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XXXIII | Arcade guard dog. Honky Tonk stepdad. Professor with a nose ring. Moose. Working-class schmuck documenting the melodrama of life in a B1G college town.
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There's a house on my street with some cool college dudes living in it.
I know they're cool because they have a flag on the house that is just a picture of their house. They're clearly fond of living there.
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There's a house on my street with some cool college dudes living in it.
I know they're cool because they have a flag on the house that is just a picture of their house. They're clearly fond of living there.
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shouldn't have smoked that shit, now I'm in that one Big Ten Network commercial
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the new AEW video game should force you to watch the last two (2) minutes of "Big Bang Theory" before it boots up, for realism
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been too long since i've seen a "judgmental map," so here's Indiana:
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Ended up walking by Kilroy's Sports last night at 3:30 am. Place was still open and partying for graduation.
Everyone standing on tables/chairs, singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.
Then I noticed the guys hugging in the middle. They're gonna miss each other.
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come to the Indy 500, where tickets are $20, you can bring a cooler full of booze for free, and none of the cars have to be euthanized!
A mint julep at the Kentucky Derby costs $22, general admission tickets are $275, there's no direct public transportation to the track and the surrounding neighborhoods are fenced off from it. I love derby season but the event itself is an increasingly exclusionary spectacle.
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@JoeySalads
@BarackObama
probably because this guy actually goes to church and doesn't have 22 recorded sexual assault cases
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i know the quarterback situation is dire but God Damn
🇺🇸 Welcome to Green Bay United States Secretary of Transportation
@PeteButtigieg
and thank you for flying GRB! 🇺🇸
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@mariposamain
I'll tell you this much: they're the sort of person I want on my side when everything falls apart.
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@SaxMachine11
@AndySlater
@WALLACHLEGAL
"well, they're terrific at installing carpet, let's let them build the house!"
A macro perspective requires far more general knowledge than a micro perspective
Also these folks probably don't know shit about common folks' healthcare, labor industries, banking, so much!
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we had some fun with a judgment map of Indiana
now, here's a judgment map of my beloved Bloomington:
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YEAH BUBBA WALLACE DOING THE DAMN THING IN NASCAR OF ALL PLACES
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I am not asking much.
I am simply asking the most prominent sports columnist in the state not to sexually harass the most important woman in sports on her first day at work.
And yet.
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yeah but do they have Tenderloins
Paris, a city of 2.161 million people, within the footprint of Indianapolis, a city of 880,000 people.
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THERE'S A FLY ON THIS LOGO PICTURE?!?
@UniWatch
Breaking: The Oakland A's will start exploring the possibility of relocating with the blessing of MLB, a move that could put pressure on local government officials to greenlight a new stadium project that has spent years in limbo, sources tell
@JeffPassan
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please join us in 7 days as Indiana University either has the most contentious commencement ceremony in history, or it gets scrapped outright
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@ncaamonoply
@ComplexSports
@LeBatardShow
@okcthunder
@shaiglalex
what's stopping them? certainly not an age requirement
maybe they need a ride -- go be a hero and save your elderly neighbor, because complaining about these NBA players on Twitter can't help the situation like you directly can~
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Tom Crean was phenomenally kind to my family when he didn't have to be. I'll always remember that about him. I hope he ends up with a good gig somewhere.
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The Purdue plate makes it better.
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going to start calling it AN Ohio State University
The Ohio State University has successfully registered a trademark for "THE."
The registration was just issued on June 21st by the USPTO.
The application was filed back in August 2019. So why did it take 3 years to get approved?
A thread🧵
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SHELDON: penny (knock knock knock) penny (knock knock knock)
(crowd loses its shit)
PENNY: goddamnit sheldon i'm going to shoot you with a gun
SHELDON: bazinga!
[crowd starts choking each other in a frothing laughstorm]
[ALL-NEW ALL ELITE WRESTLING BEGINS NOW ON TBS]
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@MrTansley
@Hawks12Fanatic
@proseman
@levarburton
He also threatened to boycott the Mike and Mike show one day before it ended a 19-year run on TV and radio. :<
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y'all have a livestream of dumpy slobby dudes sitting and gambling in a windowless room
It's Impossible To Enjoy Watching Zach Edey Play Basketball
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there's no genuine financial need at hand but if you had a laugh and wanna buy these guys some beers, I'll make sure they get a gift card to Big Red Liquors
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congratulations on your first time at kroger
October 10, 2023: Kendall Jenner at the Kroger store in Bloomington, Indiana.
📸 More pics:
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@scottsegal18
@Robbie_gr
@JasonTuatara
@elonmusk
This might be the biggest lie in the history of lies.
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Checking the Bloomington sports pulse at B-Dubs is like expecting a Hoosier-style tenderloin at Wendy's.
Still in Bloomington and went to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch games today.
There is virtually no interest in this Indiana men’s team.
The overwhelming sentiment around here from talking to people is the vast majority is ready to move on from Mike Woodson. The questions are :…
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@super_cassette
the idea has been floated in my inbox of surprising them with a new flag just like that!
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Queen Elizabeth canceled an upcoming reception at Windsor Castle amid the ongoing Russian invasion.
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@WenzlerPowers
@chill_bro10
well shit, time to find a new factory owner!
[mails out 5 gold tickets and lets god sort out the rest]
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i am in awe of the sacred place this world's fate has led me to discover
i am a mere pawn in the presence of Kings
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If you live in Bloomington, and you only order pizza from chain restaurants, you are 100% missing out
Pizza X, MoBear's, Cafe Pizzaria, Aver's, Nick's, Switchyard, Eric Gordon's Greek's, Azzip, Bucceto's, The Tap, Butch's, Da Vinci, Lennie's, Baldy's, Osteria Rago, and so on~
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sorry, 7 more to go
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a brief summary of the IU-UT trash talk:
TENNESSEE: haha! you lowly Hoosiers ("Losers?") are historically unsuccessful at football. We, on the other hand, are not.
INDIANA: i have wanted to die since the day i was born, and hell has infinite seating for sinners like us
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@146Stanton
@mlbfights
he's a private citizen going home from work, he can tell someone to leave him alone however he chooses
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IU's women's basketball program is delivering the expectations that even the stingiest of Hoosier fans would ask of the team.
We're witnessing history in real-time. A wonderful era.
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the story of a recent photo that got people talking
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DAN: see what I would have done here, Jason, instead of holding the ball and taking a missed shot, I would have dribbled in and MADE the basket! Kids these days, they're SOFT! Go in and MAKE A SHOT.
JASON: ha ha ha, Gophers lead the Hoosiers 41 to 27 here with 2:00 to play...
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@SaxMachine11
@AndySlater
@WALLACHLEGAL
@mcuban
I forgot the Dallas Mavericks are exactly like the food service industry, Amazon, and Wal-Mart, our nation's largest employers.
"Hahaha"
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@Samuri_mike
Right?? I'm tired of the wasp nest-looking "mixed use" cookie-cutter bullshit. Give me a house that's falling apart and has 7 bedrooms connected through a broom closet.
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wait, Shane McMahon was in TOWN last week
for INDIANA FOOTBALL?!?
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@GoodmanHoops
well, one's attempted assault (illegal) and the other is a compelling, harmless metaphor (legal)
don't think too much on this one
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Tenderloin watch:
Crazy Horse
Bloomington, Indiana
$10.99, brioche bun for scale
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maybe the real Indiana football was the friends we made along the way
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the way old people in Bloomington speak so glowingly about the IU women's basketball team makes me very happy
they always say stuff like "our ladies" and it feels very familial
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oh my god
This summer, we're hitting the Florida highway with a single mission - to film a documentary on the Nonstandard McDonald's of the Sunshine State!
Back us on Kickstarter and be a part of our most Nonstandard adventure yet!
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"IU football fans are secretly Notre Dame fans."
Fuck that noise. I live in Bloomington. We all joke about watching games we know we're gonna lose. There's a sad stack of red foam fingers at every Kroger in town. We wallow in our shit and take great pride in the filth.
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That's the "I don't want to cry so I'm going to press my eyes into your shoulder and hope I don't start bawling" hug. That's a good hug.
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@SJohn_1974
@charliekirk11
you are more than welcome to try to secede from the union
prepare to be treated accordingly
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i'm seeing a clean, heated walkway with no lines at security
what's the issue?
The only cities allowed to host All-Star moving forward are Los Angeles, Phoenix, Miami, Orlando, New Orleans and Atlanta. Who says no??!
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Based on today's discourse, I'd like to nominate Bloomington as the Schrodinger's Cat of Indiana:
People outside Indiana think we're a bunch of hicks, but the rest of Indiana actually thinks we're too woke to function.
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They didn't just win. They dominated. I had my doubts. It didn't feel real. I am so stoked about this IUWBB team. After this, anything is possible! Great game tonight.
#iuwbb
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@nxmanjaa
@HiTecDigital
@SaycheeseDGTL
someone's mother got murdered and you're acting like it takes a PhD to understand
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Accidentally took this photo of the NASCAR race earlier where the production team cut between storm clouds and a lizard too quickly, so now it looks like Miami's race is under delay due to a giant amphibian.
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For anyone who thinks this person is interesting,
@universaIwill
reached out and provided proof this is their car. All credit goes to them.
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It's telling when people from California accuse Indiana of being the symbol of racism, as if the Chinese Exclusion Act, Japanese internment, a gold rush ban on Blacks, the Zoot Suit Riots, and the Rodney King incident didn't all take place in California during the same timespan.
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what the actual fuck
all this for...a couple of students in tents?
Tactical helicopter circling above campus, and a sniper on the roof of IMU. (I did not take the photo and cannot grant permission to reuse, sorry)
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@scottsegal18
@Robbie_gr
@JasonTuatara
@elonmusk
so is "my steering wheel comes off 2-3 times a month, and it's normal," and "it has killed at least 4 people in my life now"
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"hey, I got an important meeting coming up in a minute, let me call you back"
— guy behind me in line at Chipotle
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