And to his point , “gO rUn OnE” I’ve done 4 and I’m training for my fifth. Wtf are we doing here my man

@christweetsllc duck stole marathon valor!

@MagnetCarta Good duckos can have a little. As a treat

@christweetsllc It's a marathon in duck miles

@hume_r Exactly

@christweetsllc I bet my pace was better than the duck’s*..fucking poser duck * the duck is faster

@christweetsllc Ducks are the worst posers in competitive running and it isn’t even close

@christweetsllc That duck cut the f’ing course man. Fuck that duck’s fake-ass 3:45 time. Worse than Paul Ryan’s “3 something “

@punzerdragoon Fucking B9. Smh

@christweetsllc If it's not a fun run, why run a marathon?

@christweetsllc How does he not know about duck miles?

@christweetsllc Look at a duck’s legs then look at a marathoner’s legs. A duck leg is 12% of the length of a marathoner leg. A 5k fun run is 12% of the length of a marathon. From the duck perspective it was a marathon.

@christweetsllc He must've gotten screwed by Aflac

@Chinchillazllla The duck is clearly a more accomplished athlete

@vanweezer S/he can have a little….as a treat