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Inject it into my fucking veins
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Seeing kids thanking Santa for delivering their presents
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Seeing couples wish each other ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ on social media 🤔❤️
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'You sort the taxi out and I'll get you a bev inside'
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Ralf Rangnick when he realises Mike Phelan is still on the coaching staff 😂😂
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‘Did you really think it was a good idea to order shots at 2am?’
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Keaneo scoring the winning goal at the ITV Football kick around earlier (of course he did)
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🚨 | Graham Potter is a possible candidate for the
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When your girlfriend uses her secret pet name for you in front of all of your mates 😭
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