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Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Runner. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
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God I love boomer memes and their general unhappiness with any amount of change no matter how incredibly benign it is
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If anyone needs me I’m gonna be making my yard relentlessly gay as well
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I have never seen anything as accurate
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All of media today I swear to god
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Yeah it’s a real fucking mystery how that happened
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Im serious when i say that once a large chunk of the boomers have fucked off this mortal coil we as a society will be exponentially better off
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I legit…this is just the strangest, most specific, and saddest boomer meme I’ve ever seen
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Oh. Alright well that’s cool I guess.
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I know we say it a lot but I cannot emphasize enough how much in fact dudes do rock
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There were some absolute bangers that day
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Holy shit it’s real and predictably it’s absolutely comical what they’re mad at
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GM. I learned something today and I will now share with you
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I had to fucking see this now you do too
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Spider-Man is getting vaxxed what’s your gd excuse?!
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Irrationally angry at the lack of creativity demonstrated here
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GM. Behold the sigma of all sigma of all alpha energies.
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This will never not be hilarious to me
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Me and the fellas heading to your moms place
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Me and the boys when Kissinger finally bites it
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@mtgreenee
When you’re done doing whatever it is that you think you’re doing you can go to one of these
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Dudes will see this and be like hell yeah
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Lmfao Ben Garrison is like 3 days away from a rage stroke
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Today I learned that conservatives are scared shitless of Popeyes chicken and that’s….holy shit that’s funny
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You’re also the bane of our existence at work so…you know….fuck you
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This is what evolutionists believe
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GM friends. Here’s an image of a scenario that probably ended real well one way or another
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Mainlining the Panera lemonade and smoking two of these on my way to start my new job as a pastry chef and cake decorator
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HAHAHAAHAHAH OMFG SO MANY LAYERS HERE
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Lmao Ghost Hunters for complete fucking nerds
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My one and only contribution to this meme
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Alright if you all need me you know where to find me. Balls deep on the best FB page ever
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What....what in the holy hell....god damn it
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1 and it’s not even close. 2 will suffice however. 3 and 4 we don’t talk about
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Idk why but I thought about this again so here it is
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My dude is mad at a fucking duck. I love this gd website
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Nice try sign but I know it’s a nasal swab
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@zanatta_tony
You know it’s just a single pride flag whereas I’m sure we all wanted to see penises all over the damn place. On the doors, gutters, the fucking mailbox
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Yes I saw it’s actually fake I just didn’t think this stupid shitpoast was going to numbers. Now use your energy to do some good and help out the pups
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Found a post on Facebook of terminally horny boomers. You’re welcome
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Its super weird that these weirdos that purportedly hate Hollywood are demonstrably so obsessed with it
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God damn look at those 1935 nerds next to that dope ass hat
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Tf kinda gym did i just walk into?!
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There are literal sundown towns in the south of Illinois you giant fucking baby
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…..what
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@JimBreuer
Jim I know you’re getting dragged but I want you to know I still love the fact you’re willing to publicly embarrass yourself like this in pursuit of your dream of someday being funny
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Damn I didn’t know there were so many Marvel movies
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@MarvinDeux
I’ll never understand the genre of dressing your kid up to advertise you fuck but I guess I’m the weird one from the looks of things
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No im absolutely positive on this one.
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