Indian fans: "India chokes in semis/finals" Team india be like: "Ye lo atleast we surprised you"

“All that matters is how you preserve the evidence. A case can also lead to conviction after years of the incident if the evidence is preserved correctly”, @ArneetaV during Webinar on 'Role of citizens in combating rape' @bvucoepune @councilliterary

Innovative date ideas be like go doing your favourite thing together Like how about a napping date??

Opposite of wrong is left Felt like offending people, might delete later

You make more friends out of convenience than connection

Dose-tana

You get psuedo-order when you seek order You only get a measure of order and control by embracing randomness~@nntaleb

There should be a ‘absolutely nothing new was said’ button on tweets

Your win prediction stories won't help your ever losing team to win. STOP!

Tweet for yourself to understand, not in hope of being understood.

I struggle to hit my gym everyday but here i see my gym trainer hitting daily on my gym buddy @aanjneygeez without fail. What the heck....

Code is like humour. If you have to explain it, it's bad.

Me who does this for the entire week :/

Leg days are like helll Why do they even exist !!

Emotions aren't very high resolution, They will tell you something's wrong but not tell you what exactly is wrong

Make mistakes online, everyone is pretending to be perfect here.

No-one, literally no-one should make better jokes on you than you yourself: @prvkhvr

Imagine being taught Meme Making as a subject in college and analysing its impact through different lens of psychology, marketing, philosophy, evolutionary biology etc. . . Fun right :)

The best feature of books: read it once, wait for a few years, read it again, it has become a different book.

If you need a degree to do it, it’s not going to make you wealthy.