this is almost literally how the NZ news reported today’s election on the radio btw

Thanks Jeff Lawson for buying the Onion so we could get this great zoom in on electoral coverage. No other news source has gone to this level of detail. https://t.co/dxU3kSb0ph

https://t.co/cA7gMdukdH

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) Cinematography by Ted D. McCord Directed by Robert Wise

“Bought a Pikachu balloon for my kid but could never in a million years have imagined where the air valve is & how you inflate it”

友人「乱視って世界どう見えてるの？」 わい「

taking constant psychic damage from nonstop doom scrolling all day today:

If you, like me, need to distract yourself from politics today, Sumida Aquarium is doing a promotion where if you point your phone towards the Tokyo Skytree from anywhere in the city, a giant, emotional support garden eel will appear to help you get through the day 🥹

Both Interpol, the organisation, and Interpol the band are going to be in Glasgow tomorrow, and that's scratching a part of my brain that I didn't know needed scratched

sir, japan has developed a halloween christmas tree they put out october 1

Dragon Age: The Veilguard has at least 25+ black hairstyles

can't have shit in New Zealand

A minor earthquake occurred off the coast of Japan tonight, causing an alert to appear on screen just at the moment a TV station was broadcasting a dramatic Godzilla Minus One scene.

MAGA: You get that dirt on Walz? Staffer: Sure did boss, real fuckin heartwarming just like you asked. MAGA: what

UPDATE: fired

You: I arrived at the station!! Me: where are you? You:

カラカラ(ひんし)

👍🏾

One of the most remarkable images out of Spain yesterday is from this town in Aragón. That's a lot of water, but the dam — which was ordered built by the Emperor Augustus — held firm, just as it has for the past 2000 years. Roman concrete: Never leave home without it.

Probably a sign your team is not in great shape when your local broadcast is showing graphics like this.