Deric Poston
@dericposton
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Listen to my podcast @spoilthebeans, it drops every Monday at 10am. link below
Joined August 2012
Got Bumped by the 🐐 Dave Chappelle. This is why the @thecomedystore is the greatest place on earth! #DaveChappelle
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“THE BEST THING EVER. I had to tell @andrewschulz and @AkaashSingh about the greatest invention in history. Who agrees 🍆 #daisytaylor
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@WhitneyCummings I love you Whitney. But you ain’t just mad at Chris. You’re really mad at yourself. I think we all are.
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@TimJDillon I will not be watching Big Mouth until DMX can be the voice of a strong white woman #lockemup.
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Just found out Groot is voiced by some white man and not a tree! I will not be watching any movies ever again until this is fixed @Marvel #marvel #iamgroot #notiamawhitemanplayinggroot.
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Had to say goodbye to this baby today. I want to say thank you to @jeremiahstandup. You a real one bro. I was working the parking lot @TheComedyStore and Jeremiah pulled in late night for his spot. He Asked me if I had a car. I said no. He Just gave me his. Just like that.
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The new 🐐 drops on the 17th.
The original streamer refused to air my new special w/out cutting several jokes. I’m stubborn. Instead of airing a watered down version of the special, I spent my life savings and bought my special back. So Pre-Order now and spread the word so my wife doesn’t divorce me!
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But Have you done the @TheComedyStore belly room at 1am in front of 3 people???.
Man Ain’t nothing like Madison Square Garden! 🏟.
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Check out the newest episode of @kingandthesting with ya boy behind the computer now! These 2 cartoon characters @BrendanSchaub and @TheoVon are the funniest people in the podcast game right now No Question! I love my job!. #GangGang #BuzzBuzz
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Nigga you got 15mins. Jordan start at 6.
White House News Conference at 5:45. Thank you!.
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San Diego! One more day until I headline La Jolla Comedy Store! Let’s sell this show out! .
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Nigga I got booed off stage with my parents in the audience. Shut yo ass up and do better.
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This nigga just got out of jail and he is already on Fallon!!!! Disgusting 🤢.
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My brother @bscomedian @netflix special dropped today!!!! I’m so excited it might as well be mines!!
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I’m a guest on Kill Tony tonight! This meant a lot to your boy. I use to seat this show in the main room at the @TheComedyStore. Now ya boy is a guest. I’m extremely grateful! Thank you @TonyHinchcliffe and @redban .
TONIGHT! @killtony is back with @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban and the band with special guest @dericposton . PREMIERES AT 8PM CST -
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Happy Birthday and Happy Memorial Day pop! I love you so much Man! You have more swag then anyone. You’re the Blackest white dude of all time. All you’re friends are black 😂
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Headlining my First night At the La Jolla Comedy Store! If you’re in the San Diego area please get tickets and come out! Sunday December 22nd 730pm! . This one would really mean a lot to me if you can come out! ❤️ .
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Preach. Who said comedy was supposed to be this innocent thing for angels? Everybody can eat a dick.
If all you folks cancelling comedians ever listened to a Richard Pryor album you’d be chiseling his face off our Mt Rushmore.
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He said he wanted to help a young comic out because he has been there before and he believes in me. Shit made me cry. It ran amazing and never gave me any problems for almost 2 years. I think about that gesture all the time. I hope I can do that for a young comic one day too.
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Gang shit! I’m the new George Jefferson 😂 @BrendanSchaub @TheoVon @RealNickDavis @ChinSuYi @KingAndTheSting #cat #shapel
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This video got removed from @instagram for hate speech! That’s fucking insane! I love Trans Porn! Let a Me talk about it! Goddamn! #LGTBQ
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Watch my episode with the Legend @xdannyxbrownx out now!.
You better throw your dukes up. New episode of #TheDannyBrownShow with @dericposton is up! #DannyBrown
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Just know if you come through my comments. I have the time and I want all da smoke 💨 #gonefishing
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Some of these black comics are cooning on stage these days 🦝
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Pulled on the gang for the 100th.
KATS episode 100 with special guest @dericposton link below👇🏼.📺 🎙 #kats #kingandthesting #ganggangbuzzbuzz #cultureculture.@TheoVon @BrendanSchaub
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If you hate on me just know it means nothing to me. Absolutely nothing. It just lets me know I own you’re mind and I’m you’re one true god. I want all the smoke people 💨
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Showed my girl @KingJames highlights. She said “Wow! He is built like Meg The Stallion!” 😂😂 bruh what????.
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So beautiful. So proud of my community in North Hollywood. We marched. We were together. It was peaceful. It was love. ❤️
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If you put the toilet paper on wrong. I can’t fuck with you.
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Enjoy these pussy jokes. Anyone who has been with someone a few years will understand @icehousecomedy @comedyshowcase1
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Let me open for you.
Legalize comedy.
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Thank you again Brother. Hope too see you in the Comedy Store halls soon.
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Bye LA you were fun. Ya boy is heading to Maine to fish and chill with my queen for a cpl months. Listen to this bonus episode of @spoilthebeans we filmed at the @thecomedystore. Us just telling our favorite comedy store memories.
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Find where this kid works and fire his racist ass!!!.
This is real HIP HOP, 😏we are color blind on this side we lit🔥turn up LOL. #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi
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I’ll bet anyone 100$ that there is no winner tonight. We will never know who actually won this election. Tonight democracy dies. Any takers?.
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Will Smith has to throw up when he cums to sell records. But I don’t. So fuck him and fuck you too! .-Jada Pinkett.
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I met my girl when I was 25. She was 9. Everyoneeee had a problem with it then! We have been together 7 years now and proved all the haters wrong. Love can’t be stopped! ❤️.
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New Movie Idea. Piniggio: The story of a puppet who wanted to be a Real Nigga.
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Hey @BillSimmons I heard you’re looking for diversity at the @ringer. @spoilthebeans podcast can check 2 boxes for you. Let’s talk!.
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I Am Sex.
@KingAndTheSting @BrendanSchaub @dericposton @ChinSuYi The last thing you see before you get locked in a basement
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Fuck you @VividSeats! Y’all are greedy monsters! Give refunds for cancelled shows! What am I supposed to do with a credit right now! Ain’t no goddamn shows happening. And nigga I was supposed to see @HamiltonMusical! Nothing makes up for that! So give me my damn money back!.
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My Mom caught Covid-19. She is fine. But more importantly She said Disney World was turnt up! #Avatarworld.
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My brother @andrewschulz specials Infamous drops tonight. I was fortunate enough to tour this hour with him for 10months and over 70 shows. He is the absolute best comic working today. Period. Point blank. Tonight my brother will change the game! I love you fam .#infamous
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@ermonacelli @theblackpanther Black panther was perfect! But the first black super hero was Blade. Check out @spoilthebeans.Version of Blade below! You've never seen it like this!.
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He should be the villain in the next Batman. This mane is a real life Bane. Buff as hell. Can fight his ass off. Can’t talk for shit. @DCBatman.
Francis Ngannou ate two free body shots from flyweight Aupuni Pagaoa 🤯 @espnmma. (via @francis_ngannou)
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Football is back today! Never Stop following your dreams everybody!
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#kobe rooting against you was my entire life it feels like. Life sucks sometimes. RIP Legend.
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If you live on the east coast you feel my pain right now. This is ridiculous #mondaynightfootball
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They made me turn my colts hat around like they really play for the @dallascowboys. Like they were dead fucking serious 😂 the cowboy cheerleaders some bully’s! #infamoustour
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Any comic mad at Tony Hinchcliffe. Your not a real comic. Your a bitch who happens to do stand up.
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Rip legend. Was literally talking yesterday about how funny this man is.
I’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather, and the most dedicated husband to Anne for about 62 years. He will be greatly missed. Love you Dad.
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Prince’s Hot Chicken in Nashville is by far the best hot chicken sandwich I have ever had. You win 🏆 #bussin #princeshotchicken
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My best friend, the president of @spoilthebeans and one of the absolute best trash talkers I have ever met. Mr Daren Bates @weslynn_son56. Drive Safe Ravens Fans Hahahaha #Titanup #DriveSafe @Titans @Ravens @NFL
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Louis CK is the 3rd greatest comedian of all time behind Pryor and Chappelle. Goddamn that boy is good at stand up.
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This is amazing! Also she is fine as helllll! Goddamn! Look at those breasts!. Her daughter cute too.
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If you have smoke. Pleaseee. I beg you. Bring it my way. I would like it all 💨
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Allllll you white bitches shut the fuck up and take yo talking to!! Hahahahahahaha. White woman be forgetting they are also white men to every other race.
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Lunch has been cancelled. Due to lack of hustle. Deal with it .
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Zion Williamson for sure does not take his shirt off at the pool.
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I also don’t like it. So Mark me down as racist then my Nigga. Do what you gotta do 🗑.
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Next time just let them argue while they play dominoes Or spades. Then we can see who really has strategy
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