetGala 💋
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@dirtynikes
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2 years
My comforting emotional support had since high school can’t bring myself to throw away American eagle boxer briefs
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1 year
Chelsea Manning went to Chloe Sevigny’s sale
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10 months
Went on a date with fellow red scare gay tonight
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4 years
The pillar of the Richmond gay community
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6 months
Behold my two favorite jokes of all time
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
Ted Bundy in the courthouse library
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7 years
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@dirtynikes
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10 months
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
Is he... you know...
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
I just finished bingeing Santa Clarita Diet and now I am also LIVID it was canceled also considering this last season was by far the best. This was a fantastic series and Netflix really fucked up canceling it.
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
Disco tits by Tove Lo
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1 year
The last thing I would do is post a more attractive AI version of myself
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2 years
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4 years
You ever notice how bad Christians are at driving
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2 years
Who should I respond to first
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5 months
bf reveal
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
Bottoms love to have a fiber supplement on their countertop
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6 months
My moms one of the dolls
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
I’m feeling very nostalgic for my childhood today. Fun fact I was OBSESSED with vacuums
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5 months
I kinda got a boyfriend and forgot twitter existed
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6 months
We are allowed to be Christians too btw
@AMENARTPOP
Gaga Crave 🌷
6 months
thinking about this 😭
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@dirtynikes
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4 years
Filed my weekly unemployment claim
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@dirtynikes
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8 months
Legal name Elouise Nickname Ella
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@dirtynikes
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4 years
Nothing you say matters unless that camera is rolling
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4 years
name a line from drag race that you can also say during sex
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1 month
Understands the American experience like no one ever has before
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1 year
#1 gym crush came up to me and told me I looked jacked and squeezed my bicep
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4 years
23 hours left of Aries season
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@dirtynikes
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6 months
It’s hard to explain how much it means to us West Virginians to have a superstar who actually loves and pays attention to us. Starting with the Charleston tour date + now this. The whole state rides and dies for her at this point.
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🚨 Lana Del Rey’s cover of ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’ will be available on streaming services December 1st at midnight local time.
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@dirtynikes
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3 months
In Serbia!
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5 years
Me: I- My dad:
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5 months
Lesbian doing my stay in car oil change!!!
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6 months
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4 years
2 year progress check ✔️
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1 year
You’ll never be Lana Del Rey
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1 year
Some birthday gifts I received
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@dirtynikes
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9 months
Bought tickets for 4 different Lana tour dates
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1 year
27 today
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2 years
😔✌️
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@dirtynikes
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8 months
Participating in discourse with close friends in private like a normal person
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@dirtynikes
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7 months
Was told last month this is my celeb doppelgänger and I actually really see it
@SatyrOnMars
von mars
7 months
anthony perkins could like. get it.
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@dirtynikes
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8 months
Bought a hat for the West Virginia show in 3 days + got the best video last night at the Baltimore show
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@dirtynikes
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3 years
Happy two year anniversary to this photo I took at Gagged
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@dirtynikes
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7 months
tw: ethan
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@zachbreechen
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tw: zach
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@dirtynikes
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7 months
Guys who don’t care about having bed head in public… smash
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4 years
@Melvin_Malonga @chrisbeffa Him saying “you literally couldn’t make this shit up” after making this shit up 😭
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8 months
Couples costume idea
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8 months
My ear making it on the fan pages
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4 months
Blood work came back that I’m high T
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8 months
Listening to Pure Herione
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5 months
Gets me every single time
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7 months
Happy Priscilla opening night to all those who are celebrating
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8 months
Have to carry her outside to pee because she considers the apartment complex hallways as outside
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4 years
This year... I’m ready to have a boyfriend
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@dirtynikes
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5 years
Spot the gay in a sea of straight men
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1 year
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your 2011 Gaga’s workshop at Barney’s cookies
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5 years
I miss homophobia... strangers just talk to me now
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9 months
People making fun of the Lana tour locations
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8 months
Bought caffeine free Diet Coke because I only crave it at night and don’t want it to disrupt my quality of sleep
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4 years
Wear a mask it’s a sign of respect
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1 year
This is the experience of being an American whore
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Selena Gomez looks stunning in new selfies posted to Instagram.
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9 months
My dad texting me photos of the billboard in my hometown
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2 years
The internalized homophobia I have over my stance here
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5 years
GAYS you DONT get to just touch me because we’re in a gay bar!! FUCK OFF
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5 years
Me rushing to Netflix at 3am tonight for homecoming
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8 months
If there was a bar that let me pee outside I would simply never go anywhere else
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6 years
All these old white people with I voted stickers on. Y’all better get your ass to the polls
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4 years
Did you know that... um...
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11 months
Just took the best dick pic of my life and this is in the background
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1 year
Upstairs neighbor died so I can blast music now
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6 months
Feeling old for not caring or even attempting to investigate who “tate mcrae” is
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3 years
Jiffy lube mechanic said I must drink and drive a lot since my rims are so scratched up
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5 years
How dare my job hire another gay. That’s my gig!
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6 months
quote with the celebs you’ve been told you look like
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@credenzaclear2
Audrey Horne
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quote w celebs you’ve been told you look like
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5 years
@frankenfemme_ Kris jenner*
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9 months
My Lancôme loyal grandmother (she’s wearing Prada Candy though)
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3 years
My safe driver discount says otherwise
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6 years
I’m reporting live from a Long John Silvers parking lot where I’m staked out to try to discover who the fuck still eats here. I will report back.
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4 years
Big win for the shop lifting community
@TargetNews
Target News
4 years
It’s the beginning of a beauty-ful partnership. We’re teaming up with @ultabeauty to launch a new, immersive beauty experience inside select Target stores and at . Get a VIP look at the plans:
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4 years
Very interesting that Azealia Banks is consistently crucified for opinions the general public always seems to adopt a month later!
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4 years
And what about it 🤨
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1 year
I’m working so hard to create this exact life for myself
@mrice97
Mike 🧸
1 year
This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it
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4 years
I left the car running because covid says “I’ll wait out here” once you get to the gym
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4 years
Whoever dropped their $50 California pizza kitchen gift card on the ground, thank you ❤️
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5 years
Get in, we’re shop lifting at Whole Foods
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5 months
Used my apartment pool as a cold plunge after my workout this morning
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5 years
Me after ordering another drink that I knew prior would push me over the edge into blackout level drunk
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