The paradox of all system monitoring https://t.co/kfPIHLgXCf

in the end, the people got a faster horse

Airbnb should have been called localhost

> be me, Intel > world domination status: achieved > have a license to print money with x86 > life is good > be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up > "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?" > my CFO brain activates > look at their offer... pathetic > my margins! my

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The most elegant solutions look inevitable in retrospect. They aren't some complex chain of tricks you've engineered out of nothing, but rather a simple abstraction that faithfully mirrors the shape of the problem.

An LLM is a lossy encyclopedia https://t.co/eeG3QStlOD

Our automated flake reporting now has issues being automatically created by https://t.co/AMO546W28F based on CI logs, huge time-saver and pretty accurate too

It's all fun and games until you have to integrate OAuth2.

https://t.co/EX5tLVQ7cN by @ordepdev 🎯

these gpt-5 numbers are insane 🤯

Client: How much do you charge? Me: $400/hour (with thinking) & $20/hour (without thinking)

Apple is so far behind on AI because they already replaced Jobs

Because my biometrics expire faster than my password

https://t.co/Zg0YWVoqzu

the fundamental rule of our era is that everything is political, except politics, which is entertainment

"If you don't understand the code, your only recourse is to ask AI to fix it for you, which is like paying off credit card debt with another credit card."

British VPN users right now.

you've waited for it like a Kube waits for a Hotfix: Interview with Cloud Architect FULL [2025]

asking chatgpt for 30 minutes just saved me 3 minutes of reading the docs

Unbelievably good 🥹