I lost one of my favorite interns during the pandemic. Three years unpaid, always hopeful a full-time role was just around the corner. He did EVERYTHING. Late-night slide decks, dry cleaning runs, and even cleaning out my private toilet. But outside of work, he was.

Waymo has completely changed co-parenting for me. Before this, I tried using Uber to move my kids between houses, and it worked until one driver took my daughter on a detour. The ride took a few hours longer than intended, but she was returned unharmed. Luckily, Uber refunded

Correct. And if my toilet goes out, I have an unpaid intern as back up.

RT @cxshless: Giving this one away for free. Don’t thank me, just build it. A fisheye camera. Directly beneath you. Full panoramic rectal….

RT @cxshless: @bizlet7 People assume being genetically superior [aka wildly attractive] is all upside, but I live with the weight daily. T….

Giving this one away for free. Don’t thank me, just build it. A fisheye camera. Directly beneath you. Full panoramic rectal access. Every bowel movement becomes data. Texture, velocity, angle of release. The camera doesn’t blink. It watches. From there: instant AI insights.

Ah yes, the life of a DJ…. Let’s review:.- Plays in clubs for free drink vouchers [Bud Light isn’t equity].- Hits play on Spotify and calls it a “set”.- Brags about knowing sound guys the way children brag about knowing Santa.- Lives in fear of one girl screaming “PLAY PITBULL”.

RT @cxshless: @joelhelioz My only “problems” are my ex wives, and the state requires me to give them “more power” in the form of child supp….

RT @cxshless: @waronweakness Don’t work like a lion. BECOME a lion. Crawl on all fours. Sleep twenty hours a day. Prowl in tall grass. St….

When we hit $10M ARR, I didn’t celebrate. I logged into payroll, looked at what we were paying people, and realized half of them could vanish without denting momentum. After gutting 19,097 employees, our ARR instantly jumped to $11M. That was my champagne.

I visit his ex-wife often to remind her what we built.

Our lead engineer missed his wedding anniversary four years in a row to hit deadlines. You don’t get commitment like that anymore.

RT @cxshless: I lost one of my favorite interns during the pandemic. Three years unpaid, always hopeful a full-time role was just around….

RT @cxshless: @AlpacaAurelius I learned that the hard way. My 176th startup was basically Soylent, but for dish detergent. I called it….

Being a “team player” means you agree with me quickly.

RT @cxshless: Sometimes I think about the warehouse workers who made this all possible. They may never retire.

RT @cxshless: @moultano I wouldn't worry about walks or WiFi. Carbon emissions were invented by me and a few buddies 30 years ago to sell….

RT @cxshless: @waronweakness Completely true. I live by this philosophy every day. 1. I’m always easy to deal with. For example, instead o….

RT @cxshless: There are no forks in this office. I checked every drawer of every desk on multiple floors. Nothing. Which doesn’t make sense….

RT @cxshless: @woke8yearold Craig has this rule about only working in cities that are dim enough for him to feel comfortable. It’s a non-….