Incase you’re looking to buy anything from a UK or USA store and you have paying restrains, you can holla at my babe
@anikebanks
, she’d help you process your orders and pay for you in $ or £. She offers personal shopper services too 🏷.
The same ignorants who said you shouldn’t compare Hazard to Neymar because Neymar as scored more goals than hazard are the stupid one comparing Scholes to Lampard, a whole Lampard ooooo 😩😩😩...
Finally downloaded Peruzzi’s “Huncho Vibes” , had to stay up late for this last night and that album is magic , fuck 💉💉💉💉 .. “Mauriello” , my best track btw 🚬🚬
We belittle and seek validation from white imperialist as e don reach ojoro election but nobody Dey reason that one when it comes to taking a loan from them oooooo.
Some Instagram vendor are really mad , it’s not even acting , they’re mad for real but because of their fine pictures , you’d barely know and “
@heavenly_chops
” on IG is one of those mad ones .
I don’t like it when I’m comfortably sitting at the back, a fat woman comes from no where and the driver telling me to please come to the front to allow the woman sit at the back .
Like no be same money we wan pay ?
had a meeting with my supervisor for my dissertation, wearing an AC Milan jersey .
Him: that’s an AC Milan jersey ?
Me: yes it is sir
Him: I’m sorry about last night , is it a good time to talk ?
Me: *laughs, I’m not an AC Milan fan, I’m Chelsea
Him: that’s worse 🤣
Going to naij to cast my vote for Peter Obi to be the next President of Nigeria and my cousin, Vivour Rhodes Gbadebo to be the next Governor of Lagos state 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬.
Since we all get money for social media 🤣🤣🤣.
Goalkeeper of the season = Alisson
Defender of the season = Rudiger
Midfielder of the season = De Bruyne/Bernardo silva
Striker of the season = Salah/Son
Coach of the season = Conte
Flop of the season (player) = Bruno Fernandes
Useless club of the season = Man Utd
Organize your own award in the Premier League, who wins your;
Goalkeeper of the season =
Defender of the season =
Midfielder of the season =
Striker of the season =
Coach of the season =
Flop of the season (player) =
Useless club of the season =
Reply & RT!
100 - Tonight was Thomas Tuchel's 100th match in charge of Chelsea; in his first 50 games they only conceded 24 goals, while in his last 50 they have conceded 53 goals. Breakdown.
@bizkitnumber1
@kerimah_
Lmaooooooooo, people just jump on tweet without having an understanding of the context, hence all these nonsense some people have been saying
V - “A successful man is one who knows himself but that thinking is far from you cuz it's top of the shelf”
He wasn’t even dissing M’s height but his Olodo fan boys think it’s bout height
“.....that thinking is far from you cus it’s of high, superior quality”
#JudasTheRat
Till today I still don’t understand what “independent woman” means because I’ve never heard an “ independent man”.
An adult is an adult, when you’re adult, you’re mostly independent.
Ki lo n je independent woman .
My first photography class in London next week 😃.
Someone saw a photo I shot online and somehow found me on instagram. Told me he has some kids he’d love me to teach photography, I told him I’m still learning as a photographer, he insisted I still come teach.
It’s paid too.
@thejamalbalogun
@NamGoddess
@Negumbo3
After baba don go hustle for them , make e still Dey check assignment and thief test , some people go just open mouth , air go just Dey comot
I’m a fresh graduate of OAU , studied Philosophy and looking for internship before NYSC calls later in the year ...
I’ll be glad if y’all keep retweeting till a potential employer sees it 🙌🏿
#LCDP3
Following the dismissal of Neymar’s false sex allegations, his part in Lacasa de papel ( Money heist) as been added back and you can see it on Netflix now 😁😁😁
#MoneyHeist3
Honoured to be invited to the demise and burial of Manchester United tonight at the Theatres of shame (Old Trafford) .
My condolences and thoughts to their fans in this trying times .
@MIfeseyi
@SirLeoBDasilva
@themide_
Her stuff spilled on that nylon, instead of wasting it, she used the spilled one on her face... this is something girls do behind closed doors, an example of what average Nigerian girls go through
University of Ibadan struck OAU with that mad goal at the last minute of the game.
What a goal , What a win for them, see how much it meant to them .
OAU 0 v U.i 1
#NugaUnilag2022
#TeamOAU
I won't mind if Chelsea switch focus from Raphinha to Leao. It could take more than €80m to get Milan to talk but I feel the boy is ready to blow. He's getting better every season.
That Hilda assistant has to get his flowers too, every video of him I see is him gingering or acting like he hasn’t been there for the same time.
Abi the guy Dey take rest cuz why is he so active like that after 4 days of non-stop cooking ?
@HeartOfGoId_
@SIREHABBIIBB
Tbh I don’t agree with this , guys call their friends back to order a lot, but why i feel its a problem for ladies are the motive , once you call their actions to order , they think you’re doing it outta jealousy or envy but guys ll never have such thoughts
Eid Mubarak to all my friends and family celebrating! May this joyous occasion bring you peace, happiness, and blessings. Let's cherish this special day with our loved ones and spread kindness and love to everyone around us, Aminn 🤲🏽.
A fuel station just caught fire around Ekoro/Abule egba road axis , if you going towards that area , be careful please and if you’re around there , please be safe ❤️