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Philly vs Everyone | Bridge Brigade Founding Member JUISMAM PITA | IBX Man of the Match 11/9/2020, 9/27/2020, 6/3/2023
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#DOOP
@PhilaUnion
This video needs to live on somewhere on twitter forever, so that place will be here
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$211 after tax and the badge is upside down 🙃
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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@0xSweep
@hasanthehun
Not you trying to be like "well he's usually crazy but if the mics off it's cool" 🤣
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In order for NYC fans to buy tickets, they have to provide a detailed report on where they were on January 6th.
#Doop
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Did anyone tell them that LAFC invented jumping tho?
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@IMS
@IndyCaronNBC
Still wild that you black out the game locally to people that originally allowed the track to happen.
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Union fans: We want a young DP striker with a high transfer value for basically nothing, from South America. Please anyone will do.
Union: Makes signing
Union fans: NOT THAT ONE WTF, pack it in we're in last place now.
#Doop
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The percentage of local residents in this shot that haven't been to a Union game and won't, has to be over 75%
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Fixed
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Biggest news in Union history. We did a good visa process
Curtin on the availability of Danley Jean Jacques for tomorrow's match:
"Am I allowed to say this yet? As of ten minutes ago, he is available."
📷: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports and FC Metz
#doop
#leaguescup
#haiti
#FCMetz
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Yo Union players. I love that you're out partying on the streets cause the Phillies won, really I do, but imma need you to maybe quarantine for a bit 😅
#Doop
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BREAKING:
@NYCFC
petition that
@MLS
move their remaining games to
#ChampionStadium
quote "We know the name doesn't fit us and we haven't scored yet in 2020, we have to play on a full sized field? That's unfair!"
More to follow.
@SonsofBen
@PhilaUnion
#DOOP
#MLSisBack
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87 degrees in Southampton and it's "draining conditions", "Harsh weather". Meanwhile, Adams and Aaronson are like "holy shit it's nice out.
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Remember that time when
@NewYorkRedBulls
blew a 3-1 lead at half time only to lose to
@PhilaUnion
4-3 in extra time so that Philly can secure their first playoff win? Good times.
#DOOP
@SonsofBen
@BrotherlyGame
@AleBedoya17
@Fafagoal23
@raygaddis
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They're playing U2, I don't wanna hear anyone say that Wrexham plays at a higher level than MLS again.
.
@Wrexham_AFC
is coming to Philadelphia!
You won't want to miss when our friends from across the pond take on
@PhilaUnionII
at Subaru Park!
Get priority access to tickets 👉
#DOOP
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@tombogert
@MLSist
Maybe if our refs didn't think the game was about them and actually did their job correctly I'd feel bad for them.
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We should tell former players that there is an alumni game on Sunday, December 5th around 3:00 p.m.
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Imagine Atlanta time wasting. Wild. Crazy. Maybe I should write a 1500 word letter tho their local newspaper saying how it's a TRAVESTY that a team would ever fake an injury. Wait no, Atlanta would NEVER do that right?!?!
#UniteAndConquer
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Not many negatives I can pull from this game. They played their hearts out. I'm upset but I'm not disappointed in the season if that makes sense.
#DOOP
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I've gotten 4 texts and 5 Facebook messages from people I haven't talked to in years. The same people that would be annoyed as shit when I post about the union. Get fucked 🖕 lol. I have a list in mind already for my extra
#Doop
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Main takeaways:
Leon Flach has regressed
Can't close out games
Subs 🙄 (why have Torres and Perea if you never use them)
Ditch the megaphones, we are just as loud if not louder without them.
Join in on KSU chants (specifically the Ole one) when they have 101-105 chanting
#Doop
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Me: Union advanced to the Semi-Finals :)
Union Facebook: WHO FUCKING CARES!! WHERE WAS THE ANTHEM! WHY COULDNT I HEAR MY PROPAGANDA SONG!!!! WTF, TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE, WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE EVEN IN!!!
#DOOP
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So we're all going to fight this prick right? No one touches ray
What will the
@MLS
Disciplinary Committee do here? Bernardeschi with real red card + 3 game suspension energy imo.
#CINvTOR
#AllForCincy
@TorontoFC
@fccincinnati
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@thegoalkeeper
No one is ever actually going to stop Mexico fans from doing that chant or throwing beer. I'm convinced
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Who cares about the win and advancing and whatever. UHRE WENT 90 MIN HOLY SHIT. HOW!!!!!
#doop
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Dax got a Red for *checks notes* being choked by 2 players.
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Me in the river end with three 10 year olds in front of me when the Union do something stupid because it's not my fault they don't know what they signed up for.
Normalize parents not asking grown adults to censor themselves because you chose to bring your children to a neighborhood sports bar
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Newer fans are learning about what we were originally promised 😅
WOAH! Apparently this is an original rendering of what Subaru Park/PPL Park could have looked like if they built it at 30k seat capacity to begin with! RIP mixed use buildings
#DOOP
#PhillyUnion
#SoccerSpecificStadium
#ChesterStadium
via MLS subreddit
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Everyone mad has no idea that we also stole it lol
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"NYCFC is going to complain about the field. If you have a problem with your field, talk to your ownership"
@AlexiLalas
Savage
😂😂😂😂😂😂
#DOOP
@SonsofBen
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Quinn knowing it's a goal 5 seconds before it goes in is *chef's kiss*
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The passion from the owners was definitely evident during the town hall. But they have to back it up for it to matter. Can't be making empty political promises in a sports city like Philadelphia and think people won't notice. Hope the town hall sparks something great for us
#Doop
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People are really mad about the line up. Like, fuck else are we supposed to do 🤣🤣🤣
#doop
Drink and watch it or go to bed you fucking nerds
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@SoB_Evan
You putting Minnesota at "good" and not the best kit ever released almost makes me want to block you
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@AdamSchefter
Washington's way of reviewing the name is by writing it 5 times (one of them in bold at the bottom) in their official review statement.
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@TaylorTwellman
And clearly saying something so bad to the ref that he had to cover his moith and the second he says it, Ream screams in his face
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Breaking:
@espn
thinks Chester is 1200 miles from Philadelphia.
This Philadelphia Union fan traveled 1,200 miles to watch Messi's first game with Inter Miami.
Messi is still on vacation 🙃
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YEA BUT YOU COULD EASILY START PAXTEN, CRAIG, SULLIVAN AND JACK MCGLYNN TO GET MINUTES SO THEY CAN GET MORE EXPERIENCE, THEY HAVE A BIGGER UPSIDE THAN THE STARTERS. THE COACH HAS TO BE ABLE TO TACTICALLY ADJUST.
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Here it is since he deleted it.
I saw this so everyone else has to. This is how they're trying to cope. This angle is so obtuse it was an SAT question
#doop
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I really should have saved the "can't wait to embarrass Philly today" comment I saw earlier I forgot where it was 😭😭
#Doop
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Don't forget. Leave your money at home, don't go to the union shop, don't buy concessions, bring a poncho or a plastic bag for your phone, protest how you see fit. There's no need to wait to be told how to protest.
#doop
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I'd like to personally thank the Philadelphia Union for helping me be dead inside enough for this not to affect me. Go Birds.
#Doop
#FlyEaglesFly
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Birria Tacos 🤤🤤
@PhilaUnion
Union Yards Tailgate
$20 (yes it's high but they're so good)
@FootyScran
@SportScran
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The Philadelphia Union should change their slogan from "JUNGITE aut PERITE" to "Low Risk High Possible Return Young Player in 2-4 Years"
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The Linc, Citizens Bank, and the Soob are all getting cell tower upgrades next year btw. 🔥🔥
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Nothing Happened on November 5th last year. Nothing Happened on November 5th last year. Nothing Happened on November 5th last year. Nothing Happened on November 5th last year. Nothing Happened on November 5th last year. Nothing Happened on November 5th last year.
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