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@carpe_DMH

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Hood-adjacent Southern beau. R&B enthusiast.

Half a mile from Heaven.
Joined March 2009
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@itsKARY_ She hit the car frame on the side and up top. Whole time, cat just out the bag.
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@AngMariex @I_A_M_India No strings attached...
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“For whatever reason, she decided that she wanted to fly to Maryland.” ROBYN, STAHHHHP!!! She was there for Juan reason and Juan reason only. #RHOP
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@carpe_DMH
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@LaRonHines JaBria, a feminist and a scholar! She said I got my own bread! 😂
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@7EYRW What beach is this?
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@LindseyCreated I didn’t wanna say it! Rhaenyra brought TECHNIQUE!
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@MonicaDenise That trigger finger is STEADY!
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Mercedes, whenever she gets a 15 at The Pynk. #PValley
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@showrunher Love, companionship, family versus some peppers…
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@panduh__ “…they chefs arguin” 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️
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@carpe_DMH
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@SomaKazima Bc that’s clearly not HAIR!
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Garcelle would wear every piece of this. Including the wig.
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Netta Scott-Young.
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@MrFlyyyGuyyy (They stink before anything goes down, so…)
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@868nathan Don’t let “Omen” come on!
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@ebscookout “Raise your child. By yourself.” Sheesh!
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@reMARQable_ It’s giving Patrice Woodbine.
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@verymimi 😂😂😂
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@TheLexGabrielle He had an agenda! 😂
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@FrigginAjia @missjune14th That’s how you know she ate it-the fact that folks think she’s actually singing!
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@kiImomger @robinwannabefly She has never played with the girls! 😂
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@MrHandSum420 OMG!!! I was surely gonna ask what a switch did. Thanks. SCARY!
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STIFF WHERE?!?
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@Klee_FilmReview Kofi’s intro in Girls Trip.
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“That bag looks so good on you!” “Thanks! It’s a Teflon.” #AbbottElementary
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@MinajInChrge @ijayt205 See, that’s how rumors get started lol. Not Danny Glover!
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6 years
@kiIlmnger "It's so weird, seeing you outside of my dreams!" Gonna have to use that!
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2 years
@ronthacreator Loss Prevention:
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8 years
@Slate Wow, this is trash. Such a pathetic attempt at undermining Simone's athleticism and superior skill.
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@90sJay LMAO! My mom does this all the time.
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@locdnotbound_ A paper towel, but yes!
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@bohdoos Whenever I walked into the club, they would be like
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@mspeacherino @keywilliamss Like, why couldn’t the old lady just own a cat of her own?!?
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@MessyMarv86 “How much do you weigh? Two...-what?”
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@SAINTLAURENTUAN Not even Stevie J…
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@SomaKazima “Thank you, sir.”
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@GroovyDaij “She was dope.”
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After Kim broke it all down, I think Kourtney is seriously tripping. You wore stuff that I had already worn, chose the same international destination, hired the same wedding singer…but YOU’RE mad??? Sit down somewhere. #TheKardashians
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@iMrMouth Hello! First chance he got, exposed your DMs and put you right back in mess!
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@b0mbchell_ “I’m eating the ice cream! I’m living the Dolce Vita life!”
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@Trell_Official_ It makes me a little dizzy, tbh.
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@SoOuIzZz Indian Healing Clay (Mask)
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@andremichael @KekePalmer “You know it’s yo’ girrrrrl!” 😂😂😂
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@rapalert4 Why do we keep getting security footage from INSIDE his house???
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Was "movement" a thing before @Lupita_Nyongo ?!?!?
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@GodRashi Didn’t they say he had an aneurysm and stroke?
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@RossiSongo And they tried to say it like it was their idea! “I said that yesterday.”
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@KingShaMugga_ Damn right! And he’s gonna need more money when the trip comes, so prepare accordingly!
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@itsKARY_ All I heard was:
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@HeroNacho “New bones in your closet!” I’ve been singing “Newborns” LMAO!
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@BrianPuspos (You didn’t have to eat her up like that though. 😂)
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@ThegirlJT Imma stick to the shades bc…
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@IsXaeOkay Some folks are meant to live alone lol.
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@lucylubitchez That’s...not how that works.
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@AsiaChloeBrown Shit wasn’t even funny. Like...
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@ksmityyyy “I’m married.”
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@Afrisensation They can get that $0.89 every time.
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@layxsnv Shaped like a bicycle seat. 😵‍💫
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@QueenKaeee_ “Ya know, don’t even worry about it, bro.”
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@ReadTheBioNgga Larsa knows everybody and everything! She could do real damage!
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Did y’all hear Momma Dee’s diss song to The Bam?!? 😂😂😂 #LHHATL “Thirsty ass hoe, I’m a queen on the throne. Big teeth hoe, now you on your own! Thirsty ass hoe, bitch you better chill. Deer in the headlights, now you roadkill!”
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@dada1of1 He deserved it! 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@blakealexlind I was born in the wrong era...
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@ExcellencyBlack @Tosci_Marie Can we name this wig “Bruno” and NOT talk about it?!?
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@hersoles I Have A Dream(s) and Nightmares
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@tweetlikeriri “Just vibing”
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@ThatsSoShelli @MsBunnychi @dada1of1 He probably found her! Bad ass.
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@YourboyDonell Those nails are nightmarish!
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@yas_realitea I’m all for matching energy but she prolly feels like it’s a waste. Sheree has no man, no money, every business flops, she just got a house last year. Life doesn’t hold back on her lol.
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@_aviyou1 The gag is-she wouldn’t have been the only one to misspell it.
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@zzoeboa Kodak Black wastes no time!
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@beyoncepress He’s getting his hair braided, not braiding his hair.
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@hobeynathan Matthew looked like he too had been smacked before. 😂😂😂
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“Apologies are for you.” Tea didn’t even clock that lol. #Married2Med
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“When I go for auditions, they keep making me do the same type of roles-I’ll be the fat, funny girl. No, I wanna be serious. Like, I wanna get shot.” -Paris #LHHH
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@rico__inc It’s Nene, mocking Phaedra’s “It’s Going Down” dance and the “Thank you for coming” for me! 😂😂😂
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@ronthacreator Now, see…anyone who knows Monica knows that-…
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@seangarrette Not Andy’s ass laughing at the read!
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@MsLaFitteTweets The trauma!
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@JBGotit @hotboyleil Control your narrative! The clip was funny, but I’m glad they showed love. I can hear it here and I like it! 👊🏽
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@clark__kent0 Tracee Ellis Ross could throw on a heel with this and it’d be a moment!
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@blamerandy Y’all don’t get tired of all of this??? Just go to the shows of those you support, listen to the music you like, and let it be.
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Professor Milgram and this foolish cutout dress. At work?! #PowerBookII #powerghost
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