Keke Palmer
@KekePalmer
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👑 Millennial Diva 👑 Pre-Save 125 Degrees (Link in bio)
Joined April 2009
A great example of colorism is to believe I can be compared to anyone. I’m the youngest talk show host ever. The first Black woman to star in her own show on Nickelodeon, & the youngest & first Black Cinderella on broadway. I’m an incomparable talent. Baby, THIS, is Keke Palmer.
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I just saw a few comments of ppl saying I was ugly cause I wasn’t wearing any makeup. And I really want y’all to get the help y’all need because makeup isn’t real. I’m beautiful in real life, because of who I am, not what I look like.
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Some man in the gas station just said I looked like a skinny Keke Palmer. I live.
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No means no, even when it doesn’t pertain to sex. I was at the bar the other day and this girl asked me three times for a picture and I told her three times nicely that I did not want take one with her. She still preceded to film me against my will. .
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Arnold Palmer, but if you add some Tequila it becomes a Keke Palmer.
Lemonade & Iced tea mixed, What do you call this in your city/state?. Im from jersey and its an Uptown!
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Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.
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Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
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My lil sis just turned 21. We were having a convo & I said something along the lines of “they’re better than that” & she said, “no, ppl are what they show u. That’s your optimism.” I’m stunned because my optimism is a “positive” quality. But maybe it creates delusions too.
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At my job today they gave me a chauffeur. He’d been waiting awhile for me to finish & when I got back into the car he was watching Ginny & Georgia. I was curious & asked what made him watch, did his kids watch? He said no, just him, to try & understand his daughter better. 🥹.
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It kills me when guys are disappointed that they are having a girl, like they aren’t the reason for that genetic outcome lmao. Also, baby girls are a blessing 😍.
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The older I get the more introverted I become. I don’t leave the house unless I have to.
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It’s too late beloved. I cracked this case yeaaaars ago.
James Cameron says he has conducted scientific research that proves Jack & Rose couldn’t have both survived on the floating door in ‘TITANIC’. A mini documentary special about the experiment will release in February. (Source:
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I’ve been a leading lady since I was 11 years old. I have over 100+ credits, and currently starring in an original screenplay that’s the number one film at the box office #NOPE. I’ve had a blessed career thus far, I couldn’t ask for more but God continues to surprise me.🥹🥳❤️🙏🏾.
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One thing is certain and one thing is true, IM A MOTHA, through and through! 😍. “IM A MOTHA” and “Stevie to the bullshit” shirts available NOW! To all my mom’s out there, how did your baby change you?? Mine empowered me! On such another level, my
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He worked at this fast food restaurant my dad owned. He lived in this really beat down apartment with his bff, they said they came to America for a “better life.” One day his parents came to my parents house looking for him, turns out he was the Prince of Zamunda.
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People that seek outside validation, can’t understand a person that gets it from the inside.
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Millennials first taste of gaslighting.
when ashley tisdale auditioned for the role played by ashley tisdale and was told that she didn't look like ashley tisdale 😂
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Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!.
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Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.
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Nothing worse than calling your mom and she declines your call. What other life do you haveeee!?!?!.
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Written by, Muni Long 😍.
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Come on agentttttttt.
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My cat Jackie can tell there is a baby coming. Idk how, but she has never ever been so clingy. Like EVER. Now she is climbing on top of me to cuddle. She’s going to be devastated. Any tips?.
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I think people that half ass their jobs are actually the ones who got it right, cause once they know you’re great at it they just give you MORE to do. It’s a vicious reward.
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God bless y’all for this manifestation over my life. @WaltDisneyCo, this is what they asked for I’m just here to relay.
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Remember when you could get four bags of chips for a dollar?. Damn we old.
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“DETANGLED”.Coming Soon, To A Theatre Near You. Brought to you, by BlackTwitter.
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Usher! I remember when I was 12 and auditioned for “In The Mix” 🤣 You have been killing it all my life. As a true lover of the arts, your talent and craftsmanship are a rare combination that I aspire to achieve as a performer. You are a living legend who is worthy of awe! Thank
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I hate people that move slow when you are rushing, just to prove they can’t be rushed.
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I wish I could bottle how I feel about myself and sell it. Because some people take comments to heart and these ppl just say anything. I mean truly it’s insane to say anyone is ugly, but especially me. 🤣🤣🤣.
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Now why y’all bringing up old sh!t 🤣😭🥴.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but, he’s not a catch.
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All I need in this life of sin, is a cat named Jiji. 🤣 (pls who made this??)
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Doing my impression of @ImAngelaBassett for Angela was too good!! Thank you for having me @VanityFair. I had so much fun ❤️❤️
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I love it! 💗.
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People make twitter so exhausting. Everything isn’t a think piece. Sometimes mfs just being random.
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That’s my real hair pressed out.
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Disrespecting women has just become a sport, double points if you do it publicly. It makes me so sick because it’s always a joke until something happens, but even then it’s just a viral moment to most.
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Happy Easter!!! God bless you guys. Hope you have a good one 😍🥹🐣🥰❤️🙏🏾
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I heard y’all were looking for the Big Boss? 👀 Meet me at the Howard Theatre next week July 13 for an intimate conversation on entering your Big Boss era, embracing your authentic self, motherhood, navigating your career, and more! 😘. Grab your tix and get your questions ready!
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Let’s get the movie made y’all. I’m ready to ACK, let’s weep in the theaters 😩.
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I love finding random photos in my phone. Yes bandanerrr
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I hate the phrase, “I am not my ancestors.” It comes w/ the idea that our ancestors were not resistant. Resistance is not always by brute force. They learned to love and keep LIVING, which gave us life. There is no greater resistance than cementing a future. Survivors.
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My son said to stay on your neckssss. See you at Broccoli Fest 😍
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My parents gave up everything for me. I will work till I can’t no more to assure that their sacrifices weren’t in vain. The generational curses shall be overturned in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit! -Keke “Keep A Bag” Palmer.
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Where y’all dig this up??? Come on sleuth!.
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You have always been jealous of me girl! Your content is weak just like that hair dye…. Clock it.
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I’m on a Mac and I have a bad cc in my game that keeps making my Sim look crazy after she showers. I’m thinking it’s a cc and not a mod but I guess I gotta go through in find it? I’m so irritated.
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I figured out my Twitch finally! I stopped at nothing last night getting into my set up haha. All very new to me, but, if you guys ever wanna watch me plays Sims 4 it’s; itskekebabii 😘.
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If I went off on her I would’ve been wrong, so I just nervously laughed while my privacy was invaded upon.
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It’s so important to be playful, silly and have fun. The world is tense enough as is, laughing helps me 😅.
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