Florida Man - World's Superhero
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Team Reality. Team Florida. Cook, grilling and hanging out with my dogs. My tweets have lots of typos
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40° and 47 mph winds after sunset.... Gasparilla is going to be brutal on the Water for the pirate invasion and along the water on Bayshore for the parade on Saturday. Definitely skipping it this year.
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yes.
In 2019, local government property tax revenue throughout Florida was roughly $32 billion. If you adjusted that upward for population growth and inflation growth through 2026, the revenue would be approximately $44.6 billion. Actual projected property tax revenue across local
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Snoop Dogg is the obvious answer, that guy gets along with everyone
If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity
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whetheryou like him or not, he is 100% correct on this. No other country in the world (except maybe the UK) allows this crap
CBS Host: "This is a country founded by immigrants." JD Vance: "Just because we were founded by immigrants doesn't mean that 240 years later we have to have the dumbest immigration policy in the world." https://t.co/7qnPACMFKA
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The details that they are putting into his game are in credible. I don't recall seeing this level of detailing in any of the other winter classic hockey games
Crews at Raymond James Stadium were hard at work as they continue to transform the football stadium into the first NHL Stadium Series outdoor hockey game rink. The game is February 1, 2026 between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Boston Bruins.
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I mean, if you are going to get stopped at the train tracks to watch a train go buy, this beats the hell out of watching a regular old freight train
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Tampa is definitely in for an historic weekend! Hat tip to Mike's Weather Page @tropicalupdate for the cool graphic
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Did you say SNOW is in the forecast this weekend?!? 😱 There is a 10% to 20% of snow flurries along the coast late Saturday night and into Sunday morning. We do not expect this to stick to the ground✅ Cold, blustery conditions are still the main impact this weekend #flwx
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Solid advice from a solid gentleman
Gentlemen,a well made,quality watch is worth the purchase. This has always been a truth,since men started carrying pocket watches to the wrist watch.I know todays trend is some sort of mini screen on your wrist,but we already carry an actual phone. We don’t need extra screens in
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agre le 100% a real key no computers no kill switch
Just mass produce the square body F-150 again and America's soul would heal.
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so, Floridians are dressed like Alaskans today, bundled up like it's the end of days, meanwhile Alaskans are dressed like Floridians, likely wearing Tshirts, shorts and flip flops ( if they even have flip flops up there)
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Floridians the next 4-5 days 😂😂
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This is going to look absolutely INSANE on TV Love this. Love ALL of this #GoBolts
The NHL has released its design for the artwork on the field for the Stadium Series between the #Bolts and #Bruins. Pretty cool intricacies with “Hedman Reef,” “Brayden’s Point of No Return” and “Kucherov Cove.” It’s all coming together before Sunday.
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Anyone know if they will be firing the canons when the Bolts score on Sunday night at Ray Jay? @BeachFrmFL
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So now we’ve learned that Alex Pretti was NOT a nurse and NOT a peaceful bystander. He quit his job months ago to join an Antifa cell, and was involved in a violent confrontation with ICE a week or so prior. This is why we should NEVER give an inch on these matters. It’s the
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Hats off to whoever invented car seat heaters
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