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@captKangol

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“Sick Boy’s always been lacking in moral fibre” “he knows a lot about Sean Connery” “ that’s hardly a substitute” she/her cash app $kasieCash82

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@GrahamB47 When you think about it the Bible is the original iPhone
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My kids are “sacrificing themselves to the shoe god” whatever that means
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@theseantcollins Killing nazis
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Presidents of the United States of America
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arctic monkeys would be wild
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@Gizmodo When people were getting kidnapped in Portland and thrown into vans? sounds like it
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@boygrrI My ex’s mom printed off all the symptoms of borderline and then presented them to me and her son triumphantly, as if she had caught me in an elaborate ruse and this was the proof
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Just because you don’t have access to a doctor doesn’t mean you don’t have autism
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I fucking hate people like this who self diagnose and then make "having" autism their entire personality, as someone who actually has autism it pisses me the fuck off
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Do you guys really not know what this is?
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Let’s confuse non midwesterners
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@matress_island @kc_jordan Dune is about doing drugs with your mom
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@lemonade_grrrl Not to get technical but nitrous oxide and air duster aren’t the same thing
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I had a sex dream about…Dracula??
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@WereInHellYT Lemons and protein bars don’t even need refrigerated, weird flex
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@traddegeneracy Uh, Joe, the cops are indiscriminately terrorizing citizens, what’s your solution? “More Cops, Jack!”
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Hey, I just realized I got 10 years clean off meth
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my conservative great grandma got a hold of me this morning and I dare say, she might be getting off the Trump train!
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The day they set fire to a police station in Minneapolis
what was your favorite day on twitter
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@kenklippenstein Don’t cats live four times longer indoors? Lol
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@alaskastardust Swear to God everyone on my town’s fb group got mad at this guy who claimed to have heard gunshots because he didn’t immediately identify himself and they pretty much accused him of being a pedophile
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Watching X files. Is Scully supposed to be hot? I think Scully is hot
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@UberFacts Damn Uber Facts you got dark
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@Julian_Epp what if people who work 40 hours a week could afford their groceries?
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@The_Acumen I want to paint my dining room this color
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@JimmyJazz1968 I’m not going to bother with this, but I assume the reason is she’s not wearing her wedding ring?
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@boygrrI I told him I was crazy when he met me, ma’am
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Is this a real quote?
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@afivegantenna @T_Lyte @r8dr4lfe75 Right after women were allowed their own credit cards
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This has been in my refrigerator for five years should I throw it out?
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That’s on you bro
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@bornposting They did a mirror scene in the first one too, which was just basically from M.
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I just want people to understand this
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Couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing
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@davidcinema Terrifying
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I love this cover, can’t explain
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Watching Con Air for the first time and this movie is hilarious
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My husband said Ready Player One was like if Chat GPT made a movie. Harsh
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@UberFacts Thought that was just good old depression
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@DaleFraza @stephlynn1982 Wow your school does COVID tests?
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I was going to watch Dr Strangelove, it’s on Max and I’ve never seen it. Should I?
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@FinalDude78 The Haunting of Hill House had some great ones
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One of my favorite Conan bits was “In The Year 2,000”
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Russel Brand got baptized in the Thames? In the fucking THAMES?? Is that normal? Do people do that?
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@GreninjaGoat Wanted this guy
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@talkwithtatsu @SailorAnarchist Warhol was so overrated
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@Eangel4285 The CIA being involved in…gestures…everything
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How much change do you think this is?
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What do you do with your free time? I serve on the national hot dog and sausage council
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Is the little pocket to put a small container of Pringles in?
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Take Me Home Tonight has always been and will always be a banger
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@sorrelquest @TheDouggernaut Isn’t Skinamarink just a room
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@UberFacts Elon Musk
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Sounds like the real distinction is whether you call it puppy chow or muddy buddies
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This was child abuse
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What movie death hit you hard as a kid?
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Want to come over, finish these and watch the Conan travel show?
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Look what my kid did to me
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@snorukous @PINNLAND_EMPIRE Sell their houses to who, Ben?
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We can’t even properly fund lunch programs in this country what a fucking joke
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@ThatEricAlper Stop Dragging My Heart Around
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@Chinchillazllla Reminds me of this spider I want, it’s a bit more reasonable
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I just heard if you purchase movies on Prime you only have access as long as Amazon has a lease with those movies and if the lease expires you lose the movies. Is this true does anyone know?
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@TakeThatNurses When I was in rehab the police were looking for me to serve a warrant and the administrator told them to get lost- one of the nicest things anyone did for me at that time (since resolved)
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@DustJames90 This is a joke, right?
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Homemade biscuits and gravy
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Do these look like raspberries to you? They’re so purple. I grew them and idk maybe they sent me something different
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Don’t you dare say peach
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My variation of the 90’s girl meme
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@douglasritz @ryangrim You think the New York Times is in any way progressive?
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@BlackSocialists "Black people commit more crime". Uggh, I've tried arguing with these people that black people are more heavily prosecuted than their white counterparts for the same crimes, I might as well be talking to my cat.
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@whstancil Because we hate you
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John Mulaney killed Princess Di?
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Never leaving the Goodwill Shaming site even if they do go wildly off topic sometimes
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I remember thinking Pierce Brosnan’s character in Mrs. Doubtfire was an evil guy then you watch it as an adult and he’s just a normal dude
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@Geo_AW You mean Daddy
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Student loan debt Low wages No COVID policy to speak of Climate disaster after climate disaster The constant precipice of war Yep, must be the algorithm
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"Why do young people hate Biden??” Maybe it's because we’ve wired them to the perfect dripfeed delivery system for algorithmically maximized emotional provocation, and then abandoned it to groups whose political existence is built around despising liberals and Democrats??
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@UberFacts That’s just the crushing weight of existence
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@UberFacts Gardening
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@RealEmirHan Everyone is wrong about this one tbh, it’s great
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Is this too much parsley
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My ex used to get mad at me for cutting pizza with scissors because it’s “white trash” but I maintain it’s still the best way to do it
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My cat that died, he was so cute
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What are your thoughts on these? Should I buy 1.5 lbs of green apple yogurt caramel cubes?
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@nicatron @carterforva Unlike the 850,000 graves of those who’ve died of COVID?
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@bornposting Can we quit pretending like he isn’t great in everything
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