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i honestly think george best’s descent into alcoholism was a far more dignified career ending than this.
Until the very end! 👊 We keep going, no stopping!
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nothing worse than an american 'alcoholic' who enters rehab because they drink in a month what a normal british person would on a two hour train journey.
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oh, now they’re english.
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troy deeney is standing up to authority, looking after his own and refusing to be bullied by those who only are only concerned with their own self-interests. he’s everything liverpool supporters think they are and they hate him for it.
#YNWA
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not sure about that...
'This doesn’t happen in the men’s game'
Manchester United women's boss Casey Stoney frustrated at female athletes getting commercial deals based on their appearance
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lewandowski must now fulfil his destiny of signing a lucrative two year deal with manchester united in what proves to be an injury ravaged and underwhelming end to his career.
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we murdered a journalist and chopped up his corpse but here’s a rice krispies bar 👍
Nice touch from the club. Free scarf for every supporter, bottle of water and cereal bar before boarding ⚫️⚪️
#NUFC
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best thing is the reaction. he was probably expecting a big cheer but his mates just turn away, thinking ‘fucking idiot’.
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i love this shit. liverpool should make their squad dress in under armour and 110s and do loads of coke for the cameras once a year.
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this was my scarf and i laid it down in tribute to those who perished in the great fire of london. sorry for trying to be respectful.
@ToonPolls
To top it off on our way back to our hotel near Hyde park. They showed how grateful they are.
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this bloke may be a good football manager but does he have what it takes to be a father figure to thousands of overly dramatic weirdos? time will tell, i suppose.
🚨News Rúben
#Amorim
| Been told there’s a verbal agreement in principle with Liverpool now!
➡️ Amorim wants to join
#LFC
next season and Liverpool was pushing for him in the last weeks
➡️ He can sign a contract until 2027 - confirmed!
Final negotiations with
@SportingCP
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newcastle are proof that you don’t need a team full of superstars to succeed. you just need an owner who literally has people killed anytime he wants and boy will his employees put a shift in.
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crazy how he’s kept up this supporting villa bullshit for so long. told one lie in the 90s to fit in and now he’s doomed to go to birmingham once a year for the rest of his life.
It's a Royal affair at Villa Park 👑
Prince William is in attendance accompanied by Tyrone Mings 👀
#UECL
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the fat one won the world cup and enjoyed life.
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can’t see this ending any other way than jose being publicly beheaded.
Saudi Arabian side Al-Hilal set their sights on Roma manager José Mourinho - a meeting is set to take place next week. (FM)
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this looks like christian bale playing pep guardiola in the film ‘PEP: the rise and fall of a massive cheat’.
Leicester City closing in on appointment of Enzo Maresca as new head coach — talks at final stages, details are being discussed 🚨🔵🦊
#LCFC
Maresca, set to sign soon if all goes to plan as The Athletic first called.
He’s prepared to leave Manchester City and Guardiola’s staff.
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anyone who thinks top 4 is preferable to this is nuts.
WOW! Fans have lined the streets for West Ham's trophy parade 😍😍
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crazy how greece actually won the euros and nobody remembers a single thing they did or who any of their players were.
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just saw a kid wearing a STONES 5 city top in maccie’s and i shouted ‘you should have got CHARGES 115 printed on it!’ and everyone clapped and started chanting ‘down with sportswashing! down with sportswasing!’ and the kid ran out crying and i finished his mcflurry.
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always makes me laugh how it went from this to this in about a week.
Jamie Vardy lookalike Lee Chapman joins Jamie Vardy and the Leicester City team on their way to a Premier League title celebration dinner (2016)
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💣💣💣 BREAKING: Harry Kane Signs Lifetime Boot Deal with Skechers - Skechers Release First-Ever High-End Football Boot [
@StoolFootball
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got nothing but respect for the way guardiola made it plain from day 1 that he wanted this gonad nowhere near him.
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would love to take a bag of cans and an M&S pork pie on this.
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the bald fuck’s got a sovereign wealth fund buying him every player he wants, the best lawyers in the country working round the clock to stop him being the next lance armstrong and still he’s moaning cos he wanted a lie in this morning.
Pep Guardiola was not happy that Manchester City had to play the FA Cup semi-final on Saturday after facing Real Madrid on Wednesday.
#BBCFootball
#FACup
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people over the age of 35 (and that’s pushing it) attending music festivals don’t realise they’re ruining the vibe and weirding everyone out. you might think you’re living your best life but you’re actually living your most embarrassing life. try a real ale festival instead.
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the rwandans are gonna be really confused when a plane full of XL bullies arrives.
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maybe it shouldn’t have been a penalty and maybe jamal khashoggi shouldn’t have been brutally murdered and choppped into easily manageable pieces. the universe just isn’t fair sometimes 🤷♂️
#PSGNEW
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the fallout zone from any potential goodison boo today could damage property as far away as mid wales and the peak district. residents are advised to board up windows and stay indoors. a no-fly zone over northern england and wales will be in place throughout the second half.
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fergie when wales had a friendly in tel aviv.
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your club’s owner had a man murdered and chopped into pieces, but fine, save your rage for a manchester united minority shareholder.
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best part of this world cup was when they banned alcohol in the stadiums at the last minute and smug people pointed out it’s a muslim country and their rules should be respected and we asked why then were people in hospitality still allowed to booze? and they never got back to us
This is the story of the 2022 FIFA World Cup. With exclusive access to all 32 teams as they fight for football glory.
Captains of the World is now streaming.
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the sopranos.
What’s the first thing you think of when you see The Sopranos logo?
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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Who is an acceptable role model for teenage boys and young men?
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football doesn’t have enough podcasts and youtube channels where shouty men argue about stuff that doesn’t matter and nobody cares about. luckily, these mavericks are about to change all that.
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When you look at this you realise it’s not just that
#Anfield
has become bigger. Its character as expressed through architecture has also changed. It’s much more muscular now. It’s all elbows and shadows and non-conformity. Brooding grey, not simpering white. It looks technical
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that’s italy’s most corrupt club dealt with. who’ve we got next?
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Barcelona finally have a fully complementary double pivot.
Oriol Romeu is the necessary horizontal for a highly vertical Frenkie de Jong; a calm for his chaos & positional discipline for his positional freedom. He enables Frenkie to be Frenkie.
Let's analyse it. 🔎
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We achieved 196 points in back to back seasons. Without cheating.
Levels to this.
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‘let’s get home, craig. i’ve never been so tired and my mum and dad will be wanting to see this little one.’
‘ok, but can we stop off at the club shop for some photos first?’
He was born at 20:26 last night and there was only 1 place we were going when we were discharged from the RVI this morning ⚫️⚪️❤️
@jamiereuben
@ghodoussi
@alanshearer
@SBRFoundation
what a time to join the
@NUFC
family, 15hrs old 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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pretty sure none of these lot were moaning when they gave SPOTY to the queen’s granddaughter for telling a horse what to do.
Winning has been replaced by wokery. BBCSPOTY used to be my favourite programme. Would cancel it. No longer reflects anything approaching meritocracy. I am disgusted.
#BBCSPOTY
#BBCSportsPersonalityOfTheYear
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a bloke with convictions for mortgage and passport fraud not being able to rent a flat does suggest a global conspiracy to me.
Tommy Robinson is crying because he's facing the consequences of his actions.
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it really is an awful era for football and history will judge it terribly. the world cup was bad enough, but the world cup’s always been a fig leaf for tyrants. city, newcastle and PSG are a disgrace. hand on heart, i’ll be devastated if united get dragged into this shitshow.
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spot on. part of the thrill of a big european night was that they were so rare and you had to earn the chance to be there. top level football is being moulded to suit the mark goldbridge watching, FIFA playing, bedroom dwelling weirdos who never go near a football ground.
What Mesut Ozil had to say about a proposed European Super League 👀
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truly hilarious that the only time they won the league was when the grounds were empty.
With Man City's victory, Liverpool are officially out of the title race ❌
End of an era.
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lampard’s trying to get sacked so he can attend the coronation on saturday.
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fella was one faulty fax machine away from winning five european cups with madrid but can console himself with the prestigious man u dog bowl of longevity.
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‘i just don’t want to manage them now they’re shit and skint.’
🚨🚨🎙️| Pep Guardiola: “Barça is the club of my heart. Barcelona is the reason why I am standing here, Barcelona is part of my life.”
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thinking of starting a fan TV channel for lads who have absolutely no opinions on anything and can’t remember a thing about a match two minutes after leaving the ground and who just want to go to the pub and be normal.
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nelson mandela demoted to second best freedom fighter.
John Terry talking about the time he and a few other Chelsea first team players boycotted their flight until they were moved out of economy and back into first class😳
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i’m starting to think his son arranged to have him kidnapped.
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nothing makes me prouder of my country than seeing people enjoying train cans.
Why on every single British train journey, regardless of the time of day, is there invariably a group of blokes drinking? Men on next table have already had three beers each!!! It is 10am!!!
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nah, i spend my days with lads at work saying ‘did you see united last night? shit, weren’t they’ in what feels like a never ending loop.
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roy keane thinks planet earth is hiding behind global warming as an excuse for persistent underachievement.
‘you don’t hear your genuinely big planets, your saturns and jupiters, constantly moaning about stuff like this. get on with it.’
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big deal. there are loads of middle aged men still pretending it’s the 1990s in manchester.
Kirkcaldy teenager Callum Grubb loves the 1940s and has been saving for a classic car since he was 11 or 12.
The 19-year-old has recently bought an Austin 10 Cambridge from 1938 as his first car.
Read more ➡️
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30 minutes into the match…….. Just been kicked out of the Leicester v Everton match by a steward called JIM DONNELLY because I have a dog with a christmas tree on its head with me (who I had a ticket for). They had no problem letting me in with him and taking my tickets.
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lads walking around in peaky blinders hats are no different to star trek fans who go around dressed as captain kirk or klingons.
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if you get sent off while wearing a poppy on your shirt you should be made to donate a month’s wages towards captain tom’s family’s next holiday.
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you go in pubs nowadays and they’re full of middle aged blokes coked up at teatime. and then the tin foil hat lads blame the vaccine when they suddenly drop dead.
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2003: sexy jose.
2004: sexy jose.
2010: sexy jose.
2017: driving to dundee barefoot jose.
2022: demons under control jose.
2023: stopped taking his medication jose. anything could happen.
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no man wants a french bulldog or a pug in his life. parks are full of gutted men, walking french bulldogs and pugs that their prosecco o’clock wives bought but never walk. they all look on jealousy at the happy men with proper dogs.
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Saudi authorities appear to be on a "relentless killing spree," having executed at least 100 people this year, a rights group reports. The executions are widely seen as part of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's efforts to eradicate dissenting voices.
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should probably reduce the asking price on this, mate.
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keane’s forgot he’s a paid pundit here, he’s just a full-on fan. brilliant to see. none of that neville/carragher unfunny bantz, he wants to chin someone. go on, roy.
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‘scruffy scousers need to get themselves jobs 😡’ screams man who’s been camping out for a week and shitting in a tesco bag just to clap at a gold carriage for a minute.
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match going fans don’t attend games to support their team, they do it to fill a void in their existence. look at any premier league stadium, any matchday, and you will see thousands and thousands of deeply unhappy people trying not to think about the ultimate futility of it all.
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What’s the greatest ever football photo?
Let us know your suggestions below. 👇🏼
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went down a hugo off succession rabbit hole last night and found out that he used to go out with michelle pfieffer, which was unexpected, but then things got really weird…
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in a shit season, we’ve taken four points off them and knocked them out of the cup. we’ve done our bit to derail the klopp leaving wankfest. now to hibernate till wembley.
"I'm really sorry to say that, but this is matter of fact."
Jurgen Klopp says if Man Utd play like they did today against Arsenal they'll lose.
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that's great, mate, give him your hat too.
On my way home tonight I encountered this poor homeless chap .. I bought him a large portion of fish and chips and a packet of 10 fags ..
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united should move to another part of manchester just for lols at gary neville being stuck with a big hotel that overlooks a costco or something.
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hope loads of middle aged women end up banned from entering town whenever there’s a musical on for five years. have to hand their passports in so they can’t fly to new york and kick off with the cats ultras.
Went to The Palace Theatre in Manchester to watch The Bodyguard and a bunch of entitled pricks starting singing over the lead during the final song. A riot broke out, the show was cancelled and the police were called.
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that was a moral victory for
#MUFC
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@SheffieldUnited
revel in calling themselves the blades when there are people up and down the country who’ve lost loved ones to knife crime.
3-3 on the pitch, miles apart in terms of class.
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#MUFC
should sit mason mount down and tell him to ignore all the social media reds and pay attention to the only ones who matter, the old trafford crowd. all new signings should be made aware that there are two distinct united fanbases but only one of them actually counts.
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in the photograph you’ll notice a football ground behind them. that’s because they actually attend matches to support their club, unlike dickheads who just turn the TV on to ‘support’ real madrid.
There are other 19 teams aside Manchester United in the PL, 20 in Laliga, 18 in Ligue I, 20 in Serie A. If they are not comfortable with Mason Greenwood coming back they can go support them.
We can't allow feminist destroy our beautiful football ❗
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was wondering when they’d get us back for cantona.
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saudi arabia have just been given a world cup without a bidding process because FIFA are so corrupt nobody else can be arsed wasting time and money on a pointless bid. meanwhile, mike is writing about socks.
EXCLUSIVE
🔴Manchester United players struggling with kit issues
⚫️Home socks 'too tight' & haven't been used since game 2
🟢Onana keeper jersey too small so has been wearing replica
🔴adidas working on it
🖊️
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he looks like he’s just sold a defective monorail to some idiots.
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has just landed in Australia after signing a £1.5 MILLION deal to appear on I'm A Celeb - the highest fee ever paid
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just googled to see if seven time premier league winner denis irwin ever did a book and he didn’t.
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city are facing 115 FFP charges, barca have been systematically paying off refs and there’s a global inhaler shortage because klopp keeps a warehouse in st helens stacked floor to ceiling with crates of them, yet united are ruining the game cos our new keeper’s a bit clumsy.
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deduct all the points you want, relegate the club, i couldn’t give a shit. yesterday was beautiful and a bigger buzz than any trophy win. tut at your telly all you want, the heart and soul of manchester united was on that pitch yesterday.
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reckon the buffet at the europa league draw is just what’s left from the champions league draw. crumbs AOTS, half eaten breadsticks, all the sausage rolls gone, plain crisps.
the experienced europa leaguers like the big belgian clubs and arsenal probably take packed lunches.
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would be peak everton to win the derby, avoid relegation and then go bust in the same week.
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zidane’s going to turn them down, they’re going to ring rodgers, i’m going to kill myself, my mrs gets the life insurance and if she meets someone who brushes his teeth daily and can do basic maths the kids may finally end up with a decent dad. everyone wins. congratulations.
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don’t know any of this fella’s songs but i’m gonna guess he’s a geordie jamie webster. probably never stops telling everyone he hates tories but says the house of saud are good lads.
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mark goldbridge, an ex-copper forest fan from nowhere near manchester, who doesn’t go to games or even use his real name, is now the mainstream media face of united’s fanbase while lads who protested against our shitty owners are being dawn raided by our friendly local bobbies.
On the show tomorrow! 🥳
🤣
@markgoldbridge
⚽️
@kylewalker115
📺 Fan Q&A with Ilkay Gundogan
⏰ 9:30am, Sky Sports Premier League & Football ⏰
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