Correcting NJ Transit
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We tweet plausible, probable, and sometimes perfectly accurate "factual inaccuracies" around #NJTransit. Serious parody to soothe the pain of commuting. #Team40
NJ Transit Correction Center
Joined October 2018
Good morning #NJTransit commuters! Your friendly reminder that Executive Director Kevin Corbett thinks there’s only 40 of you on social media that are upset about the state of your #NJCommute. https://t.co/WuVs3UYa62
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Fuck this whole Nazi App. Fuck it right in the ear.
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Hi @oldmcdougall Your article seems to have some inaccuracies and trust us, we are experts. This article sounds normal, https://t.co/1jrhhFeC4o But it’s not an ignorant mistake. They’ve done this before. https://t.co/m7dQF3K7A5 We await your correction. cc: @njdotcom
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Aqua Blu Kitchen & Cocktails in Toms River has done a themed burger night every week for the past eight years. They've never had a backlash until now, the owner said.
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Be glad we don’t run an airline.
Fuck my fucking life! What time of the day is not inconvenient for you to function properly? @aew1776 @NJTrainDelays @njtranshit @WatchTheGapNJ @FuckNjTransit @TooMader @correctingNJT @girlreporterNJT @jeffalexander19 @nmeldrew @colleenallreds @ReichNow @StaceyB41394855
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We have fucked up so massively. Have a week of free travel, on us. That is, if anything’s working… https://t.co/OaxFYfYpSq
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New Jersey Public Transportation Corporation - The Way To Go
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Do not FUCK with an @NJTransit Bus driver.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New Jersey Transit Bus driver lost his temper and fought a passenger on his bus after the passenger requested to fight in the road. The driver threatened to knock the passenger out and then told his other passengers to get back. The driver then swung at the
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This guy gets it.
NYC is the one place that can confidently tell the suburban carcels to fuck off, like what are they going to do… move the world’s cultural and business capital to Metuchen? It should cost $30 to drive into Manhattan with an SUV. Minimum.
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It’s fucked. It’s all so very fucked. #FuckedCommute
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New slogan poll! Which do you prefer and why? 1) NJTransit: Providing less, charging more. 2) NJTransit: We hate you… and it shows! 3) NJTransit: There’s another just behind this one. 4) NJTransit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What are you gonna do?
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ATTENTION: All NJ Transit Services will be following regular weekday operations. Which is to say it’s going to be an absolute shit-show. You’re kinda fucked, so best of luck out there the couple of days! #NJTransit
#FuckedCommute
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We are pre-failing!
Due to the continued extreme temperatures, on Thursday, July 18 and Friday, July 19, select trains will not operate or will be combined with other trains, and some will make additional stops. Visit https://t.co/StJ6YpZHLX for the full list and suggested alternate trains.
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Fucking hell, man. Imagine getting out of Penn Station at rush hour.
Imagine you're on the Ridge Spur; it turns on Walnut and then goes up the Parkway Northwest 🤯
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Straight up gonna do this with Kevin Corbett pics. It won’t do anything but it will make us feel just a little better.
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That’s the spirit! Another satisfied customer! Thanks for riding NJ Transit and have a safe day!
I am *livid* and exhausted. And feel like I can't trust @NJTRANSIT to ever get me where I need to go. This system is completely unusable for people. No wonder everyone drives everywhere. I give up. 6/6
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While you’re busy not commuting today take a moment and thank @GovKathyHochul & @GovChristie. You both absolutely fucked up your opportunities to do something bold and impactful and help billions in the future. Curse on you both. May you both know no peace, now or hereafter.
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Y’all be trippin’… … circuit breakers.
1 of 2: Rail service is suspended into and out of Penn Station New York due to AMTRAK overhead wire issues in Penn Station New York. Midtown Direct trains are being diverted to Hoboken.
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This is how it felt here in the Corrections Center, when we opened this app and started reading about the absolute disaster that was the commute today.
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Plenty of time to figure it out on NJTransit!
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