coffee Profile Banner
☕️ Profile
☕️

@coffee

Followers
4K
Following
124K
Media
406
Statuses
6K

:)

Joined March 2007
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@coffee
☕️
2 years
I feel like everywhere I look, the conversation is, “Look at my normal people and your crazy people!” and that is no conversation at all.
20
4
60
@IntuitMachine
Carlos E. Perez
5 days
The Interstellar Visitor That Shouldn't Exist 3I/ATLAS is an object the size of a small mountain is currently flying through our solar system, and the odds of its trajectory happening naturally are less than one in a million? It's our third confirmed interstellar visitor (the
144
280
1K
@coffee
☕️
29 days
I think it’s time to log off for a while again. Every now and then it’s important to examine how you spend your time and question whether or not it improves your life.
0
1
8
@58bugeye
BlueDream
29 days
10 years ago when Tyler Robinson was just 12 years old, his conservative Republican family started grooming him with guns. Of course they had no idea that their son would turn out to be an assassin and murder Charlie Kirk. Isn’t this the model for most mass murderers?
3K
4K
26K
@somefoundersalt
Edward
1 month
A civil war? You want a civil war? In your rage, you may have forgotten that the United States does not exist in vacuum. That is understandable. But right now, we’re engaged in several existential competitions to win against a foe unlike any that we have seen before. The race
87
68
900
@ChrisUKSharp
Christopher Sharp
1 month
This is hugely telling.
@UnstblResearch
Kyle W
1 month
66
145
761
@coffee
☕️
1 month
Eliminated is NOT evicted. The queen will be back, mark my words. #bb27
1
0
5
@coffee
☕️
1 month
founder found in san fransisco wondering why someone with one hundred years’ less wealth works as if they were at big co
0
0
3
@puppydog_gaming
anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸
1 month
BREAKING: White House doctors are reporting that Donald Trump has split into one 39 year old with lifelink and one 39 year old with deathtouch
12
128
2K
@DanielleFong
Danielle Fong 🔆
1 month
probably nothing
@Malone_Wealth
Kevin Malone
1 month
BREAKING NEWS: Out of the top 200 insider trades over the last week (by value). 0/200 were buy orders. I have never seen anything like this in my life.
10
6
193
@creatine_cycle
atlas
2 months
palantir is my favourite black + queer-owned business
46
347
8K
@coffee
☕️
2 months
“in a way the information environment for most people is now worse than that of medieval serfs”
@0xkyle__
Kyle
2 months
holy shit man
0
0
1
@coffee
☕️
2 months
the swifties are going to put a fatwah on max martin. mark my words
0
0
1
@jiratickets
JT
2 months
you only have 40 years left to accumulate capital and compound it by passively investing in index funds before retiring very comfortably and leaving your children significant resources
19
16
487
@coffee
☕️
2 months
is this what it feels like to be a trumper? feels sooo good
@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
2 months
WOW! TOMORROW HISTORY WILL BE MADE. KaroLYIN LEAVITT WILL HAVE NO ANSWERS FOR THE SUPPOSED “FAKE MEDIA” ABOUT CALIFORNIA’S BEAUTIFUL MAPS. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY ARE THE GREATEST MAPS EVER CREATED — EVEN BETTER THAN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'. DONALD “THE FAILURE” TRUMP BE WARNED,
0
0
5
@coffee
☕️
2 months
there’s lies, damned lies, and medical professionals doing statistics
0
0
1
@coffee
☕️
2 months
car insurance companies blamed them too 🥺
@JohnAshbrook
John Ashbrook
2 months
Remember when libs blamed auto thefts on the cars?
1
0
2
@sporadicalia
spor
2 months
OpenAI: promises to unearth the Machine God™, releases another product feature you’ll forget exists in a week Anthropic: "here's an alignment blogpost and oh, our model is 0.1% better at coding now!" DeepMind: models can solve protein folding and generate new realities, but
@AIatMeta
AI at Meta
2 months
🏆 We're thrilled to announce that Meta FAIR’s Brain & AI team won 1st place at the prestigious Algonauts 2025 brain modeling competition. Their 1B parameter model, TRIBE (Trimodal Brain Encoder), is the first deep neural network trained to predict brain responses to stimuli
72
247
4K
@VividVoid_
Vivid Void
2 months
Conscientiousness is in freefall over the last ten years, which predicts things like: - relationship fidelity - keeping your word - showing up on time - not quitting when it gets hard The future belongs to people who can maintain basic decency
@DKThomp
Derek Thompson
2 months
Like everything ⁦@jburnmurdoch⁩ makes, this chart is amazing. The sharp decline in conscientiousness and rise in neuroticism among young people is astonishing. But also of note: literally every age group has gotten less extroverted in the age of the smartphone
95
612
6K
@coffee
☕️
2 months
neat
@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
2 months
Had a very good and detailed conversation with my friend President Putin. I thanked him for sharing the latest developments on Ukraine. We also reviewed the progress in our bilateral agenda, and reaffirmed our commitment to further deepen the India-Russia Special and Privileged
1
0
1
@nabeelqu
Nabeel S. Qureshi
2 months
The 'vibe shift' on here is everyone realizing they will still have jobs in 2030.
161
430
14K