I've wanted to write this for years.
The 2002
#USMNT
. A visionary photographer. White linen pants. A water fountain.
My deep dive on the most memorable photo shoot in U.S. soccer history, complete with dozens of unseen outtakes and hours of interviews:
So Ale Bedoya grabbed a field-level mic after scoring his goal and shouted, live on national television:
"HEY CONGRESS, DO SOMETHING. END GUN VIOLENCE NOW."
My man. Need a lot more voices like his in pro sports.
#DOOP
#DCU
No greater reminder of soccer’s place in the American sporting landscape that Fox cutting away from Messi hoisting his first-ever World Cup in favor of… the first quarter of a regular-season NFL game.
Pelé's bicycle kick against the Miami Toros in 1976. In the outfield at Yankee Stadium, he scored one of the most beautiful goals in the history of American soccer. RIP, O Rei.
DC United and Wayne Rooney have agreed on terms, multiple sources tell me tonight. Rooney, who starred for the club as a player, will be their newest manager.
#DCU
You: Messi is just like us! He shops at Publix!
Me, an intellectual: Publix is literally an Inter Miami corporate sponsor. They have an Inter Miami sub there.
He showed up to training today in... you guessed it... an Audi. His every movement will be monetized by MLS and Inter.
Weston McKennie already had a lot of admirers before tonight and just earned many more. Dying laughing at the guy right now. Red card 100% worth it.
#usmnt
Lots of comparisons to be made between MLS & Liga MX - here’s one that doesn’t: the atmosphere in Monterrey last night is not one that exists anywhere in the US. Entire stadium was one giant supporters’ section, every fan engaged, every fan passionate. Whole different scene.
So
@ChrisWondo
- who is missing tonight's
@sjearthquakes
match serving his first-ever red card suspension - is spending the match w/San Jose's ultras. Look at this man celebrate this Quakes goal. I'm dying. Truly remarkable.
Like so many of you I am struggling to come to terms with Grant's death. He was a friend and an advocate, always kind, always thoughtful, always amplifying my voice and my writing, never asking for anything in return. He was unfailingly kind and I will miss him tremendously.
DC United, I'm told, have sold upwards of 3,000 tickets for their July 8th match against
#InterMiamiCF
in the past 24 hours alone. Likely they sell another 1,000 will sell by the end of the day.
All for a match Messi won't play in.... God bless America.
Probably the best game I’ve ever seen in person. Just an absolutely insane match and the loudest, most raucous atmosphere I’ve ever been in, personally.
Camera battery died just before the 98th min equalizer so I picked up my cell. The scene w/
@FelipeCar
from Monterrey:
Giants and Commanders just played to a 20-20 draw, you love to see it, especially during a World Cup where so many people are on this website saying shit like "WAiT ThE gAmE jUsT eNdS In a DrAw????"
An absolute disgrace, and one final alienating blow to an entire subset of fans who already cast a critical eye at MLS to begin with. And who can blame them? Ridiculous, man.
NEW: On Friday afternoon,
#MLS
announced that it will have its Next Pro developmental teams participate in the 2024 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup instead of its first teams.
The league will reassess participation for future iterations next winter. Report:
On this day in 2002, Hugh Dallas and Torsten Frings conspired to deny the
#USMNT
a berth in the World Cup semifinals, and I have not forgotten, nor will I ever forget, and I am making myself very angry just Tweeting about it, even.
certified legend Gonzalo Higuain playing possibly the last game of his career on a baseball diamond against a bunch of guys with “DUDE WIPES” on their sleeves, absolutely incredible
The thing about MLS on Apple TV is that the picture quality alone will compensate for almost any shortcoming. Feels like I’ve been watching MLS thru a dirty shower door for years.
Big month for these truly groundbreaking, sizzling takes. I will forever be fascinated by people’s insistence on shitting on a sport they don’t watch or understand.
Like… I don’t watch or understand cricket, but if you do… whatever makes you happy!
Wayne Rooney on MLS & Miguel Almiron's move to Newcastle: "The standard of play here maybe took me by surprise a bit. I don't know if any of you watched the Newcastle game the other day but Almiron was the best player on the pitch by a mile."
#ATLUTD
#MLS
#DCU
I’m not a medical expert but it seems like if you suffer a significant blow to the head that puts you down for 10+ minutes and it takes smelling salts and water and a bunch of smacks from your teammates to get you back in the game, you should be subbed out.
This place is truly insane, in every way. Mountain view aside, the concourses, tunnels, walkways are all so beautifully, tastefully done in a brutalist (adjacent, at least) style that is just absolutely breathtaking.
Some very happy personal news: I’ve just signed a long-term contract with The Athletic and will be sticking around for a few more years. 🙌
I’m looking forward to bringing you even more of the dumbest shit in American soccer, whether you ask me to or not. ✨
Don't think I'll see the
#USMNT
win a World Cup in my lifetime, but here's a more realistic goal: hopefully we'll get to a place where "getting out of the group" is no longer good enough, or widely-perceived as a massive success. It's been the goal for 32 years.
In July, former
#NYCFC
intern Skyler Badillo leveled sexual harassment claims against David Villa.
Now, she tells us her story. She says she was repeatedly harassed & touched inappropriately, and that NYCFC did nothing about it.
On
@TheAthleticSCCR
:
The spotlight is very, very bright on Miami & Messi right now but a few days ago, an MLS club gave a post-game press conference and nobody - not on zoom, not in person - showed up to it. There are many, many MLS clubs that still operate in the shadows, more or less.
In the world of villainous catchphrases, "I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL AND DO ONE INTERVIEW AND HIS COOL SNEAKERS AND BOUNCE PASSES WILL BE GONE" is so deeply hilarious and incredible. What a banner day for American soccer.
Not exaggerating here - this goal, by Pablo Ruiz, is one of the best long-distance efforts in MLS history, if we're talking 50+ yards. It honestly might be the best, given the angle, fact that he hits it on the fly, upper 90 more or less. Just ridiculous.
Have to worry a bit about Rashford and Saka, honestly. Here’s to hoping people use common sense, sympathy and dignity in the wake of all of this. I’m not holding my breath, I guess.
BREAKING: Washington Spirit co-owner Y. Michele Kang broke her silence this morning and sent a very, very strongly-worded message to fan groups & her co-investors. Holds no punches.👇
I have lost 140 pounds in nine months.
It has been enormously complicated and it hasn’t always been a good time. But sitting here in an economy-class seat - comfortably - I feel so happy I could cry.
Sorry, I don’t know how to smile, ha. Celebrating on the inside. 😊
If you supported Trump or voted for him, you tethered yourself to this. Sorry, there’s no “I supported the candidate but I don’t support this.” He was always who he was. It’s been clear for years. You tethered yourself to white supremacy. You tethered yourself to a traitor.
Got my hands recently on a document MLS distributed to its clubs last month. In it, the league lays out expectations for what each of its club's needs to provide in terms of video content for this new Apple deal. I'll thread some details here.
THIS MAN HAS APPARENTLY BEEN ROLLING AROUND WITH MY TWITTER HANDLE ON HIS VANITY TAGS FOR YEARS. Ohio recently went to only requiring one tag so this beautiful man left his front tag in my car. I am legit crying. American soccer is so deeply weird and beautiful sometimes.
I’ve lost 30 lbs during quarantine. Turns out the secret to losing weight is regular exercise and also being legally prohibited from sitting in a restaurant.
BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, Michele Kang has wrested 52% control of the Washington Spirit from Steve Baldwin and Bill Lynch.
Details, with
@itsmeglinehan
and
@thrace
, on
@TheAthleticSCCR
:
Could Zlatan Ibrahimovic's last action in
#MLS
be... grabbing his junk and mouthing off to an
#LAFC
fan? Possibly. Kind of perfect in the worst possible way, I'd say.
#LAGalaxy
Breathtaking: Swiss curator Klaus Littmann installed an entire forest, basically, into the home stadium of Austrian side Austria Klagenfurt, who agreed to play elsewhere until the piece is removed in late October. His work was inspired by a 70's illustration, pictured below.
Absolute shock in the room as DC is passed over as a host city. A World Cup without matches in the national capital seems unthinkable, but here we are.
Imagine knowing that the captain of the USMNT & many other high-profile players on it have expressed public support for this head coach — and then proceeding to spend the next 48 hrs of your life screaming on the internet @ journalists & other fans anyways. Sir, this is an Arby's
Guys I've got great news this AM. Even though I have no idea how to edit video, I made you an MLS hype video.
Also great news: the cybergoth dance video lines up perfectly with the new Hans Zimmer anthem. Also sorry Teal Bunbury.
Out here at RFK stadium where all but a few of the seats in the lower bowl have been removed. A bit emotional to see a building that’s meant so much to so many in its final days.
“USMNT Twitter” is a deeply fucked up, toxic place these days. There’s always room for dissenting viewpoints and healthy discussion - but my mentions, right now, are an absolute dumpster fire of borderline radicalized nonsense, the sort of shit that drowns reasonable voices out.
Miami’s season ticket price hike is atrocious. Clubs across the league are also hiking prices - for weeks, my DMs have been full of DC United STHs who are coping with 20, 30% increases @ times. One has had tickets since 96.
You don’t get those customers back after Messi leaves.
Amazing that what the Reynas did - which was wildly petty and vindictive - overshadows what Berhalter did to one of his own players, dragging him publicly, essentially. In the end, everybody looks like shit. Hate to see it.
IF YOU LIKED GERMANY SWEDEN YOU’LL DEFINITELY WANT TO TUNE IN TO (checks schedule, starts sobbing uncontrollably) THE COLORADO RAPIDS VS MINNESOTA UNITED
Just finished planning a 17-day roadtrip. Was going to take the Z or the Vette but ended up renting an SUV, given the weather and how far north I'm headed. I am truly looking forward to this.
Today is the 20th anniversary of the Landon Donovan Water Fountain™ photo.
Look what’s in the back of my 1984 DODGE SHELBY TURBO RAMPAGE.
Time to drive it to Frisco, TX where it’ll live out its days at the
@soccerhof
.
Thank you, David & the
@TownofCary
, for keeping it safe!
I'll make a deal with MLS - fine, keep the ban on political speech, etc - but get rid of the military appreciation nights, anthems, faux-patriotic BS and the rest of it. Cheers.
Worry not,
@MLSist
. Your weird mutant human/cat hybrid is reppin’ the right team in our house tonight.
Want to secure your own place at Subaru Park & help our community efforts at the same time?👉
#DOOP