@jeremyjudkins_ Born too late to explore the earth. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born at just the right time to finance a pizza from Dominos.

the mistake so many people make is seeing university professors as intellectuals when they’re actually employees at a combination hedge fund and healthcare conglomerate that operates a small luxury resort/sports franchise where student-customers occasionally take classes

In 2025 the world has gone mad. The right protect pedos. The left protect pedos. The right justify war The left justify war The right cancel and deplatform The left cancel and deplatform. The right name call The left name call. Both sides are retarded.

If you invented a machine that: - Runs on grass - Produces high-quality protein - Fertilises soil while operating - Builds topsoil - Requires zero electricity - Self-replicates - Provides 100+ byproducts (leather, tallow, gelatin, etc.) You'd win every environmental award. We

Microservices is the software industry’s most successful confidence scam. It convinces small teams that they are “thinking big” while systematically destroying their ability to move at all. It flatters ambition by weaponizing insecurity: if you’re not running a constellation of

@MattWalshBlog It's hand-egg, bro!

Turn off Cortana + web results in search [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Windows Search] "AllowCortana"=dword:00000000 "ConnectedSearchUseWeb"=dword:00000000 "ConnectedSearchUseWebOverMeteredConnections"=dword:00000000 "DisableWebSearch"=dword:00000001

North Korea is arresting people for their online social media posts that disagree with the govt. Iran is arresting their own citizens for posting things they don’t approve of. Just kidding… That is Germany, France and England.

Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything. Stop integrating AI in everything.

Make duels great again!

The first property tax in American history was levied in 1634. By 1800, local govts in every single State collected property taxes. You’re only hearing calls to abolish property taxes now because they are the last obligation Boomers have to society.

I've never seen an American President crash out this badly and I'm pretty sure Joe Biden shit his pants in front of the Pope

I realized the Doom graphics engine running on a pregnancy test CPU could handle all of North American Air Traffic Control. I'm going to sit down for a bit.

To avoid a repeat of last night’s shellacking in the 2026 midterms, Republicans should: quit covering for pedophiles put America before Israel put farmers before corporations quit funding wars abroad reduce spending to control inflation quit attacking independent voices

On the plus side, at least the oven clock is right again.

@SpaceX SpaceX mission statement: "Making life multiplanetary and changing people's phone wallpapers."

Sunset and terminate all presidential emergency declarations after 60 days unless Congress expressly authorizes their continuation.

Follow the Constitution. Read the bills. Stop governing by emergency. End the forever war. Cut taxes & spending. Stop borrowing trillions. No CBDC. Protect free speech. Repeal the Patriot Act & FISA 702. No qualified immunity for government officials. End civil asset forfeiture.

@jeremyjudkins_ Born too late to explore the earth. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born at just the right time to finance a pizza from Dominos.

If you pay for health insurance through the state of Washington health plan finder (Obamacare), the state has been stealing federal funds intended to help with your premiums for years to pay for health insurance for illegal immigrants. We should all be pissed about that and I