Cosmic Gurpler. August 1. 1PM CT.

🍎COSMIC GURPLER INCOMING! This Friday, August 1st. Twitch Stream ➡️ 12:30PM CT.Gurpler Release ➡️ 1PM CT

--santa claus demons, Greg the Bunny, bear disease, slug lifespan, bats, organized animals, mosquitos, slug redemption, Changing Lanes, and picture posting.

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Imhotep, vaseline, dry rub, circumcision, hairline, animal hair, Turkey assumptions, EPO tent, Lance Armstrong, 100% ankles, intestines, ebikes, dogged out, off the dog?, The Edge, Bart the Bear, Bronson Pinchot, Hitman Map, the radio--

Did Geoff do it on purpose? Vote in the comments.

Introducing the Regulation Schedule for the week of July 28th! You can find all this content on our YouTube channels and Patreon. This Friday, August 1st, we will stream at 12:30PM CT just in time for the release of the COSMIC GURPLER at 1PM CT.

Just go for the clam one more time.

--promoting with Adam Savage, Gavin's 2025 Threat, and fart hard.

--pinball, Geoff and Gavin on the phone, Geoff pissed his shirt, Nunya Neighborhood Bar, accountability for the Mayor of Goof World, outside robot, Dan gets it, Clutch My Pearls--

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff out of town, recording time, changing the time, Gurplers AUGUST 1 @ 1PM CT, Gurpler vid, potato colors, apple throwing, a nose accident waiting to happen, the double dot, Rascal Flatts, Seasons, /O/ vs |O|--

🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED! 🚨. We're changing up our usual weekly stream. This Friday, we'll be streaming at 2PM CST ⏰ Join us for Dillkong's DK Extravaganza Banana Bananza 🍌

--Garfield Kart 2, Road Craft, MindsEye, video game glitches in real life, sprinting neighbor, GOAT roster, NBA draft, anticipation, and E3.

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about tongue tired, eyes tired, pants funeral, ash nug, Lebowski'd, snake incident, tongue sleeves, Popcorn Bucket Urn, Regulation Benches, somber bench dedication, pillow mountain new layer, adventures, Nick, jailbreak your cart--

Introducing the Regulation Schedule for the week of July 14th!

--change color, a new thing, Jack's bird, and judging a book by its cover.

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff's fuffle, lightning strike, carless DFW, travel innovation fun, skydiving, more emails, lifetime dog count, Frazier's Long & Low, smash dogs, buns, serial killer update, Minnesota, spaghetti, leasing cars, car life hack--