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Accidental founder. La Jefa at The Turn Co - quick & easy apartment maintenance. (VCs: not raising, PE: never selling) 🇲🇽🤲🏽⚾️🐾

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Joined May 2009
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3 years
Our dilemma is this - we must figure out how to love a God that allows treacherous things and we must figure out how the same God loves the treacherous us.
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@Cleavon_MD @LindsayAWatts Her Twitter feed explains why: @Ashli_Babbitt . Completely consumed with conspiracy theories.
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@Fahrenthold And he thought he had mic problems at the debate. #RoleModel
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@JimGaffigan I was a fan. I'm even more a fan now. Thank you for speaking up.
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Whoa. Newsom is not playing. I see a Mark Cuban-esque at cost drug company coming soon, too.
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California is going to make its own insulin. It’s simple. People should not go into debt to get life-saving medication.
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@ananavarro There's a thick grief on the @CNN set tonight. I can hear it in @VanJones68 comments. Trump has shoveled his way to a new low.
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2 years
As much as I love listening to @chamath , @DavidSacks , and @friedberg , they are a little robotic. @Jason keeps the pod fluid, the pace quick, and breaks up the monologues. You can't just replace one of the four. It's like The Hangover. You need 'em all.
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I went from a massive, brand new home in Sherman Oaks to a blow up mattress in someone's garage in the span of 2 years. Then slowly crawled my way back to life. Painful and, at times, humiliating? Yup. But you can always start over. If you ever need a reminder DM me.
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My daughter, Tatoun, dreaded reading until she met Hermoine. Now her love of books is unquenchable, @jk_rowling . Sending ❤️ from LA.
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@sweatystartup Former driver here! The Door Dash driver is the Uber driver is Lyft driver is the GrubHub driver. They will keep as many apps "open" as possible and take whatever is paying, or surging, the most. Until Uber wins them back with insane incentives, it's going to stay this way.
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@sarahkendzior If this was casting for Ocean's 15 we'd just need the Russian gymnast to start production.
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8 years
If only @POTUS would walk through the door, down the aisle and sit down. Talk about a mic drop... #NoBillNoBreak
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@jaketapper @CTmagazine If CT is giving up on Trump the evangelical walls are going to start tumbling down. Finally.
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@JasonWaang If you could receive payments for him, I’m happy to cover next week and could see if anyone else could contribute. Your Venmo?
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@JYSexton I remember you saying back then if what you heard was true we would never believe it. Wild ride.
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@BobLonsberry Fauci, Birx, etc are not watching people drown in their own lungs. They are not working without proper PPE risking their own life w/out combat pay. They are not walking into rooms with dead patient after dead patient. They are not making call after call to devastated families.
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The president got COVID after mocking COVID and you still voted for him. Even your racism is a racist.
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@yashar @amarshallbrown This is the church where we got our Christmas tree last year. All elderly. All white from what I remember. Didn't know it was all racist, too.
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4 years
If you are a Black Woman Founder and want to take @ArlanWasHere ’s course, I want to pay for one of you to attend. Reply here please.
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@DanRather You might enjoy this then sir:
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THIS is the Twitter content I’m here for. My America...
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@theAyoAlfonso @IkeOnTheWire @JasonWaang Nah. Deciding to change your life and never go back to jail or prison is amazing.
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@justinkan This note has been on my counter for a couple months now through my healing. Thought you might need it as you heal. (And yes, that’s dried blood on the card.)
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@DanToday @WajahatAli Hi Dan. I’m comforted that you have family even if you cannot see them in person. If you would like more company while on hospice, it would be an honor to spend time with you.
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@jimcramer You called her the name then called it horrible. It didn't land well. Own that at least.
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@JYSexton I'm starting to question whether I met with Russia.
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@SikhProf Someone needs to make a bumper sticker: What Would Sikhs Do. #WWSD
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@BradleyWhitford They're not gangs. They're domestic terrorists.
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3 years
@keithedwards Or adding up the cost of your groceries in the cart and putting something back.
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@mikedebonis All he wants is the appearance of a win.
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@sarahkendzior I honestly think he would be fine being the president that destroyed the earth.
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6 years
@TheThrillmonger @briallenhopper I heard over and over, “I don’t know why you don’t have him arrested.” Uhh, cause one day he’ll get out. Then what?
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@markminervini "Look at my car. Look at my gun." Let it go, bro.
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4 years
Big. BIG. Deutsche Bank plans to cut ties with Trump after the election and could seize his assets if he can't pay back his debts, Reuters reports via @businessinsider
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@amysundae No more conferences. No more “we should do something.” Invest in Black and Latinx start-ups. It’s really rather simple.
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@sweatystartup Only did that to start life over after domestic abuse. It paid the bills but it's hard work. God forbid, if I had to drive again, I'd move to NY and just circle the hotels. Drivers there are making a killing. I day trade now. Much easier. :)
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@MeghanMcCain @Omarmasry You. Didn’t. Welcome. Us. We. Were. Already. Here. #IAmMexican
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@ProjectLincoln @PressSec He said a creek and a river. Might need to add ponds and puddles after next debate.
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3 years
@ChanikPark79 @sweatystartup My people. My people. I had a Door Dash driver come to drop off my lunch and he noticed my phone open to a trade app. He spent five minutes whining about $CLOV being down. Love the hustle.
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@jeffchu @sarahbessey I’m here for ALL of Sarah’s righteous table flipping. Enough of people making commerce out of something so profoundly holy.
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8 years
#LoveWarrior by @Momastery flips the script of your 'should' narrative. If a book can set a generation of women free this is the book.
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@BobLonsberry I'd be more concerned if they were not showing emotion. Like our president.
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@AltHomelandSec @AngrierWHStaff Could you please make that a lower case “p”? NSpA.
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@SophiaLeeHyun @herrmanndigital @LAPDChiefMoore - this is not in alignment with the calm, steady voice we heard from you yesterday.
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@chrissyteigen @ProfOfMusic My baby brother died in '15 but my older brother made sure he made it back for one more season.
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3 years
Watching @FrancisSuarez turn Miami into a tech hub and hoping Black, Brown, and female founders (and VCs) will be courted with urgency.
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@KhaledBeydoun Cultural Saturday schools and a proper sport. How violent.
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@kylegriffin1 Maybe they should focus on crimes committed by Orange Russian assets instead.
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@ArlanWasHere “During my birthday week, no less...” ♥️
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@DanRather I don't want the T-shirt.
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@Osinttechnical "we take a your yacht"
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3 years
@mhenslee Tricky. It would help pastors to recognize that they are providing Jesus wrapped in a product. Members might leave to go experience Jesus wrapped differently. Counseling, officiating weddings and funerals, and preaching is your job. Members owe Jesus, not you, their loyalty.
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3 years
@GlennonDoyle My ex used to prep clients for bad news by saying, "embrace yourself."
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5 years
@atrupar “Cleaned out.” Think they used that term when they slaughtered Armenians, too.
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5 years
Anyone struggling and have an electric or gas bill that needs paying? (Not want, need please.) Will pay for the first person that DMs me their statement. I’ve been there.
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@ryanlcooper @ShaunKing His dad’s base is literally the people sitting at home. Lord almighty.
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@kaitlancollins @jaketapper Translation: He’s leaving within the week.
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@SikhProf My daughter took me to view the Sikh Rose Parade float on the 1st, “Look! They have bowls of grain because they feed everybody.”
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3 years
@VernTheLegend Yup. White founders get funding. Black and Brown founders get contests. Uber and Girlboss used me and three Black women (all driving to fund our start-ups) to promote a pitch competition without any compensation. I’m not dancing for funding ever again.
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@GlennonDoyle @Frakeshake @CherylStrayed But, wait! Freeways do have 'the' before them in LA. The 405. The 5. The 110. The 10.
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@BradleyWhitford @KamalaHarris @GavinNewsom @katieporteroc Irvine might be the safest city in America but Rep. Porter is a deadly weapon. Go Katie!
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2 years
Thanks to @moseskagan for tweeting the idea for this business. We’re completing a 2x2 unit deep clean today and already have three properties as new clients. If you #multifamily peeps need turn services, @theturnco is ready to earn your turns!
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This is beautiful. Beautiful. Sometimes love is a burger.
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And he told me between bites: “Chaplain, believe it or not, but I’ve stayed at the Ritz. And this right here is the best burger I’ve ever had in my life.” “I believe you,” I told him. “Thanks, chap. That’s all I wanted.” #hospital #chaplain [Some details altered for privacy.]
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@nbashaw @shl Looking back, it was easier but I believe that’s because I was offering a need not a want. “Hey CEO! You’re broke. You can’t afford an assistant. Hire my company to do that remote at a fraction.” Easy sell. The companies meeting needs during hard times will always win.
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@eugenegu Passive Genocide.
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@AngrierWHStaff “If I just keep saying the names of countries maybe they’ll let me go watch TV.”
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@nbashaw @shl I was in the middle of the sub-prime meltdown. Watching my auto ex bosses pre-meltdown. The writing was on the wall. I quit and launched a remote assistant company. It is possible to be profitable in a recession if you find the gaps.
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Tender Age Facilities = For Profit Prisons For Babies
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@Franklin_Graham @POTUS @realDonaldTrump If your version of the Christian faith is a man that has multiple affairs, scams Trump U students and colludes with Russian I don’t want it.
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@WillMcAvoyACN The Fugees - Killing Me Softly.
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Good morning from my second home. If you’re still wavering about starting that service business, I’m proof you can go from driving Uber in October to covering LA + OC with your crews in April. Go get it!
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@WajahatAli The Polite.
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@IkeOnTheWire @JasonWaang Dammit, I love good humans. See, @JasonWaang ? I told you people would help.
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@abarrallen @TurnerNovak Now update that for Latinx and Black female founders.
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Chugga Chugga. I don't care how long this takes. $RGBP
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New CART patent app filed $RGBP $RGBPP
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@herrmanndigital @GavinNewsom The only time our city has acted quick on homelessness is before the Olympics and before Olympic bids. They can do it. They don’t want to do it.
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@theallinpod @Jason @chamath @friedberg @DavidSacks What was your greatest failure and, looking back, are you pleased with how you responded to it?
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@Dodgers Current Available Pitchers:
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Had their team meeting in Morocco. Documenting their start-up on film. Already staffing up. Arrogant but can back it up. We often overestimate white male founders but we always underestimate brown ones. @hello_iamelliot
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"The randomness and racism and brutality are just what it is; but so are decency, sacrificial love, goodness."
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Here is a new Facebook thing I just posted:
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@KatyTurNBC Reporter: Did you collude with Russia? Trump: I think you know the answer to that.
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@GlennonDoyle Jesus without justice is not Jesus. Damn right he’d kneel. And he’d flip that Oval Office desk right over.
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@KhaledBeydoun His church blocked me. People should send their tithes and offerings to Mattress Mack going forward. Certain they would be better stewards.
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@herrmanndigital @realchrisrufo Now, let’s compare to this shot tonight from the annual holiday dinner @hardlynormal hosts for homeless in LA. Some view the crisis as a consistent paycheck. And then there’s people like Mark that view it as a calling.
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@yashar @CiaoSamin We met her last night at @the_wing . She is joyful and brilliant and inspiring. I asked my daughter what they discussed and she said, “She told me I could be myself and didn’t need to change to fit in with the white kids.” 💪🏽💪🏿💪🏾💪🏼
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5 years
Someone needs to make an app where you enter the ingredients you have and it spits out recipes you can make. Call it On Hand. I want 2% equity. Thank you.
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@LisaAbeyta @rajavijayach @RyanNegri @ChristineCarril Or clients. I had a creative agency. My brother died by suicide and the client demanded I come in the next day to review a storyboard. A night I should have spent grieving, I was prepping my assistant to go in my place. I'll never forget but I won't ever do it again.
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@Bethenny @AOC @SkinnygirlBrand Passionate. Articulate. Brave. Willing to admit when she is wrong. Is going to school the hell out of the establishment.
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@multifamdev My little company, The Turn Co was born. ( @moseskagan )
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@JasonWaang Whatever is easiest for you both.
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Thank you for your work, @AndreaChalupa + @sarahkendzior .
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Everyone is trashing the moderator but her questions alone are pretty brutal condemnations on the Trump administration. She just needs to get control of the time.
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@brianstelter @CNN @jeffzeleny A new HR term: Scaramuccied.
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@franklinhardy I think this violates the Geneva Convention.
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@alokepillai @chrissyteigen Sends the hex. That’s cool.
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@kylegriffin1 More drugs. More addiction. More arrests. More repeat offenders. More private prisons. More money for GOP private prison lobbyists.
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@AP You mean journalism?
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3 years
Most I've ever lost in one day and I'm not sweating it. I might not splurge on a Dodger game tonight but I'm not sweating it. As fast as it goes down it goes up. $RGBP
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