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when you are in your 20s there is going to be an urge to binge the sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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A man rage baited me for like 20 minutes before it worked. Death to all Sagittarius men.
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baristas don’t even be knowing how important their job is like bitch if this coffee wasn’t good i might’ve changed the fate of humanity
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lowkey need the rest of the year to flow seamlessly, one inconvenience might have me in a padded room
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I hate instant connections bc we’re gonna be toxic arent we
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them little brick streets in soho be fucking me up, i almost tore every ligament in this ankle
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got the espresso martini latte from blank street, barista almost called me a slur
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i need my next mattress to feel like a marble counter
i think my mattress is too soft, i wake up in critical condition every morning
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lying 🔥🔥🔥
“Twenty years later she’s still the only woman I’ve ever wanted to take on a date, sleep with, or wake up next to.” - Matthew McConaughey, on his wife Camila ❤
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