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OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?
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Elmo: asks a simple question
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Hillary Duff writing the script for the Lizzie McGuire reboot:
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Sassy Gay Friend in the movies: Oh honey, you didn’t break up with that fine hunk of man yet? You are toOoOoOo much!
Sassy Gay Friend in real life: Listen up bitch, when I told you to break up with that piece of shit I meant TODAY. Give me your phone. I’m so fucking over this.
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how do you serve cunt in way that promotes diversity, equity, and inclusion
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This is how white women talk to each other when they want each other DEAD
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This is what people meant when they said great art would come out of the hardship of the pandemic
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me wrapping up that gay shit now that God is sending earthquakes
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Me: hi I’m here to pick up my Chinese food
That little cat statue on the counter who’s always waving:
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American Idol had the mission of finding the best singer in America — and they literally found her in Season 1
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my grandma at family dinner when I say shit like “Did you see the Duolingo owl got a BBL?”
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This rare interview of Selena, just released by the Smithsonian, was lost for the past 20 years, preserved only in a single TV camera. 💔
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Me: what’s the wifi password
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Albus Rumbledore, Headmistress of the School of Bitchcraft and Wigatry
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Vanessa Hudgens really just lipsynced against a pork chop y’all, we are 100% living in a simulation, reality is a joke
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what is the greatest scene where somebody walks?
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Katy Perry every time she makes a decision about her career:
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Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen are DRUNK and talking about DICK on LIVE TV
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We need a biopic, an album, a memoir, an oral history from her family and friends, a pop-up gallery of her fashion and other assorted artifacts, and we need them now
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As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember THE BEST televised lipsync of the 2010s:
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This completely off-the-cuff rant feels like it was written by Shakespeare. Tiffany Pollard is reality TV royalty.
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This interview would irreversibly change the course of history
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People don’t realize Kelly Clarkson is the queen of mad as hell music, the princess of pissed off
Name a song where you felt the artist went into the studio “mad as hell.”
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A girl in a bikini can get thousands of likes. How many can our troops get?
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what are two characters you’d wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
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Retweet if Tiffany Pollard has had a positive impact on your life
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Just remembered that Alyssa Edwards’s Katy Perry impression was SO BAD that it ended immunity on
#DragRace
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Usher Super Bowl halftime set list:
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—usher leaves stage—
Nikki Blonsky enters to Good Morning Baltimore
Welcome To The 60’s
Zac Efron appears on field, Without Love
Queen Latifah & choir join Nikki for I Can Hear The Bells gospel version
You Can’t Stop The Beat
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Best Supporting Actress goes to Tammie Brown for her performance in “Untucked”
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twitter: toxic
our rivers: toxic
the government: toxic
our food: toxic
the culture: toxic
...and people say britney has no impact
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BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Steve Bannon away to find the cure for greyscale. "I command you to heal yourself," Trump said tearfully.
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Three years ago today, THE Alyssa Edwards and THE Tatianna gave the world the most iconic lip sync for your life in
@RuPaul
's Drag Race HERstory
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How straight people communicate: “Hey, let me show you these cute pictures of my kids before we go to the water park!”
How gay people communicate:
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Somebody give these women a reality TV show, recording contract, and Spice World-style movie NOW!!!
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White America watching Shakira perform at the 2020 Super Bowl
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Best Supporting Actress goes to Tammie Brown for her performance in “Untucked”
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Straight people: “Can someone finally tell us who Miss Vanjie is?”
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Latrice Royale’s lipsync is really a great tribute to Aretha Franklin and the emotional power of her music
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Monét X Change saying sponge and Monique Heart saying brown cow
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me in Justin Timberlake’s house if the “A Quiet Place” monsters were real
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Donald Trump... your efforts to fix the polls were... rigga morris, but telling your lawyer to lie to Congress has us ... Russian... to convict you. I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for incarceration.
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Royalists: “Kate Middleton is a loving wife, mother to three wonderful children, philanthropist to many deserving causes, and a real-life princess. Is there anything she’s not good at?”
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George Santos watching the DC bottom become the new gay politics supreme
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Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend when her friends joke with her about how Bradley and Gaga are in love
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Entire timeline is just people doing this about Kate Middleton
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Finally an answer
Wait……if I’M cunt, and YOU’RE cunt, then who’s flying the plane???
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how drag queens look when they’re trying to hide their reveals
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It’s not really December until you gather your loved ones to watch this video
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Popcorn is seven dolla— Oh you’re seeing Venom? That’ll be $12.99.
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Mak opened the library, found the dictionary, looked up gay icon, crossed out the definition, and wrote her name in its place. THE LIBRARY IS OPEN, DARLINGS.
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The serpent when Eve said she wasn’t sure about eating the apple
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The animals in the manger when Mary and Joseph walked in and said they were staying the night
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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
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The news: Bradley Cooper broke up with his baby mama
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