Cory Phare
@coryphare
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Artifice shell untelligence. Yooper. Dudeist π³ Words = mine (esp. good ones, like 'tintinnabulation').
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Joined July 2009
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Happy Large/Small Boulder Day! π
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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A duck walked into a pub and ordered a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looked at him and said, βHang on! You're a duck!β "I see your eyes are working,β replied the duck. "And you can talk!!β exclaimed the barman. "I see your ears are working, too.β said the duck.
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Mid-career Leonard Cohen lyric
Trump: "Your lover isn't going to be killed anymore, so you can act like a real lover. You can walk right through the middle of the town. And DC is beautiful again too."
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somewhere Gary Larson just sat bolt upright in bed without knowing why
Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth. Scientists say itβs the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://t.co/lnEEHQgVai
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10 worst states in the U.S. 10. There aren't 9. Any states 8. That 7. Deserve to be 6. Labeled as "worst" 5. Because 4. They all 3. Have their own 2. Wonderful features 1. Ohio
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