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Boys GC names:
Indigenous land fracking acknowledgment national champions 2006-2009 against the UN Peacekeepers
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Just one more state variable bro. Just one more hook and the page will have everything it needs. Just one more state variable please bro. Bro? Add one more state variable please bro
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Just got fired from the google gemini team.
I was the QA Engineer that forgot to check if the founding fathers were black or chinese
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Bezos:
Cocktail of anabolic hormones. Divorced and now dating a succubus. Weird rich guy shit.
Zuck:
Natty. Married Asian Woman. Seems to be doing fun little hobbies all the time.
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Born to say:
"Sorry I'm retarded"
Forced to say:
"Good catch! I'll fix that in the next commit"
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Zuck, the trad brazilian jiu jitsu sub 40 minute murph asian wife chad comes out and absolutely mogs lgbtq-friendly chinese sweatshop soy single tim cook
Zuck on the Apple Vision Pro
He's still got fire in him, love to see it
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The Chinese markets are blowing up as their economy collapses while random US citizens are strolling through cities and sitting behind the wheel of self-driving roblox-looking trucks wearing $5000 goon goggles with 50 screens open at once
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You are not a software engineer. You work in Information Technology (IT). You are a computer plumber. A tradesman. A skilled worker
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Your CTO is in the board room.
My CTO is beside me trying to inject SQL into a competitor's signup form.
We are not the same
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Having a gf is insane because you can literally message them and they will reply
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Benching 225lbs for reps in a San Francisco gym is considered a right wing dog whistle
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Zuck was doing really well there for a second.
- Sub 40 minute murph
- Challenging other billionaires to fights
- fizeek posting
- homogenous with asian wife
Then he released threads which is so mid that now everyone hates him again (deserved)
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At the gym yesterday a girl in yoga pants asked how many sets I had left on the lat pulldown and I went non-verbal.
Here's what it taught me about B2B enterprise sales 🧵👇
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ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch.
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The elites don't want you to know this but you can go to the gym 4-5 times a week for an hour and train whatever you want want with weights and you will get jacked
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Your gym time says a lot about you.
5am-9am: hustlepr0n guys/cardio bunnies
9am-4pm: unemployed
4pm-7pm: NPC
7pm-9:30pm: serious lifters/beautiful women
9:30pm-12am: sweaty dudes with axe body spray
12am-5am: autism
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Every second girl at my gym is an Onlyfans model and every second guy at my gym is a ChatGPT connoisseur and I just want all this to stop because I can't fucking take it anymore
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Your CTO has a nice office and sits in board meetings all day. My CTO sits next to me in a co-working space and gets banned from our competitor's sites after attempting to ddos them from the chrome developer tools console.
We are not the same
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I used the word "random" instead of "stochastic" in SF once and a group of twinks took me to the top of the salesforce tower and broke my knee caps
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Oh you have never been mogged before?
I present to you Mrs. Frizzle.
475lbs (red plates 55lbs each) close grip bench press at 130lbs bodyweight. Flat back, no spotter, no arch, no belt, no wraps, for reps
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*me on twitter*
Google is dead. Leadership needs to be gutted.
*me on google*
how to convert value to a string python
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git add .DS_Store
git commit -m "adding .DS_Store"
git push --force
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I'm at a rooftop party in SF with a 70:30 ratio girls to guys
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>wearing my anduril shirt to the gym
>i don't even work at anduril
>hot girl asks how many sets I have left
>*I take my headphones out*
>it's anduril they make military drones and shit
>she asks what my problem is
>i go home and do my coding bootcamp assignment
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*at a party and someone approaches me with an AI wearable*
>they introduce themselves
>"drop table users"
>they are confused but ask where I work
>"for (i=0; i < MAX_SAFE_INTEGER..."
>they turn and walk away
>"hey chatgpt rank order the races"
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Mfers be like "SF bad, lmao have fun with your fentanyl, imagine needing to unlock shampoo at walgreens" while gazing out at quite possibly the most beautiful view and display innovation and prosperity they have ever seen
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>Wearing my anduril shirt to the beach
>I don't even work there
>random hot girl asks what company is that
>i think I hit the jackpot
>"it's anduril, they make military drones and stuff"
>she says that's horrible
>i go home and work on my note taking app
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Zuck is smiling because he has muscles now
Zuck has been a multibillionaire for a while but is now finally treated differently by us because he has muscles now
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I'm sorry to tell you this but the sooner we have a super-intelligence the sooner you'll need big arms and some social skills
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The salesforce employee when I ask what their company even does
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You're not retarded.
That leetcode easy is actually a medium and they put it in the wrong category
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@atroyn
Speak for yourself I wear high viz and steel caps to the office. I yearn for the tools
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The cycle is as follows:
>New OpenAI Release
>job displacement/startup death discourse
>wait this thing is woke/disobedient
>agi definition changes
>deloitte headcount grows by 3%
>New OpenAI Release
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I'm working from home and gf asked "how are you still coding all the time? When will you be finished?"
Made me realise that software engineering is not real
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Just got off the phone with my gf after telling her that Andrej Kaparthy had just left OpenAI and how big this is for open source.
She responded by asking me to stop ordering popeyes on her credit card and to "get a job".
She literally has no idea how fast we're accelerating
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Elon demon mode gorilla mind smooth ray peat 3x daily regimen of edging/jelqing/creatine benching 225lbs for reps sun ball tanning looksmaxxing mog arc incoming
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"But you can meet so many women at climbing gyms?!"
Those my brother in christ, are rust programmers and I would urge you to look twice
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No chest. Delts virtually non-existent. Negative canthal tilt. Knees dislocated. Zero jawline.
I am going to absolutely mog the bot
The Berkeley humanoid is now taking over San Francisco.
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People in tech are fools to dismiss this kind of feedback.
Whether it's a 60 year old construction exec who wears a suit on 100 degree days or your artist sister, if you market to them like you market to tech bros, mass adoption will not happen
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Oppenheimer when he builds something fun and harmless like a javascript app or some blazingly fast rust shit with no users or something
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I leave SF for 5 seconds and I miss:
- e/acc party with grimes
- literally the end of homelessness
- the return of the giant gayification laser
Leaving SF is a always a mistake
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Not many know this but Katy Perry's screen time is at 10+ hours a day from reading arxiv posts and twitter scrolling and she's actually selling because she believes that AI music will end her
Katy Perry sells her entire music catalog for $225 million 💰🤯
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>overhear a guy introducing himself to a cute girl at the gym last night
>conversation seems okay
>guys ask her to guess his race
>girl starts listing religions
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You think this would have happened if sama could bench 225lbs for reps and had traps that took up the entire zoom call?
I don't think so
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You know AGI is around the corner when the billionaires start lifting and dripping out their families with swag.
Social capital will be the only capital that matters. The swag race has begun
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Born too early to know bare metal.
Born too late for code to be abstracted away entirely.
Born just in time to code dashboards in react
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>I wake up
>startup docker containers
>cook a 3-course breakfast while waiting for them
>return and open localhost
>go take a shower waiting for localhost to load
>return and open a new page in a new tab
>go outside and get some sun waiting for
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I told my gf about the x dot com schism between the dashing young niche podcaster guy and the recently doxxed accelerationist leader beff jezos and she asked what the fuck is wrong with me and beat me up in the parking lot
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Asked google gemini to generate an image of the moon landing
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An old gym bro meathead friend asked if I had heard of chatgpt and wants to found a startup with me.
Aaannnndd it's a bubble
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My gpt wrapper will have users. My gpt wrapper will have moat. I'm not like the other guys
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The worst part of jumping back into a leetcode grind and struggling is having twitter and knowing that there are lowbie accounts like "poopoopeepee" and "feorge_gloyd - e/acc" that are ex quants and can do leetcode hards in their sleep using machine code
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Not sure that dressing up as a rust programmer is "bizarre" nor "inappropriate" for a top engineering school?
Why does UC Berkeley
@UCBerkeley
allow a professor to show up to teach dressed as furry? Extremely bizarre and inappropriate.
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Paying at walgreens in SF is considered a right wing dog whistle
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Jim Simons (RIP) taught us two things:
- chain smoking is fine as long as your mind is active
- the efficient market hypothesis is fake and gay
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Accelerationists hate to hear this but there is still so much b2b saas left to be built
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Me convincing my friends to use the glitchy military grade encrypted messaging app just to message "beers tonight?"
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All in on Zuck for this cage match because he is more aligned with my belief system (monogamous, asian wife, natty)
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My gym is filled with these mfers. These are the onlyfans bitcoin drop-shipper chatgpt prompt engineers driving the global mercedes amg shortage and actually making their money via questionable acts for emirati sheikhs
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>plunging rouble even though it's impossible to sell
>60% of central bank reserves frozen
>no car parts so they're making cars without air bags, AC and emission controls
>no plane parts
>no chips
>stopped releasing economic data
But yeah the sanctions are backfiring
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Guys I hate to tell you this but AI is just linear algebra and math.random
You have been played for absolute fools
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These layoffs will have catastrophic consequences for the SF dating scene
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Can't wait to clone my gf's voice and get her to say words like "stochastic" and "gaussian distribution" for me to edge to later
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Parents are staying with me today and I'm working from home. Dad asks "I need your tech help. My airpods won't connect to my computer".
Mum asks "What are you working on all the time? When will you be finished?"
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The elites don't want you to know this but 80% of all options expire worthless therefore selling them is literally free money
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Me and the boys watching the australian cricket team commit war crimes against the nation of india
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If you hate small talk then you either lack charisma or are a terrible listener
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My twitter addiction and benching 225lbs for reps have gotten me further in life than any hard work ever did. I suggest you do the same
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Born too early to know bare metal.
Born too late for code to be abstracted away entirely.
Born just in time to add .DS_Store to a production codebase
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I don't understand how the administration keeps up the velocity of new side quests for Kamala to complete
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If you're an unemployed cs major pivot to liking coding and you'll be fine
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I met up with a 21 year old male follower last night for drinks. He's in IT.
I asked him a few questions about his generation. Here is what he said
- 90% of IT Guys his age have a bodycount > 20
- testosterone has eclipsed adderal as the most common stimulant
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Fyi I am still laughing at this in the office. Unbelievable that this works
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BREAKING: Salesforce stock doubles as Salesforce announces that it will use ChatGPT to do whatever the fuck Salesforce actually does
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It's 2028 and you're applying for Mckinsey's prompt engineering department. You don't come from generational wealth and didn't attend an Ivy League but you possess something special, a giant digital erotica collection like no other and a vivid imagination. 1/n
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This timeline is awesome.
All the billionaires and presidential candidates competing to physically out-alpha each other.
During the debates Chris Wallace will soon be asking candidates "for how long are you erect when you sleep and how have you optimised this?"
Three hours of solid debate prep this morning. 🇺🇸
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Take me back to the day my dopamine receptors were permanently torched
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It's February 2023, Aella has made it onto the Lex Friedman podcast as a "Sex Scientist", weird floating objects are being shot down by F-22s and Balaji claims it's those pesky LIBS that will fight the automation of their professions
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"it's time to build"
Bro it's time to find a user
It's time to make a sale
It's time to talk to a woman
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To be fair if I took adderall I'd probably be able to solve israel palestine however the second order consequences I haven't thought through. That's why I don't take it
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Overhearing another gym bro talking about utilising chatgpt for his drop-shipping store. It's so over
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Am I supposed to use tabs or spaces when messaging a woman?
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