the male sales clerks at Zara cheer in unison as I exit the change room. they’ve never seen a white boy wear so much mesh. I simply shake my head and laugh
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Therapist said I should stay home and eat candy and drink beer all day and not work and have a girlfriend who pays for everything and my life finally makes sense
Heard a therapist say, "People who need therapy don't come to us, their victims do," and that took my head off.
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I know it very much caused him to die but I’m still jealous of Michael Jackson for having a doctor anaesthetise him to sleep every night. The height of decadence.
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