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Photography, Food and Red wine 🍷
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2018
Getting the most gut wrenching text in public and all I could reply was "I understand" and act like nothing happened
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The problem with you guys is you do not come to terms with your realities early. Almost all of us dey in danger, yet you people are just outrightly foolish, judgemental over things that do not concern your realities. Tomorrow is Monday, wa to gan bus lo si ibishe.
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my niece got $40 from the tooth fairy and been tryna yank her teeth out ever since. this recession hitting everybody
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That bottle smash lets me know exactly why she married this lit ass nigga😂
every fiber of my hater DNA wants to clown this video. i can’t. my man is just too smooth with it
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*Buys Melony pine parfait 💅
Otedola: “Money you don’t spend isn’t really yours. Life is for the living” Me: *opens Chowdeck with reckless abandon*
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I live a boring life that makes sense to only me. I don’t know anything about anywhere except for 2 - 3 places and don’t even feel bad about it 😭 as long as I am home, have food, a good TV and fast internet ke💯
Disadvantages of dating you?
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I thought tyres were like 16k for tokunbo and 25k ish for new, please why are they saying 65k for 1 tokunbo tyre ? And I am supposed to get 4/5 tyres 😪
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He can’t even hide the Zeal to embezzle😭
Honourable Councilor Ward 3, Abua-Odual Local Government Area, Rivers State
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My neighbor beat someone up last week, he literally made the guys face unrecognizable. All I could tell myself was that never ever get into a fight with any man $
Overtime realized a lot of women underestimate how physically strong men are.
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Nothing more unattractive than a girl that is too much into football
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Alhamdulilahi, I can buy Shawarma for myself when I want to. I used to have to plan to buy shawarma 😅
What’s your biggest financial flex?
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The house an agent showed me today, a supposed 5 bed duplex. The whole of the bottom floor has sunk to the ground . I felt like decking the guy 😭
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I’m very convinced most people defending this government or the current state of the country are either direct or indirect beneficiaries. I honestly can’t understand how any sane, literate person could think this way.
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met a fine babe at a wedding last week , asked for her number. she leaned in & whispered: ‘ you need to spray me money first to get it. ’ i looked her in the eyes, called the money changer, changed 50k mint… walked to my mum & sprayed her , cos she didn’t raise a foool. 😭😂
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@Paulechidi Why would 2 people, who are arguing about composition of a BRIDAL train even get married? Marriage is not for kids. The train is the bride's. Even all her friends can't be on her train. Get your sister a suit and she can be a groom's maid. Refusing to marry someone you profess
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