Right, I’m doing it, I’ve had my bluesky account sitting there for months, so off I go. Taking this account off my phone, but not quite ready to delete yet. Maybe one day that sack of shit might sell the company and someone else will restore it. See you over there…

Coke says cheap imitations are better than the real thing, pass it on

I feel like we haven't talked about the full insanity of needing a blue check to apply to Elon Musk's department. His very first act of being in government is breaking the law by requiring a personal bribe to him as an application fee for a civil service position

Me coming back on here for work purposes

Yeah except who’s going to buy or listen to it

I'm so glad our finite sources of drinking water are being evaporated so people who have less creativity than a middle schooler can pretend to make stuff that looks like utter dogshit

Love a good transparency dashboard. Especially the ones so transparent they just disappear forever.

for those unaware elon musk holds a ton of dogecoin (DOGE) and this is a president-elect using his executive power to create a new government department whose name is intended to boost the price of DOGE, thereby enriching the man running it (musk)

Nothing says government efficiency like two people doing one job

The “legal loophole” is just sentencing a guy convicted of 34 felonies to prison like they do with literally everyone else

Me, at a wedding, judging the men’s fashion choices

Knowing that Kojima is a Peaks fan makes me very happy.

Tempted to try and send some Very Big Moose to Gary Barlow’s very big son.

As #BlackHistoryMonth comes to an end, we hear from our Chancellor, Professor @SirGeoffPalmer, on how it plays an important role in inspiring positive change for generations to come. #HeriotWattUni

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

If this has you in a grim mood. You really wanna off yourself? You really wanna give those fucks their satisfaction? The less you suffer, the more they suffer. You can punish them just by existing. I hope their every waking moment is spent in fucking agony knowing I exist.

Ban naff celebs from writing children’s books for easy money, and support writers who can’t get a look-in at the moment.

They deepfaked MLK. They deepfaked MLK.

If Harris wins tomorrow night - or if Harris even appears *likely* to win key states - you will see @elonmusk and the MAGA crowd go full disinformation immediately. They will claim the election is being stolen. It will be coordinated and immediate. Realize this is coming.

So he lied in a lottery announcement, which is also a crime.