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eating the fifth slice of dominos:

Forsyth, GA pairs small town charm with big flavor: Chef Chelsia Ogletree’s Southern-Creole at Her Majesty Kitchen, brunch favorites, and a side trip to Juliette for fried green tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. 🍽️

the tree on my block being the last one to change her leaves

Lily Allen: your inability to treat me with love and respect has caused me immeasurable pain David Harbour: CHUDAI 😈🫦💦

listening to my bf watch my stories from the other room and not like them… lily allen i get it

Celebrating Fatherhood.

someone stole my shoes at a house party what do u guys think of the ones i took

me telling everyone on this brooklyn bound 2 train who madeline is

acting like this happened to me

my name is dallas major

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spotify link friday

Why did you ask me for an open relationship?

no literally like who is madeline

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trying not to cry to lily allen’s new album in the uber

club #hole

should i fb?

this was supposed to be a draft lol

carry all my groceries and lick on all my toes

still hasn’t happened btw you are all complicit

trying not to throw up in the uber