CEO of the Dirtbag Right
@calebisntfunny
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✝️ | husband | chaos agent | GBR 🌽 | host: That’s BASED | black sheep of the Crooks & Books podcast 💰| must bench 225+ for me to respect your opinion
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Joined March 2019
Accountant: “So how many dependents will you be claiming this year?” Me:
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That so many Zohran voters expect and seek social credit for their Zohran vote tells you a great deal. This is the opposite of the so-called invisible majority. This is the poser class. The characterologically vapid. The new faux-progressive base.
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CONSERVATISM AND NAZISM ARE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED BELIEF SYSTEMS, YOU POLITICALLY, HISTORICALLY AND PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLITERATE RETARD
All conservatives hold Nazi beliefs. If you don't want to be called a Nazi, stop talking like one. You're crying wolf. You guys are Nazi's.
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Insane that this is a tweet.
Legalise pepper spray.
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I think this requires an exorcism
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She can miss a few meals and spare some.
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@calebisntfunny @SenSanders Senator Sanders voted nay on cloture for H.R. 5371, the continuing appropriations bill extending FY2026 funding—including for SNAP—on October 28, 2025 (Senate Roll Call Vote 590, rejected 54-45). This vote blocked proceeding to the measure amid the ongoing shutdown. While the
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This person can miss a few meals
Woman says it’s “time to flip some f*cking tables” when SNAP benefits go away.
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🚨 LMAO! South Korea's President heard about the "No King's" stupidity and gifted a GOLD CROWN to President Trump Here comes the Liberal MELTDOWNS 😂 https://t.co/JBcT12ckic
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This is the type of person who will then turn around and associate her beliefs with “being a decent human being”
NEW: Liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch suggests the Dem establishment needs to get on board with wanting conservatives dead or else far-leftists will come “after you in the same way that we come after MAGA.” Welch: *Plays video of protester celebrating Kirk's murder." Welch:
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Girl in the front was executed. Girl in the back fled to Sweden where she lives in exile to this day. They both actively worked towards and celebrated their own demise. I am begging the West to stop thinking this could never happen to you, because it can and it 100% will.
Iranian leftist girls celebrating Khomeini's arrival in 1979. (he later had 30,000 leftists executed)
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are we ready for the conversation that a lot of modern transgenderism is just late-stage porn addiction?
Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson say pornography is not just sabotaging normal sexual relationships, it’s making people gay and trans. “It’s impossible for a real woman to compete with the availability and the novelty of pornography."
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This man is vile.
Gavin Newsom: I can’t tell you how much of a fan my son is of Charlie Kirk. Also Gavin Newsom: He wasn’t a fan of him, as much as he was familiar with him.
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As a committed Democrat, I’m dismayed my party is playing chicken with the food security of 42M Americans. I reject a political gamble that exposes a vulnerable constituency to widespread deprivation and chaos.
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How does this keep happening
🚨Just in: A truck hauling infected monkeys with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID overturned on a highway in Mississippi Several monkeys escaped before authorities shot most on site. One remains missing as officials warn locals to avoid the area.
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The only thing that Olivia is flipping are pancakes into her mouth, straigh from the pan… Jesus Christ! 🫣
DNC-paid mouthpiece Olivia Julianna, who was heavily weighing a run for Congress to represent TX-38, has decided not to run this time around after internal Democrat polling showed her receiving less than 1% in a primary. Julianna was hoping to flip the district blue.
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That was fun while it lasted
BREAKING: Netanyahu orders military to carry out "”powerful strikes in the Gaza strip immediately,” per Sky News.
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Hasan piker origin story
ISIS fighter with Down syndrome, with an AK-74, popping shots, sometime in 2017.
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Something the US libertarians never understood, and still don’t understand today.
"Power is a zero-sum game. And if we don't have it, then the Left will have it." - Javier Milei
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I mean this in the rudest way possible: You have to be a complete idiot to vote for this man.
After getting busted in a lie that his Aunt wasn't even in NYC during 9/11, and doesn't wear a hijab, Zohran now says it was a distant cousin, not his aunt, who was afraid to wear her hijab in NYC because of 9/11🤡
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