If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅.

RT @BunningsNPC: Northland get their first win at Eden Park since 2008 🤯

Goat album

vibes rn

How can I just let you walk away?.Just let you leave without a trace?.When I stand here taking every breath, with you, ooh.You're the only one who really knew me at all.

People have had access to WHAT while I’ve been seeing the old woman in da woods that knows when I die?!?!??!!!112

Beers

RT @jeremysmiles: this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself.

Msging a scotch fillet.

I am committed

Couldn’t find it in town. Spenny bit

About to go to town so would be good if youse committed.

RT @bryan_johnson: it's my birthday tomorrow

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP FOR SATIVA”.

I’m roining risis.

What was the free to air rugby news? MrB was doing a palaver.

Glad I didn’t make a sex number joke.

Did Winston just say Covid was leaked GE?.

Gunna be some real good Fonterra takes for the next week I spose 😅.

It’s good that Peeni is supporting his co-worker Ingrid Leary’s right to be patched up. Chippo could never.