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@TheoVon

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Los Angeles/Nashville
Joined December 2008
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@TheoVon
Theo Von
1 year
that form tell u its a inside job
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1 year
Man throws brick at window of NYC gay bar: video
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Joe Biden has dementia. Can we please stop parading him around and pretending he doesnt. Its honestly sad to do that to a senior citizen. If someone did that to my dad or grampa i would whooop their ass.
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Lets close the border and get a head count of who in this mfer
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6 months
Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.
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Joe Rogan is a hero. Anyone going after him small af in they truth.
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White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA
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wow not good
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Dammit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@TheoVon
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My podcast with Roseanne was removed from another platform so i want it to be able to live somewhere.🙏 Amen!
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😂 why u even traveling? Stay home with your cats!!
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Charity fine af
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Jeff Bezos plans to give away his wealth to charity
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throwsa parks back at it
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Colin Kaepernick accuses white adoptive parents of ‘problematic’ upbringing, perpetuating racism
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Light him up!
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Brian Kohberger could face firing squad if convicted
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Amen!! 💪 💪
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Elon Musk reacts to advertiser boycotts: "If somebody is gonna try to blackmail me with money… Go f*ck yourself." Host is stunned and speechless. Elon repeats: "Go f*ck yourself."
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Coughing is the new n word
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Why dont we give this money to our teachers
@wendyp4545
Wendy Patterson
2 months
Breaking News: Mayor Adams plan is to give Illegal's $10,000 each with No ID check required, No Fraud control and No Restrictions.
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10 months
Here is the full clip of Roseanne Barr obviously using sarcasm and satire. She is a mensch and one of the funniest people i've ever met.
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2 months
Dustin beat the croissants outta that dude
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@TheoVon
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11 months
Clip got taken down off other platforms so i just want it to live somewhere. This was Bobby Kennedy Jr talking about Dr Fauci and the Pharmaceutical Industry early 2022.
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Dear @NATO our government refuses to secure our borders, can you please send help?
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1 year
a strong wind could mug that dude
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Frankie Grande viciously mugged in Manhattan
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10 months
This Roseanne Barr clip was sarcasm folks. A clip taken out of a long sarcastic rant she had during our chat. Can we not recognize sarcasm anymore?
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Jon Cooper
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“Nobody died in the Holocaust. It SHOULD happen. Six millions Jews SHOULD die right now, because they cause all the problems in the world.” Is anyone surprised that sicko Roseanne Barr supports Donald Trump?
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What do we do with our fake vax cards?
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😂 facts
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Crook of the six
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@andrewschulz and @TheoVon Waiting for uncle Joe to finish work for a free steak dinner. #UFC281
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3 months
Fuck Peloton!
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
3 months
NEW: UFC’s Dana White shuts down woke Canadian journalist who starts talking about ‘homophobia’ and ‘transphobia’ after a UFC fight. These clowns are completely unhinged. Reporter: You obviously give a long leash to your fighters about what they can say… you are getting into
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8 months
Just wanted to warn folks about @colinpthomson . This man defrauded our podcast and others. Thank you all for your support!
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2 months
Should call it DSNL now
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New York Post
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Shane Gillis opens SNL hosting gig with several jokes about Down Syndrome
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1 year
Told yall
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New York Post
1 year
Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders: report
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Facts. We need to rise up.
@ABridgen
Andrew Bridgen MP
1 year
Russell Brand and Joe Rogan point out the obvious truth. Time for people to think about this.
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3 months
Light this POS Mark Zuckerberg up. If platforms cant protect children from predators they should be shut down. Confiscate profits and donate them to victims families and to advocacy groups that combat child trafficking.
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Based Sen. Marsha Blackburn called out Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg for not only failing to protect kids, but turning a blind eye to sexual exploitation on his platforms.
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USA!!
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Is she not a heterosexual man?
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New York Post
1 year
Joy Behar rips 'heterosexual men' for supporting tackle football
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6 months
FACTS
@TPostMillennial
The Post Millennial
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Vivek Ramaswamy says the GOP debates should be moderated by Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk: "We'd have 10x the viewership, asking questions that GOP primary voters actually care about!"
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4 years
Where were you when Joe Rogan went to Spotify?
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1 year
🙏 Coach took me out cuz spasms!
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Straight filth off the mound. 😤 Thanks for joining us tonight, @TheoVon !
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can’t believe the Chiefs dont have to roster a real native american as reparations
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Can’t believe Prince Harry ratted out his whole family for book sales. My family better tighten up.
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did I see the Barbie movie?
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Wowww
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
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Ep. 73 The Vladimir Putin Interview
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Is @JoeBiden gonna debate @realDonaldTrump w/ @joerogan as the moderator or what? Who is holding this up?
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1 year
Wtf is this goon talkin about. Its over bro. Get a life.
@ZekeEmanuel
Zeke Emanuel
1 year
I get it. We're exhausted & want COVID to be over, but it's not that simple. 125K Americans a year are still dying. China's likely to see 800M infections this month. We can prevent the worst with masks & air filtration, but Americans have to buy in.
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light em up!!
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I thought Volkanovski won
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3 months
Lfg PHIL!! Spring pull up!!
@DallasTexasTV
Dallas Texas TV
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Groundhog Day, Punxsutawney Phil does NOT see his shadow and predicts an early spring is on the way!
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if this aint reparations I don’t know what is
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Chick fil a should run the government
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THATS CHEATING!! @POTUS
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 months
Biden’s strategy is very simple: 1. Get as many illegals in the country as possible. 2. Legalize them to create a permanent majority – a one-party state. That is why they are encouraging so much illegal immigration. Simple, yet effective.
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Golden Globes sucks but this 😂 😂
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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🚨Jim Gaffigan at the #GoldenGlobes “I can't even believe I'm in the entertainment industry. It's so unlikely. I'm from a small town in Indiana. I'm not a pedophile.”
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I was nervous! thank yall good time
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Hey ⁦ @TheoVon ⁩ really appreciate you makin the effort to join us on ⁦ @CollegeGameDay ⁩ You crushed it.
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This dude dont know who he spoke to!! 😂 😂
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Pres. Biden: "Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner. She is safe. She is on a plane. She is on her way home."
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Black on black crime at the Oscars?!?!
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how the hell LIVE PD didnt win an Oscar
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I could whip young sheldon’s ass
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Covid
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Without Googling, name something China invented.
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. @YG on that cross examination
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😂 😂
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ANDREW SANTINO
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The machine @bertkreischer does his best @TheoVon Watch
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2 years
Our turkey just identified as a ham. Happy thanksgiving everyone.
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2 years
he used to snack on bats!! he prolly started thiss!!! 🤦🏻
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Gene Simmons rips anti-vaxxers: "If you're willing to walk among us unvaccinated, you are an enemy"
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I mean
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Just watched this eleven times
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Hamza
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Dustin Poirier vs Michael Chandler - RD1. Pure Violence at MSG.
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Ozark is awesome until you realize its not that good.
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Biden the best mumble rapper
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😂 😂 one of yall 🦵 dont work and one of yall 🧠 dont. yall barely make one person
@_willcompton
Will Compton
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Great day at the farmers market with our daughters. @TaylorLewan77
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One day imma have me a son. A tall son. Not no short ass son. Gang shit.
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Just saw @BussinWTB in Texas
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How tf Narcan aint Time Person of the year
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Youll never beat us. 🐀 👑
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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New York is now offering a $170,000 per year job to help “exterminate” and win their war against rats 👀🐀
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I hope Musk buys this dump.
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We LOST AN HOUR?!? Fuckin Biden!!
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Halftime show felt basic. No spec guests? No collab? 😴
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How do we know if the list will be legit or not? Is it notarized i wonder or what.
@rustyrockets
Russell Brand
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Breaking NEWS - Jeffrey Epstein's client list to be named PLUS Julian Assange is getting a hearing!
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5 years
Another Earthquake! Some Mexican dude was yelling “we gotta get the FUCK outta here” in the middle of toy story!
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ZB battling dark art ticket scum. LFG @zachlanebryan
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Biden should fight Neil Young.
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@NFL_Memes she a thot
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Some dude tryna tell me a story abt a fast turtle. Bruh stfu!!
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@elonmusk Thanks Elon! Let me know when youre ready to bring podcasts to twitter. happy to help 🙏
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Its 2040 the president is only available on Cameo. Gravity is on trial for excessive use of force . Syrup has been branded a hate liquid. Coming out of the closet is an Olympic Sport.
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been an interesting week! thanks for the support 🙏
@john
John Shahidi
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Twitter is a solid home for podcasters. @TheoVon had a podcast episode taken down on another platform a few days ago (and got a strike). He uploaded the full version onto Twitter and it now has over 60M views. This has led to a spike in overall downloads including the podcast…
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My friend got electrocuted and now he cant whistle
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In and Out isnt even that good.
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Elon is low key the new Christopher Columbus.
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
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🇺🇸JOE ROGAN: IF WE DIDN’T HAVE X, WE WOULD BE F*CKED “The democrats almost universally control social media, except for this one, wild African American. This one wild genius dude decides to buy Twitter. If he didn’t do that, we’d genuinely be fucked. We’d be in a real…
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Pathetic fight. Hang that one in a Japanese forest.
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just seen five straight dudes kiss after the yale game thats why im askin
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how many straight dudes kiss each other durin march madness dyt? 2500 or less? or more
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1 year
Praying for Nashville today and all involved with this tragedy. Heartbreaking that we continue to see this in our society.
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3 months
Hang in there champ. Love you and praying for Billie. 🙏 🙏
@BrendanSchaub
Brendan Schaub
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Gotta put the fam first for once in my life. I won’t be on the pods rest of the week plus Nashville and Austin tour dates are cancelled. 💔
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3 years
Will someone just win this thing and gimme my damn stimilus
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4 years
Shoutout to Lithuania, no one ever talks about y’all but Im thinkin about y’all.
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3 years
that asian got him
@SameeraKhan
Samirah
3 years
Racist attacks Asian man, gets brutally knocked out
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the old rope in the c__k trick 🤦🏻
@nypost
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Man gets jump rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis
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Its 2030. Air costs thirty cents a breath. Woah Vicky is starting qb for the Washington Eunuchs. Lil Peep is President via Ouija board.
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Accepting that my fantasy team is mid
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That was the Super Bowl
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we out here
@MoreCrazyClips
More Crazy Clips
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Enormous rat in the NY Subway
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